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Witness the absolute certainty that DelrayGata displays. We need to bookmark this thread for when McClain picks Miami. But we have to give a ton of credit to "lotsadeacs20" for his HILARIOUS pun-skills. I mean, who could come up with such a brilliant fake name such as "Bea Toff"? Someone give that guy a SiriusXM subscription so he can listen to Howard 100 to figure out some much better fake names, such as Willie Pfistergash and Hugh Jassole...


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You have to love the bipolar Gaytors.

In one porst, absolute confidence. In the very next porst, a reminder of how they lost out on the last "Gaytor Lockz" that Chick Fil-A QueJay told them they had in the (fast food) bag.


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This is the funniest "SEC-SEC-SEC" humble-brag of them all. Yes, the "SEC" buys houses for mommas. Well, not the Gaytors you know, but other schools in the SEC-SEC-SEC, and the Gaytors are gonna pretend that they have the arms to compete in this arms race (psssst, they don't).


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Still laughing at their fake insider that labels himself as a Chick-fil-A mogul. I believe he was called out on some bullshlt saying he “owned three Chick-fil-A’s“ because apparently that’s not how it works with franchisees in that organization. Not that I’m familiar with their business model. But it’s going to be fun over the next year or so watching that guy scramble and fail. As it will with Gapier over the next few years.
 
And for the love of God, PLEASE do not get me started on the latest Gaytor pearl-clutching thread about how every other writer on 247 is engaged in a multi-year deep-cover false-flag conspiracy to undermine the Gaytor Kruiting Klass Kalculator by virtue of biased player evaluations and fraudulent crystal balls. The Gaytors are the ONLY target and this is the ONLY way to bring UiF down...obviously...

Forget funny jokes and timely news-article links, THIS is how you get upvotes on a Gaytor board...just whine about how the world is against you...



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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Still laughing at their fake insider that labels himself as a Chick-fil-A mogul. I believe he was called out on some bullshlt saying he “owned three Chick-fil-A’s“ because apparently that’s not how it works with franchisees in that organization. Not that I’m familiar with their business model. But it’s going to be fun over the next year or so watching that guy scramble and fail. As it will with Gapier over the next few years.
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First, he doesn't "own" ANY Chick Fil-A restaurants. He can't. You can't. I can't. Nobody can.

Second, he was bragging that he put up the money to get a couple of his family members "operator" status, thus he "owns" those operations. Which, of course, I hope that Chick Fil-A finds out about, and then chooses to audit him.

Anyhow, if anyone prefers "facts" over QueJay's false boasts, have at it:

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TheOriginalCane said:
We've got a brockalicious, they've got a brocknoxious.

Some more Gaytor Playbookz "SEC-SEC-SEC" nonsense. Y'know, I've heard that all the players in the NFL are from the SEC-SEC-SEC...


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I think GR15 and JP15 were prepared pretty well for the NFL, out of curiosity to you or anyone on here know if the gaytas have had that much DL success out of two rookies recently?
 
TheOriginalCane said:
First, he doesn't "own" ANY Chick Fil-A restaurants. He can't. You can't. I can't. Nobody can.

Second, he was bragging that he put up the money to get a couple of his family members "operator" status, thus he "owns" those operations. Which, of course, I hope that Chick Fil-A finds out about, and then chooses to audit him.

Anyhow, if anyone prefers "facts" over QueJay's false boasts, have at it:

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Thanks for the research, counselor. So basically he’s the fry-guy at a Chick-fil-A in Lake City.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Thanks for the research, counselor. So basically he’s the fry-guy at a Chick-fil-A in Lake City.
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He's the head fry-guy at a Chick Fil-A in Lake City AND the back-up fry-guy for the High Springs and Alachua locations...because, you know, he gave some relatives $10K for the operator fees.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
He's the head fry-guy at a Chick Fil-A in Lake City AND the back-up fry-guy for the High Springs and Alachua locations...because, you know, he gave some relatives $10K for the operator fees.
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Seriously though, this is the guy that they’re listening to as an insider. Somebody that’s already been outed as a stone cold liar, and not only that, but he’s lying like he’s driving around in Rolls Royces, wearing mink coats, walking around with a pimp cup, a hoe on each arm, because of all the dough he’s raking in from THREE Chick-fil-As, which we already know is impossible because the corporation only allows one “operator” one store.

What a bunch of yokels.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Seriously though, this is the guy that they’re listening to as an insider. Somebody that’s already been outed as a stone cold liar, and not only that, but he’s lying like he’s driving around in Rolls Royces, wearing mink coats, walking around with a pimp cup, a hoe on each arm, because of all the dough he’s raking in from THREE Chick-fil-As, which we already know is impossible because the corporation only allows one “operator” one store.

What a bunch of yokels.
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Don't forget, he's also fraternity brothers with one of the coaches. He is obviously an infallible and unimpeachable source...

Remember when the Gaytors thought they were getting Avantae Williams? So if that coach tells his fraternity brother something, suddenly the Gaytors worship the porster as if he were a god...
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Don't forget, he's also fraternity brothers with one of the coaches. He is obviously an infallible and unimpeachable source...

Remember when the Gaytors thought they were getting Avantae Williams? So if that coach tells his fraternity brother something, suddenly the Gaytors worship the porster as if he were a god...
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There’s only like a limited number of fraternities, so you’re literally fraternity brothers with tens of thousands of people. You already know this, but maybe some people don’t know this. Not only that, but no coach is stupid enough to spill the beans on anything like that to some idiot like this. It’s not like you fraternize with them after college. Especially the fry cook at a Chick-fil-A. LOL 🤡
 
TheOriginalCane said:
And for the love of God, PLEASE do not get me started on the latest Gaytor pearl-clutching thread about how every other writer on 247 is engaged in a multi-year deep-cover false-flag conspiracy to undermine the Gaytor Kruiting Klass Kalculator by virtue of biased player evaluations and fraudulent crystal balls. The Gaytors are the ONLY target and this is the ONLY way to bring UiF down...obviously...

Forget funny jokes and timely news-article links, THIS is how you get upvotes on a Gaytor board...just whine about how the world is against you...



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To be fair, most of the world is against them because they suck.
 
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