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Straight out of the Gaytor Logicz playbook, Strong wasn't a take for the Gaytors:

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Link? I wonder if Miami has now jumped the Gaytors' coaching staff, just like we jumped their recruiting class? Oh well, the perils of writing an early article, before all the hiring is done...

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canenok said:
Have to love gaytor logic- He makes a blanket gaytor opinion statement and then says bias aside.
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Yes. It's like saying, "You're ***, not that there's anything wrong with that." Sure, the Gaytors' coaching staff is better, but he's not biased or anything...
 
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First FSU and now UF trying to downplay the Charlie Strong hire.

Dude, we didn't hire him to be our head coach.

We didn't even hire him to be our defensive coordinator.

He's our linebacker coach.

Yeah, we hire guys as position coaches that you couldn't get to be your coordinator.
 
Another conversation between geniuses...

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I mean, I can understand alejo's desire to "wait until next February" to judge who is better, Mario C (likes to keep it clean) or Billy Gaypier. Unlike, say, every other Gaytor fan on the boards, who want an IMMEDIATE declaration of who is currently ahead on hiring (Gaypier of course) and recruiting (Gaypier of course), even before all of the coaches are hired or all the recruits signed.

But the real idiot is, of course (and no surprise here), Smurphy.

1. "I don't see how a neutral observer would classify their whole staff as pretty good." And, yet..IT'S HAPPENING...****, I can understand if he wants to dismiss all the UM fans (you know, bias, something none of the Gaytor porsters have), but how can he dismiss one sportswriter after another? I mean, sure, if it was ONLY SoFla sportswriters...but one after another, sportswriters who do not cover Miami, who do not love Miami, who are completely "neutral" about observing Miami...are all saying that Miami's staff is "pretty good". Some might say "pretty pretty pretty good".

2. On offense, he likes Gattis, he likes Smith, he tries to diminish Cristobal/Mirabal by equating them with the Gaytors' staff at OL, and then he loses me. He tries to knock "Prince" (I think he meant Ponce), and then he pretends we are keeping Fields. Awwwww, how cute.

3. The DEFENSIVE staff, though, is "terrible". It's "chalk full" of geezers (he claims to have a UiF education, but he uses words that he clearly doesn't know the meaning of, it's "chock-full" SmurphyClown) and geezers no one else wanted. "Charlie & Steele" belong in off field roles, not running a defense. Oh, really? Steele was on track to be the head coach at BOTH Auburn and Tennessee (I've heard both programs are in the SEC-SEC-SEC) and it's looking like both schools screwed up by not keeping Steele. But, sure, he should just be a consultant. Yeah. Right. Oh, and "Addae was pushed out by Kirby for some dude no one's ever heard of". Really? So Addae coached for one year at UGa, they won the national championship, he was up for recruiter of the year, but somehow UGa pushed him out? I mean, it couldn't possibly have something to do with the revamping of UGa's defensive staff and the Return of Muschimp, could it? Oh, and "literally no one wanted Salave'a"? Who makes this crap up? Oregon wanted him. And it's not like he was actively seeking out jobs or anything, he was one of the first guys hired by Miami. But, oh yeah, we can just make up a "literally no one wanted him" slander and nobody will be able to rebut us.

Look, at this point, we should all know what to expect from SmurphyGaytor. He is a liar, a homer, and a clown. He "literally" is "chalk full" of bullcrap, and everything he says should be mocked and disbelieved.
 
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