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UFhag & F$U still claim the highest average attendance in the state, but a few things jump off the page at me: (1) UM is on the rise; (2) UF is on the decline; and (3) UM is still well above the average for college football. Considering gheyturds and semenholes have huge enrollment numbers and gigantic alumni bases compared to UM, they're hardly "dominating" attendance. And the "empty stands" narrative at UM is (1) previously exaggerated; and (2) no longer accurate.

In conclusion, UFhag sucks. Their fans are the trashy, NJ-dwelling jets fans of college football. Their coach is a snaggletoothed, shark humper. Their DBs, WRs, and QBs are more likely to bust than Ron Jeremy on the set of Naughty Nurses 7. Their "students" receive a second-rate education at a diploma mill. And they live in a sad toilet-swamp of a town for the 5 years it takes most of them to graduate.
 
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UFhag & F$U still claim the highest average attendance in the state, but a few things jump off the page at me: (1) UM is on the rise; (2) UF is on the decline; and (3) UM is still well above the average for college football. Considering gheyturds and semenholes have huge enrollment numbers and gigantic alumni bases compared to UM, they're hardly "dominating" attendance. And the "empty stands" narrative at UM is (1) previously exaggerated; and (2) no longer accurate.

In conclusion, UFhag sucks. Their fans are the trashy, NJ-dwelling jets fans of college football. Their coach is a snaggletoothed, shark humper. Their DBs, WRs, and QBs are more likely to bust than Ron Jeremy on the set of Naughty Nurses 7. Their "students" receive a second-rate education at a diploma mill. And they live in a sad toilet-swamp of a town for the 5 years it takes most of them to graduate.
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^ he mad tho
 
This thread is full of insecure cucks. Fields is ours. He's starting to follow.**** neat every gator player,recruit and lean. He'll he even started following our TE/OT commit Halen Goss. Lmao. But hey you have that polish backup QB from IMG that we clearly told to kick rocks. You guys have our left overs per usual. Lol
 
EzCane84 said:
No_Fly_Zone said:
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UFhag & F$U still claim the highest average attendance in the state, but a few things jump off the page at me: (1) UM is on the rise; (2) UF is on the decline; and (3) UM is still well above the average for college football. Considering gheyturds and semenholes have huge enrollment numbers and gigantic alumni bases compared to UM, they're hardly "dominating" attendance. And the "empty stands" narrative at UM is (1) previously exaggerated; and (2) no longer accurate.

In conclusion, UFhag sucks. Their fans are the trashy, NJ-dwelling jets fans of college football. Their coach is a snaggletoothed, shark humper. Their DBs, WRs, and QBs are more likely to bust than Ron Jeremy on the set of Naughty Nurses 7. Their "students" receive a second-rate education at a diploma mill. And they live in a sad toilet-swamp of a town for the 5 years it takes most of them to graduate.
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^ he mad tho
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This is a gators tears thread alright. A gator tears of laughter from laughing at you obsessed,insecure cucks. We all have some good laughs at you gals in here keep up the good work!
 
EzCane84 said:
This thread is full of insecure cucks. Fields is ours. He's starting to follow.**** neat every gator player,recruit and lean. He'll he even started following our TE/OT commit Halen Goss. Lmao. But hey you have that polish backup QB from IMG that we clearly told to kick rocks. You guys have our left overs per usual. Lol
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Lol leftovers ok c*nt...then why you after all our recruits?

Let's see you get fields and watch Mac and Nuss turn him into sh*t
 
EzCane84 said:
This thread is full of insecure cucks. Fields is ours. He's starting to follow.**** neat every gator player,recruit and lean. He'll he even started following our TE/OT commit Halen Goss. Lmao. But hey you have that polish backup QB from IMG that we clearly told to kick rocks. You guys have our left overs per usual. Lol
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What happens if he goes there and stinks like your whole school's history suggests?
 
EzCane84 said:
No_Fly_Zone said:
Do what you will with this:

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UFhag & F$U still claim the highest average attendance in the state, but a few things jump off the page at me: (1) UM is on the rise; (2) UF is on the decline; and (3) UM is still well above the average for college football. Considering gheyturds and semenholes have huge enrollment numbers and gigantic alumni bases compared to UM, they're hardly "dominating" attendance. And the "empty stands" narrative at UM is (1) previously exaggerated; and (2) no longer accurate.

In conclusion, UFhag sucks. Their fans are the trashy, NJ-dwelling jets fans of college football. Their coach is a snaggletoothed, shark humper. Their DBs, WRs, and QBs are more likely to bust than Ron Jeremy on the set of Naughty Nurses 7. Their "students" receive a second-rate education at a diploma mill. And they live in a sad toilet-swamp of a town for the 5 years it takes most of them to graduate.
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^ he mad tho
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Mad? Why would I be mad?

