MiamiMD93
Recruit
- Joined
- Jan 24, 2013
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SMD reports the burrito contained egg, bacon, and cheese. Ferman posts story. Turns out to be sausage.I'm going with what was in Kehoe's breakfast burrito this morning.What will everyone argue about in today's practice thread?
Tomorrow, Susan asks Al:
"Al, are you concerned that after it was reported yesterday that Art ate a egg, sausage, and cheese breakfast burrito his stool actually was found to have contained traces of ham and spinach?"
Al responds:
"Susan, I'm just not going to go there. Unless you heard that directly from the sports information office, I can't comment on reports like that. I have to respect the players and coaches rights to privacy, HIPAA rules, all that. What I can say is Art has been very well fed, and his BMs are legendary for their dinosauric proportions. Next question..."