The Bank (5/3)

BS85 said:

So....i very randomly learned something new today that is somehow relevant to this....kind of.

Many ducks form bonds between males and females that last for a whole mating season. But rival males often violently force themselves onto females. To gain the edge in these conflicts, drakes have evolved large corkscrew phalluses, lined with ridges and backward-pointing spines, which allow them to deposit their sperm further into a female than their rivals. These extreme penises are even more unusual when you consider that 97% of bird species lack any penises whatsoever (wtf)

But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males’ lengthy genitals.

Ballistic Penises and Corkscrew Vaginas: The Sexual Battles of Ducks

Childhood… violated… Innocence… lost… SCIENCE!

www.discovermagazine.com

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No_Fly_Zone said:

Thank you for providing that relevant background.
As a retired **** star, I can tell you it is very difficult to fill every hole at once. The truly elite can do it, but even then the risk of a bust is high.... very high.

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No_Fly_Zone said:

Thank you for providing that relevant background.
As a retired **** star, I can tell you it is very difficult to fill every hole at once. The truly elite can do it, but even then the risk of a bust is high.... very high.

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BS85 said:

So....i very randomly learned something new today that is somehow relevant to this....kind of.

Many ducks form bonds between males and females that last for a whole mating season. But rival males often violently force themselves onto females. To gain the edge in these conflicts, drakes have evolved large corkscrew phalluses, lined with ridges and backward-pointing spines, which allow them to deposit their sperm further into a female than their rivals. These extreme penises are even more unusual when you consider that 97% of bird species lack any penises whatsoever (wtf)

But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males’ lengthy genitals.

Ballistic Penises and Corkscrew Vaginas: The Sexual Battles of Ducks

Childhood… violated… Innocence… lost… SCIENCE!

www.discovermagazine.com

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djnellz said:

POTY CANDIDATE

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BS85 said:

So....i very randomly learned something new today that is somehow relevant to this....kind of.

Many ducks form bonds between males and females that last for a whole mating season. But rival males often violently force themselves onto females. To gain the edge in these conflicts, drakes have evolved large corkscrew phalluses, lined with ridges and backward-pointing spines, which allow them to deposit their sperm further into a female than their rivals. These extreme penises are even more unusual when you consider that 97% of bird species lack any penises whatsoever (wtf)

But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males’ lengthy genitals.

Ballistic Penises and Corkscrew Vaginas: The Sexual Battles of Ducks

Childhood… violated… Innocence… lost… SCIENCE!

www.discovermagazine.com

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BS85 said:

So....i very randomly learned something new today that is somehow relevant to this....kind of.

Many ducks form bonds between males and females that last for a whole mating season. But rival males often violently force themselves onto females. To gain the edge in these conflicts, drakes have evolved large corkscrew phalluses, lined with ridges and backward-pointing spines, which allow them to deposit their sperm further into a female than their rivals. These extreme penises are even more unusual when you consider that 97% of bird species lack any penises whatsoever (wtf)

But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males’ lengthy genitals.

Ballistic Penises and Corkscrew Vaginas: The Sexual Battles of Ducks

Childhood… violated… Innocence… lost… SCIENCE!

www.discovermagazine.com

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JD08 said:

Way ahead of you. Already bookmarked.

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BS85 said:

So....i very randomly learned something new today that is somehow relevant to this....kind of.

Many ducks form bonds between males and females that last for a whole mating season. But rival males often violently force themselves onto females. To gain the edge in these conflicts, drakes have evolved large corkscrew phalluses, lined with ridges and backward-pointing spines, which allow them to deposit their sperm further into a female than their rivals. These extreme penises are even more unusual when you consider that 97% of bird species lack any penises whatsoever (wtf)

But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males’ lengthy genitals.

Ballistic Penises and Corkscrew Vaginas: The Sexual Battles of Ducks

Childhood… violated… Innocence… lost… SCIENCE!

www.discovermagazine.com

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No_Fly_Zone said:

So, basically, science tells us some holes are way more difficult to fill than others?
Makes sense to me, brother. And that's at least as relevant to the conversation as military experience.

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AtlAtty said:

Yes the issues are connected because every school has an NIL budget. Last year the bulk of the NIL budget was spent on Oline recruits, which left less money for some other positions, including DLine. This year we will be spending a lesser percentage on Oline thereby leaving a greater percentage of the NIL budget for Dline. As I wrote earlier, expect this to change from year to year depending on what the staff identifies as the most important positions of need.

But back to my original point. UM, like every university, has an NIL budget that is not unlimited. Therefore choices have to be made., Stop thinking of this as a football team and think of this as what it really is, a corporation. Corporations have budgets and priorities. And sometimes the CEO has to make tough choices as to what the priority is in a given year.

The more powerful recruiting tool today in college sports is NIL. Plain and simple. Kids will follow the money, with some exceptions for; coaching preferences, geography, depth charts, etc.. But those are exceptions and not the rule. The rule is NIL. So when UM prioritizes its NIL budget to obtaining the (2) best offensive tackles, it does so at the expense of another position.

I’m not telling you to be happy that UM has an NIL budget, or how much money the Mario makes, or how much money any CEO makes. But everything I am telling you is reality.

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dmitch said:

Not my proudest fap moment. But imagining the duck saying quack, quack, quackkkkk took me there.

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OldhamA said:

Honestly is it any wonder College coaches bolt to the NFL at the first opportunity?

Talent acquisition through recruiting and the Portal is literally year round now. It must be exhausting.

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jsy said:

There’s truth to both sides
But at the same time
There was money
The rashada cormani money shows there was money
It was a miss plain and simple
Just like wrs
Nothing wrong with seeing that and rectifying
Which it looks like they’re trying to do
And if they somehow land these two portal guys this weekend and get the class this year we expect to get
It will be a mute point
So Mario clearly saw a deficiency and he’s address it now
That’s the best u can ask for
Everyone makes mistakes
Not everyone will rectify them
But so far so good with Mario

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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:

Is this in iambic pentameter?

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No_Fly_Zone said:

Thank you for providing that relevant background.
As a retired **** star, I can tell you it is very difficult to fill every hole at once. The truly elite can do it, but even then the risk of a bust is high.... very high.

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Caned Peach said:

@DMoney Can we at least get a little cash advance today till the next Bank?

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AtlAtty said:

Being retired military is an absolute non-sequitur. If logic and understanding of budgets means nothing to you then you are clearly on the side of chosen ignorance. Best of luck.

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