Great job with a great salary (attained via a great education). Have a beautiful home and wife (who is a human, and not a dead shark). I live in a subtropical paradise (and not a toilet swamp). Get to watch the best college football team in the state live (obvious). And I have all my teeth (9/10 residents of Gainesville cannot make that claim). My life's too good to get mad over a sub-par state school and its p.o.s., delusional fanbase.
 
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No_Fly_Zone said:
EzCane84 said:
No_Fly_Zone said:
Do what you will with this:

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UFhag & F$U still claim the highest average attendance in the state, but a few things jump off the page at me: (1) UM is on the rise; (2) UF is on the decline; and (3) UM is still well above the average for college football. Considering gheyturds and semenholes have huge enrollment numbers and gigantic alumni bases compared to UM, they're hardly "dominating" attendance. And the "empty stands" narrative at UM is (1) previously exaggerated; and (2) no longer accurate.

In conclusion, UFhag sucks. Their fans are the trashy, NJ-dwelling jets fans of college football. Their coach is a snaggletoothed, shark humper. Their DBs, WRs, and QBs are more likely to bust than Ron Jeremy on the set of Naughty Nurses 7. Their "students" receive a second-rate education at a diploma mill. And they live in a sad toilet-swamp of a town for the 5 years it takes most of them to graduate.
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^ he mad tho
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Mad? Why would I be mad?

Great job with a great salary (attained via a great education). Have a beautiful home and wife (who is a human, and not a dead shark). I live in a subtropical paradise (and not a toilet swamp). Get to watch the best college football team in the state live (obvious). And I have all my teeth (9/10 residents of Gainesville cannot make that claim). My life's too good to get mad over a sub-par state school and its p.o.s., delusional fanbase.
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EzCane84 said:
This thread is full of insecure cucks. Fields is ours. He's starting to follow.**** neat every gator player,recruit and lean. He'll he even started following our TE/OT commit Halen Goss. Lmao. But hey you have that polish backup QB from IMG that we clearly told to kick rocks. You guys have our left overs per usual. Lol
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Lol at Fields following Jalen Goss. We've got Will Mallory and Brevin Jordan. This is TE U. You're lucky Richt isn't after Fields and there's still a chance that Auburn pulls him.
 
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RVACane said:
EzCane84 said:
This thread is full of insecure cucks. Fields is ours. He's starting to follow.**** neat every gator player,recruit and lean. He'll he even started following our TE/OT commit Halen Goss. Lmao. But hey you have that polish backup QB from IMG that we clearly told to kick rocks. You guys have our left overs per usual. Lol
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Lol at Fields following Jalen Goss. We've got Will Mallory and Brevin Jordan. This is TE U. Your lucky Richt isn't after Fields and there's still a chance that Auburn pulls him.
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That's kind of my point. He's following such a lowly ranked off the radar kid like Jalen Goes. He isn't following any other teams recruits and leans
 
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Uh oh your mods are threatening to ban me. I guess you gals can't take it after all. I'll leave you alone now. Promise me to keep this thread going it's always good for some laughs!
 
EzCane84 said:
Uh oh your mods are threatening to ban me. I guess you gals can't take it after all. I'll leave you alone now. Promise me to keep this thread going it's always good for some laughs!
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Hey I'm all for you posting if you tell Stampini to open your board
 
EzCane84 said:
RVACane said:
EzCane84 said:
This thread is full of insecure cucks. Fields is ours. He's starting to follow.**** neat every gator player,recruit and lean. He'll he even started following our TE/OT commit Halen Goss. Lmao. But hey you have that polish backup QB from IMG that we clearly told to kick rocks. You guys have our left overs per usual. Lol
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Lol at Fields following Jalen Goss. We've got Will Mallory and Brevin Jordan. This is TE U. Your lucky Richt isn't after Fields and there's still a chance that Auburn pulls him.
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That's kind of my point. He's following such a lowly ranked off the radar kid like Jalen Goes. He isn't following any other teams recruits and leans
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Kids literally follow any other player that follows them and they all retweet each other's tweets. I would advise not taking this as a sign of commitment coming soon. But you do you lol.
 
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I wanna see what happens to the attendance argument when Mcsharkf*8ker finishes turning them into a 6-6 7-5 team.....let's see how full that grassed over cesspool is then...
 
EzCane84 said:
This thread is full of insecure cucks. Fields is ours. He's starting to follow.**** neat every gator player,recruit and lean. He'll he even started following our TE/OT commit Halen Goss. Lmao. But hey you have that polish backup QB from IMG that we clearly told to kick rocks. You guys have our left overs per usual. Lol
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Insecure faqquit makes a screen name hiding the shame of how much of a faqquit he is (but forgot that he'll Cuck himself on his first porst), chiming in about insecurity. That's ******* gold
 
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