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[RVACane]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...g-internet-joke-riding-shark-naked/469606001/

USA Today, SB Nation, Yahoo Sports & SI all wrote articles about his response to being a Shark ****er LMAO!

It's part of his Wikipedia page!



They're covering up for this bestial necrophiliac.

 

[CFLCane]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Shark ****er is legitimately ****ed about being exposed for his necrophiliac animal *** fetish.

I'm telling you watch the video, click on the link that you attached. He is really shook.

He's angry, he's bitter and all shook up. It actually makes me think he is the guy in the photo, if it wasn't you, you would just laugh about it. What a corch this guy is!

And he talks about how this situation attacked his family. Who attacked his family? Nobody said anything about his family. Unless, his family ran a train on the dead shark after he got through with it.

I mean why does even bring up his family? What kind of a man brings up his family as cover for a joke he doesn't like? In public!

Link again: https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Not to defend him but it's almost a guarantee some crazy PETA people harassed his family, it's what they do.

 

[CFLCane]

LOL... When Robinson doesn't make it in and their 2017 class is dropped behind ours, they're gonna squawk like the whiny bîtches they are.

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Wait, so Callaway is still an issue? Fill me in i lost track of the saga.

 

[RVACane]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Shark ****er is legitimately ****ed about being exposed for his necrophiliac animal *** fetish.

I'm telling you watch the video, click on the link that you attached. He is really shook.

He's angry, he's bitter and all shook up. It actually makes me think he is the guy in the photo, if it wasn't you, you would just laugh about it. What a corch this guy is!

And he talks about how this situation attacked his family. Who attacked his family? Nobody said anything about his family. Unless, his family ran a train on the dead shark after he got through with it.

I mean why does even bring up his family? What kind of a man brings up his family as cover for a joke he doesn't like? In public!

Link again: https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Nice job sniffing out another troll, probably a Gayturd.

 

[Cajuncane]

Man, I want to stick my face in between those buttcheeks.

I got another part of my anatomy I'm thinking about sticking between them..lol

 

[cubin10]

I've been so busy that I haven't been able to post much lately, but I still find time to check this thread every day. This stuff is pure gold; I simply cannot get enough. Shout out to you all!

Need to change your priorities.

 

[RVACane]

LOL... When Robinson doesn't make it in and their 2017 class is dropped behind ours, they're gonna squawk like the whiny bîtches they are.

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Wait, so Callaway is still an issue? Fill me in i lost track of the saga.

The dilemma for McEltooth is that he's twice suspended guys for weed for 1 game each and this is the second known offense for Callaway on weed but they desperately need him for their first game against Michigan so they're probably going to weasel some "he's been punished enough" excuse because of his sexual assault investigation. Here's the article:

Callaway's status still unclear, Robinson in limbo

 

[Cajuncane]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Shark ****er is legitimately ****ed about being exposed for his necrophiliac animal *** fetish.

I'm telling you watch the video, click on the link that you attached. He is really shook.

He's angry, he's bitter and all shook up. It actually makes me think he is the guy in the photo, if it wasn't you, you would just laugh about it. What a corch this guy is!

And he talks about how this situation attacked his family. Who attacked his family? Nobody said anything about his family. Unless, his family ran a train on the dead shark after he got through with it.

I mean why does even bring up his family? What kind of a man brings up his family as cover for a joke he doesn't like? In public!

Link again: https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Looked like he was about to cry..lol

 

[SpikeUM]

Isnt Calloway the reason for the Title IX investigation.

 

[RVACane]

Isnt Calloway the reason for the Title IX investigation.

Yup

 

[jakeman1]

I don't see any chance, short of incarceration, that Callaway does not play against Michigan.

 

[Neil]

That article about the shark says that the photos spawned a lot of Memes, so I did a Google search to find them. Some of them are very funny, well worth a look.

EDIT: here is a link to several good ones. https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/florida-football/funniest-jim-mcelwain-shark-memes-find/

Example:
[TWEET]861763091935227904[/TWEET]

[TWEET]862644054575788034[/TWEET]

 

[Golsen82]

Jim mcelwain teared up when that shark turned assertive and fuc**d him in the *******

 

[Salt]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...g-internet-joke-riding-shark-naked/469606001/

USA Today, SB Nation, Yahoo Sports & SI all wrote articles about his response to being a Shark ****er LMAO!

It's part of his Wikipedia page!

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They're covering up for this bestial necrophiliac.

Definitely covering up shark collusion.

 

[FIUMCane]

Man, I want to stick my face in between those buttcheeks.

I got another part of my anatomy I'm thinking about sticking between them..lol

You gotta lick it, before you stick it. What kind of barbarian are you?

 

[SpikeUM]

I don't see any chance, short of incarceration, that Callaway does not play against Michigan.

If there was no Title IX, I would agree 100%. But the lawyers will determine his eligibility, not the coaches or AD.

 

[kryptonite]

 

[RVACane]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Shark ****er is legitimately ****ed about being exposed for his necrophiliac animal *** fetish.

I'm telling you watch the video, click on the link that you attached. He is really shook.

He's angry, he's bitter and all shook up. It actually makes me think he is the guy in the photo, if it wasn't you, you would just laugh about it. What a corch this guy is!

And he talks about how this situation attacked his family. Who attacked his family? Nobody said anything about his family. Unless, his family ran a train on the dead shark after he got through with it.

I mean why does even bring up his family? What kind of a man brings up his family as cover for a joke he doesn't like? In public!

Link again: https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Not to defend him but it's almost a guarantee some crazy PETA people harassed his family, it's what they do.

 

[theribdoctor]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Shark ****er is legitimately ****ed about being exposed for his necrophiliac animal *** fetish.

I'm telling you watch the video, click on the link that you attached. He is really shook.

He's angry, he's bitter and all shook up. It actually makes me think he is the guy in the photo, if it wasn't you, you would just laugh about it. What a corch this guy is!

And he talks about how this situation attacked his family. Who attacked his family? Nobody said anything about his family. Unless, his family ran a train on the dead shark after he got through with it.

I mean why does even bring up his family? What kind of a man brings up his family as cover for a joke he doesn't like? In public!

Link again: https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Not to defend him but it's almost a guarantee some crazy PETA people harassed his family, it's what they do.

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Shark Lives Matter.

 

[Canes2082]

When the gators play on the road this season other teams need to play the jaws theme over and over again