Cleveland Reed

[CalCane]

Paranos, have you been there?
He’s had plenty of time and I’m sure he’s been outside of his town numerous times.

Hick yeah I have been to polk county several times, I used to go Tampa 3 times a week a few years ago. I've have even dated a couple of women from Polk County back in the day.

Go Canes

What was their BMI doe?

Thicker than a biscuit smothered with gravy!

An O that southern twang as they whisper in your ear when your handling your business good Lord. Those were some fun times.

Go Canes

That was a beard tickling your ear. And that wasn’t gravy.

 

[Paranos]

cochino, I told you I'm not this DBC character. Then again it is better for you to fantasize about him than me.

Go Canes

 

[AustinCane6688]

D1 cleve‏
@55clevelandreed
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I will be signing this Thursday 2:30 @fort Meade high school gymnasium come out and support

 

[Paranos]

Thank you for bringing this thread back to where it needs to be.

Go Canes

 

[Kevin]

ENORMOUS job by Searles

 

[orange&green84]

Well that's great news. One less kid we have to keep recruiting.

[TWEET]943253323838353411[/TWEET]

 

[canesdude]

D1 cleve‏
@55clevelandreed
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I will be signing this Thursday 2:30 @fort Meade high school gymnasium come out and support

Great news for the Canes!

 

[ErickMarreroU]

I reported this an hour ago on my live show, #InsiderNews I told you not to worry.

 

[brock]

I reported this an hour ago on my live show, #InsiderNews I told you not to worry.

Great news, you have been on top of this recruitment for a while

 

[L A M P]

ENORMOUS job by Searles

Not to get too much into it but my buddy said Searles is the man. Smooth operator.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Paranos, have you been there?
He’s had plenty of time and I’m sure he’s been outside of his town numerous times.

Hick yeah I have been to polk county several times, I used to go Tampa 3 times a week a few years ago. I've have even dated a couple of women from Polk County back in the day.

Go Canes

What did you do on your dates?

Show them long boring YouTube videos of drive-troughs of Brooksville? Kathleen? Yeehaw Junction?

The sad thing is you named out all those places and you know d*** well where they are?

And what I did on my dates is my personal business whether I got some Polk County punani or not.

I'll just say those Polk County girls give some good country luvin.

Go Canes

This was a very DBC like response

 

[5XNC]

Original, it’s hilarious to what lengths he’s going to to conceal his identity.

 

[Canemang]

Big boy must of read this thread, he knew better.

You’re welcome Cane fans

 

[99cane]

Big boy must of read this thread, he knew better.

You’re welcome Cane fans

Knew better?

 

[Tony Perps]

Polk County Punani might be my new handle.

 

[TheRichtShow]

Big boy must of read this thread, he knew better.

You’re welcome Cane fans

Yeah this schtick doesn't work for you

 

[RVACane]

Paranos, have you been there?
He’s had plenty of time and I’m sure he’s been outside of his town numerous times.

Hick yeah I have been to polk county several times, I used to go Tampa 3 times a week a few years ago. I've have even dated a couple of women from Polk County back in the day.

Go Canes

What was their BMI doe?

Thicker than a biscuit smothered with gravy!

An O that southern twang as they whisper in your ear when your handling your business good Lord. Those were some fun times.

Go Canes

[MENTION=5707]westcoastcanes[/MENTION], there are some gems in here. This isn't the only one. See "Polk County Punani" cited on this page.

Paranos, have you been there?
He’s had plenty of time and I’m sure he’s been outside of his town numerous times.

Hick yeah I have been to polk county several times, I used to go Tampa 3 times a week a few years ago. I've have even dated a couple of women from Polk County back in the day.

Go Canes

What did you do on your dates?

Show them long boring YouTube videos of drive-troughs of Brooksville? Kathleen? Yeehaw Junction?

The sad thing is you named out all those places and you know d*** well where they are?

And what I did on my dates is my personal business whether I got some Polk County punani or not.

I'll just say those Polk County girls give some good country luvin.

Go Canes

 

[5XNC]

I never, not once, there’s not one iota of evidence I had Polk county punani. Not one iota.

 

[Loose Cannon]

I never, not once, there’s not one iota of evidence I had Polk county punani. Not one iota.

Stop it. We believe you. No need to explain further.

 

[5XNC]

There’s been some rumors from some of you that I had Polk county punani. I’m sick of it. It’s ridiculous I have to address this. It’s me, dannyboy. As you can see, I’m still alive and there’s not one iota of truth I had Polk county punani.