If I might give it a try...
Porster 1: My good man, it appears some ruffians are about and trying to poach a team or two into their conferences.
Porster 2: Those souless cads! Well surely Miami is a much sought after prize and will most certainly be given an honored seat at the head table in a new home.
Porster 1: Perhaps yes, I'm hearing FSU will be pursuing their rights through barristers in a courts of law proceeding!
Porster 2: Hear! hear! It is about time those scoundrels at the ACC feel the cold steel of the dagger of justice plunged into their vile soft white underbelly!
Porster 1: I still feel good about Miami's invitation to the Grand Ball hosted by the BIG10, but perhaps their wandering eye seeks other paramours?
Porster 2: How dare you Sir! Miami is home to 5 National Championships, Butch DAW GAWD, an NFL Professional Stadium w/ super cool in-game DJ, surrounded by ELITE SoFL talent, and the world's LARGEST media/influencer market evah!
Porster 1: I'm not so sure about all of those, but I do see your point.
Porster 2: Look you soft *** Genetics-loving cuck, Miami is EVERYONE's #1 target!!
Porster 1: Hey man, I think I need you to calm down.
Poster 2: I'll ******* kill you and your entire village you **********.
Porster 3: Hey guys, Miami stinks, we are too small a school, our fans suck, no on-campus stadium, and we haven't won **** in the ACC...we just lost to RUTGERS!
Porster 1 + Porster 2: Shut your FSU-loving **** holster you beta mope!
...You get the idea...