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Just drove down to Orlando from B'ham. Had to leave this along the way...

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RVACane said:
SpikeUM said:
RVACane said:
Welp, it was good while it lasted but it looks like the Verminator strikes again:

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Hurricane Warrior has Barnes attending in his Paradise thread.
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Yeah, I saw that. I wonder if he's attending Friday Night Bites on Friday and Paradise on Saturday?
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That would be my guess but you never know until they actually show up. Best believe if does in fact go to FNL horsetooth will try his damnest to get him to not go to Paradise on Saturday.
 
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Cash said:
RVACane said:
SpikeUM said:
RVACane said:
Welp, it was good while it lasted but it looks like the Verminator strikes again:

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Hurricane Warrior has Barnes attending in his Paradise thread.
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Yeah, I saw that. I wonder if he's attending Friday Night Bites on Friday and Paradise on Saturday?
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That would be my guess but you never know until they actually show up. Best believe if does in fact go to FNL horsetooth will try his damnest to get him to not go to Paradise on Saturday.
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And when that happens, all the Turds will be pounding their little girl chests like they just kicked our asses.
 
Cash said:
RVACane said:
SpikeUM said:
RVACane said:
Welp, it was good while it lasted but it looks like the Verminator strikes again:

View attachment 47255
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Hurricane Warrior has Barnes attending in his Paradise thread.
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Yeah, I saw that. I wonder if he's attending Friday Night Bites on Friday and Paradise on Saturday?
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That would be my guess but you never know until they actually show up. Best believe if does in fact go to FNL horsetooth will try his damnest to get him to not go to Paradise on Saturday.
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He might try but its not like Barnes is a committed prospect and with Macs failures at recruiting this could rub the Barnes family the wrong way if he tried it
 
Official clarification regarding "Friday Night Lights" as issued by University of Florida Head Coach Jim McSharkFvcker:

"We would like to clarify the nature of the University of Florida's 'Friday Night Lights' event. As many of you know, former Coach Urban Meyer created the 'Friday Night Lights' event at the University of Florida, and since his sudden illness (followed by a miraculous healing) forced him to take a horrible job at THE Ohio Taint University, he has also taken his very successful 'Friday Night Lights' event with him, and it is being held on the weekend of July 21-23. However, the University of Florida has modified the event, which simply has not been the same since we had to clean up the *** stains. Now, the event will simply be held on Friday, July 21, and it will consist of a demonstration proving that Gainesville does, in fact, have lights which can be turned on during the evenings. The University of Florida is proud to announce that on Friday, July 21, from 8:00 pm to 8:05 pm, we will once again be showing the outside world that Gainesville has amenities such as "electricity" and "running water", as we TURN ON THE LIGHTS for five minutes on Friday night to demonstrate our recent technological capabilities. Please join us for Friday Night Lights, we will be serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (which do not require electricity in the preparation or serving), and then all recruits are free to attend much better weekend events in either Coral Gables, Florida or Columbus, Ohio. Thank you, and, as always, in honor of our recently incarcerated alumna, Go Gata!"
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Official clarification regarding "Friday Night Lights" as issued by University of Florida Head Coach Jim McSharkFvcker:

"We would like to clarify the nature of the University of Florida's 'Friday Night Lights' event. As many of you know, former Coach Urban Meyer created the 'Friday Night Lights' event at the University of Florida, and since his sudden illness (followed by a miraculous healing) forced him to take a horrible job at THE Ohio Taint University, he has also taken his very successful 'Friday Night Lights' event with him, and it is being held on the weekend of July 21-23. However, the University of Florida has modified the event, which simply has not been the same since we had to clean up the *** stains. Now, the event will simply be held on Friday, July 21, and it will consist of a demonstration proving that Gainesville does, in fact, have lights which can be turned on during the evenings. The University of Florida is proud to announce that on Friday, July 21, from 8:00 pm to 8:05 pm, we will once again be showing the outside world that Gainesville has amenities such as "electricity" and "running water", as we TURN ON THE LIGHTS for five minutes on Friday night to demonstrate our recent technological capabilities. Please join us for Friday Night Lights, we will be serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (which do not require electricity in the preparation or serving), and then all recruits are free to attend much better weekend events in either Coral Gables, Florida or Columbus, Ohio. Thank you, and, as always, in honor of our recently incarcerated alumna, Go Gata!"
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You've won for today sir.... pure gold

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TheOriginalCane said:
Official clarification regarding "Friday Night Lights" as issued by University of Florida Head Coach Jim McSharkFvcker:

"We would like to clarify the nature of the University of Florida's 'Friday Night Lights' event. As many of you know, former Coach Urban Meyer created the 'Friday Night Lights' event at the University of Florida, and since his sudden illness (followed by a miraculous healing) forced him to take a horrible job at THE Ohio Taint University, he has also taken his very successful 'Friday Night Lights' event with him, and it is being held on the weekend of July 21-23. However, the University of Florida has modified the event, which simply has not been the same since we had to clean up the *** stains. Now, the event will simply be held on Friday, July 21, and it will consist of a demonstration proving that Gainesville does, in fact, have lights which can be turned on during the evenings. The University of Florida is proud to announce that on Friday, July 21, from 8:00 pm to 8:05 pm, we will once again be showing the outside world that Gainesville has amenities such as "electricity" and "running water", as we TURN ON THE LIGHTS for five minutes on Friday night to demonstrate our recent technological capabilities. Please join us for Friday Night Lights, we will be serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (which do not require electricity in the preparation or serving), and then all recruits are free to attend much better weekend events in either Coral Gables, Florida or Columbus, Ohio. Thank you, and, as always, in honor of our recently incarcerated alumna, Go Gata!"
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You forgot the request that the rest of the town turn off their lights, so there is enough juice available for the stadium.
 
I've been so busy that I haven't been able to post much lately, but I still find time to check this thread every day. This stuff is pure gold; I simply cannot get enough. Shout out to you all!
 
LOL... When Robinson doesn't make it in and their 2017 class is dropped behind ours, they're gonna squawk like the whiny bîtches they are.

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Mcteeth was also asked about the shark picture again while he was at the podium in front of all the reporters.
 
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Liberty City El said:
https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo

Shark ****** is legitimately ****ed about being exposed for his necrophiliac animal *** fetish.
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I'm telling you watch the video, click on the link that you attached. He is really shook.

He's angry, he's bitter and all shook up. It actually makes me think he is the guy in the photo, if it wasn't you, you would just laugh about it. What a corch this guy is!

And he talks about how this situation attacked his family. Who attacked his family? Nobody said anything about his family. Unless, his family ran a train on the dead shark after he got through with it.

I mean why does even bring up his family? What kind of a man brings up his family as cover for a joke he doesn't like? In public!

Link again: https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/07/11/sec-media-days-jim-mcelwain-naked-shark-photo
 
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