What does him being from Samoa have to do with anything? Malasadas are great. Everyone loves them. Are you insinuating he can't like them because he isn't from Hawaii? Also, you may not be aware of this, but there are lots of Polynesians in Hawaii and Salavea was the primary recruiter for Polynesian kids in Hawaii and Samoa when he was at WSU and Oregon, so I'm guessing he's visited there once or twice and tried the food.
As for this nugget of rationalization:
Taylor has been an on-field coach for around 10 weeks. He was extremely limited in how he could contact players before then (plus it wasn't, you know, his actual job as an analyst). So if you are really trying to say they should share equal blame for the misses last year in the portal and recruiting, and the misses this year in the portal , you are engaging in some legendary mental gymnastics. If we end up landing a bunch of elite DTs next season, I'll be happy to work with you to figure of how to allocate credit. For now though, this is primarily on Salavea.
And also, before you try and blame Rod Wright in another amusing attempt to defend Big Joe, Wright was specifically the DE coach, so you can't try to claim he shares blame with Salavea too on the lack of depth at DT .
Update:
Thought about this for a couple hours, and I'll go ahead and concede. Brings me no joy to point out that Cristobal is turning into what could have been a 2-3 year rebuild (to turn into respectable program) , into a 5-7 year rebuild with his bad hires and bad retention decisions. He may indeed get us to the mountain top eventually (and I sincerely hope he does) , but I think he's going to take considerably longer to get there than it could have due to self inflicted wounds (like deliberately choosing a pro style OC in year 1 instead of a spread O, even though it should have been obvious which was better for TVD). We have empirical proof he has made at least one absolutely atrocious hire (Gattis). I think he is also making a mistake keeping Addae and Handlebar Mustachio as his S&C coach, but I don't have enough info to pin specifics on them. If you don't want to believe Cristobal could possibly have gotten it wrong twice and isn't getting the DT recruiting he expected out of Salavea (putting aside Polynesian Recruiting at other positions, which he is IS good at), I'm not going to burst your bubble. I like to post silly gifs and bust people's chops a little bit. Not going to try to convince people to agree with me.