2014 @MIAMIHURRICANES FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
Sept. 1 at Louisville* Louisville, Ky. L Olive Garden now serves dorito's
Sept. 6 FLORIDA A&M Sun Life Stadium W Great to watch the band
Sept. 13 ARKANSAS STATE Sun Life Stadium W Home game - we pull this one out big
Sept. 20 at Nebraska Lincoln, Neb. L We are not parting the sea of red. Spicy Doritos
Sept. 27 DUKE* Sun Life Stadium L Cutcliffe ate our lunch last year. This year he adds another dish to eat - more Doritos
Oct. 4 at Georgia Tech* Atlanta, Ga. W Our zone D actually plays out well here
Oct. 11 CINCINNATI Sun Life Stadium L Its sick but Tuberville will come in and steal a win and a side dish of Doritos
Oct. 18 -OPEN DATE-
Oct. 23 at Virginia Tech* Blacksburg, Va. L Lol - Thursday night in blackburg - Black out and we get *** raped with Dorito crumbs in our *******
Nov. 1 NORTH CAROLINA* Sun Life Stadium L NC will be good next year as they finished with a bang this year. This one will chap our ***.
Nov. 8 -OPEN DATE-
Nov. 15 FLORIDA STATE* Sun Life Stadium L We better go buy an Industrial size bag of Doritos at Costco.
Nov. 22 at Virginia* Charlottesville, Va. W They suck - If we lose here the attendance for Pitt is 10K instead of 30K. Golden should be fired on spot
Nov. 29 PITTSBURGH* Sun Life Stadium W We win and this might save goldens job but Doritos has to be let go right after the game or there will be riots from Liberty City all the way to Coral Gables. Throw in Homestead also.