Cam Ward to Portal

[PUNCICANE]

Congrats man!!! Regardless of what anyone says, it’s awesome.

Unless you’re a bad un-present dad, because then she’ll be a *****

 

[Gables Cane]

Well then you failed. Badly.

How ironic!

 

[doohcane]

Our 1st (Baby Boy) is suppose to be here tomorrow. God Willing!

Send up a prayer for wifey tonight

Take an air mattress if you have one. Can’t speak on other hospital couches but south Miami hospital was brutal with the couches lol. Prayers up my man.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

after reading a few of today's pages on Ward updates, imma have to hit up Costco and grab a jumbo box of rubbers.

You almost had it...

...should have said "a box of jumbo rubbers"...

 

[U Wouldn’t Understand]

I’d be willing to bet if one of those “studies” was conducted, we’d find that our resident booty gif posters are a significant factor in CIS fatherhood rates.

Awesome Canes news is revealed - booty gifs posted - 9 months later kids are popping out

It’s a thing and we didn’t even know it!

 

[PRcane787]

Mario either got this on lock down. Not a peep.

… or there’s nothing really to report/ leak

 

[TRick72]

after reading a few of today's pages on Ward updates, imma have to hit up Costco and grab a jumbo box of rubbers.

 

[jnf2257]

Work on your reading comprehension. It's terrible.

sorry. Shouldn’t have included the word verified. That’s too high of a standard for you and what you like to cling on to.

Point me in the direction of one “internet report” that Cam Ward visited this weekend. That he actually visited.

Key word is a report. Which is the word you used.

 

[TRick72]

Unless you’re a bad un-present dad, because then she’ll be a *****

We need those too

 

[Torocane]

Man I’ve got three girls under 7. Mario’s clock management is better than my pull out game.

You win the internet today sir LMAO!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

sorry. Shouldn’t have included the word verified. That’s too high of a standard for you and what you like to cling on to.

Point me in the direction of one “internet report” that Cam Ward visited this weekend. That he actually visited.

Key word is a report. Which is the word you used.

You keep moving the goalposts. It's what you do.

Boring.

 

[jnf2257]

You keep moving the goalposts. It's what you do.

Boring.

Good answer to avoid a direct question.

 

[EudocimusAlbus]

**** it's like that b?! no faith in your fellow CIS??

 

[AUcane]

2 week old daughter here. Sometimes I don’t know if I’m awake or asleep, but then I check CIS at 3AM and I know I’m not on earth either way.

Congrats, amigo. I have 4 including a 2 year old that I handle night wakeups for and I feel like you do still, kind of.

Man y’all are really getting in my head about fatherhood. Expecting a daughter in February.

That's great - congrats, man.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Good answer to avoid a direct question.

Re-read. Eventually you'll get it.

 

[TRick72]

**** it's like that b?! no faith in your fellow CIS??

You read the thread? Ain’t nobody buying condoms

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[hiphopanimal]

Hate to crash the love in but can we focus on Cam Ward

 

[jnf2257]

Re-read. Eventually you'll get it.

Trust me. I get it. I get that I asked you a direct question and you aren’t answering it

 

[NJshoreCane]

Do it for the kids Ward.

One of those times where you have to write how effin‘ funny this ^ is.