The Bank (4/16)

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@Warrior808 sees exactly what he does. Lol. Dude’s a top level troll.
Its the subtle tells that give it away, but make no mistake, the guy is brilliant.

A good amount of positive posts (but even those are a bit off, like you can tell they are thought up and not really from the heart of a cane fan) then some subtle stuff that is not directly negative but will absolutely stir the pot and get the mopes going. As the chaos ensues, he steps into the background and plays the aww shucks im just a goofball who doesn't know what I said wrong role again. No matter how many factual counter responses he gets, he will never change opinion or debate like a normal person admitting points and pushing back against others. He just plays dumb and keeps the negative narrative going against all logical replies saying otherwise.

That and if you notice, he doesn't read anyone else's posts unless its in response to his own stuff. He will literally repeat stuff or post a tweet from two pages back. For someone who posts that much he is completely un-engaged with anything/anyone unless its negative or not related to his own material. I think he is a high level KBG/Alabama mole. Im going to write conspiracy book about him.
 
Its the subtle tells that give it away, but make no mistake, the guy is brilliant.

A good amount of positive posts (but even those are a bit off, like you can tell they are thought up and not really from the heart of a cane fan) then some subtle stuff that is not directly negative but will absolutely stir the pot and get the mopes going. As the chaos ensues, he steps into the background and plays the aww shucks im just a goofball who doesn't know what I said wrong role again. No matter how many factual counter responses he gets, he will never change opinion or debate like a normal person admitting points and pushing back against others. He just plays dumb and keeps the negative narrative going against all logical replies saying otherwise.

That and if you notice, he doesn't read anyone else's posts unless its in response to his own stuff. He will literally repeat stuff or post a tweet from two pages back. For someone who posts that much he is completely un-engaged with anything/anyone unless its negative or not related to his own material. I think he is a high level KBG/Alabama mole. Im going to write conspiracy book about him.
Well you gave it away. Lol

You can’t think and post with a high level of intelligence and precision with facts in spots and then poRst like a clueless rube and go aww shucks dumb the way he does on the regular and have that make sense. 😂
 
People are overreacting given the position group involved.
It's a Canes message board. We pass the time, follow the team, critique everything & pass off our opinions as gospel. Yours above is fine. I agree with almost all of it. Mine differs a bit considering how thin we are behind the top 8 guys & coming off a 5-7 season. You could never convince me there aren't better options. That's my complaint. Probably most of the other guys as well. I can live with it.. I just don't see why it's being condemned for voicing it. We have a 2k page thread on jerseys mane. Lol. We are men. They could play in trash bags for all I care. To each his own though.

Liberty (I think) said it best earlier.. at this point (post-spring), transfers are limited. My true gripe is that we didn't go harder in January. Mario seems to be learning on the job a bit roster management wise, which is surprising.

Water under the bridge. Hope we stay healthy, get a little lucky & outperform our expected record. Welcome to his nephew. Wish him well.
 
Its the subtle tells that give it away, but make no mistake, the guy is brilliant.

A good amount of positive posts (but even those are a bit off, like you can tell they are thought up and not really from the heart of a cane fan) then some subtle stuff that is not directly negative but will absolutely stir the pot and get the mopes going. As the chaos ensues, he steps into the background and plays the aww shucks im just a goofball who doesn't know what I said wrong role again. No matter how many factual counter responses he gets, he will never change opinion or debate like a normal person admitting points and pushing back against others. He just plays dumb and keeps the negative narrative going against all logical replies saying otherwise.

That and if you notice, he doesn't read anyone else's posts unless its in response to his own stuff. He will literally repeat stuff or post a tweet from two pages back. For someone who posts that much he is completely un-engaged with anything/anyone unless its negative or not related to his own material. I think he is a high level KBG/Alabama mole. Im going to write conspiracy book about him.
I didn't know this was a thing. I withdraw my previous defense of him. Lol @RVACane

I usually scroll so fast I don't pay attention to 90% of the handles as to who is a good/bad/troll. I just go by merit of the individual post.
 
I just don't see why it's being condemned for voicing it.
I’m seeing people voicing anger at the possible take taking shots at people who think it’s overreacting.

People have a right to voice their gripes about Mario adding his nephew on here and others have a right to “condemn” that by calling that opinion petty, an overreaction and inconsequential. The haters don’t get a free pass if they want to cry nepotism and voice their disdain in how he’s wronged the program aggregiously here. So I’m not sure why you don’t see why what they’re voicing is being “condemned” or responded to in disagreement.
 
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Are you even really a UM coach if you don't bring in a family member?

Shannon -> Center Xavier Shannon his son
Golden -> Duhnofrio his wife
Richt -> QB coach Richt his infant child
Manny Diaz -> brought in himself by his papi
Mario -> Center Luis Cristobal his nephew


For the love of God, don't forget Bryce Erickson. As Dennis quipped when signing Bryce, "I'm sleeping with his mother."
 
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Does this apply to just head coaches? Because Spencer Whipple was brought in by Mark Whipple.


So you are agreeing that the University of Miami has a long, proud tradition of taking coaches' relatives?
 
I’m seeing people voicing anger at the possible take taking shots at people who think it’s overreacting.
I missed that. I've seen a lot of complaining. And a LOT of complaining about complaining. I haven't seen the usual personal attacks. (I was scrolling at SEC speed tho)
 
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I missed that. I've seen a lot of complaining. And a LOT of complaining about complaining. I haven't seen the usual personal attacks. (I was scrolling at SEC speed tho)
I saw one. It wasn’t the worst but it was typical for here v
 
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Its the subtle tells that give it away, but make no mistake, the guy is brilliant.

A good amount of positive posts (but even those are a bit off, like you can tell they are thought up and not really from the heart of a cane fan) then some subtle stuff that is not directly negative but will absolutely stir the pot and get the mopes going. As the chaos ensues, he steps into the background and plays the aww shucks im just a goofball who doesn't know what I said wrong role again. No matter how many factual counter responses he gets, he will never change opinion or debate like a normal person admitting points and pushing back against others. He just plays dumb and keeps the negative narrative going against all logical replies saying otherwise.

That and if you notice, he doesn't read anyone else's posts unless its in response to his own stuff. He will literally repeat stuff or post a tweet from two pages back. For someone who posts that much he is completely un-engaged with anything/anyone unless its negative or not related to his own material. I think he is a high level KBG/Alabama mole. Im going to write conspiracy book about him.
I think you are definitely overthinking this.
 
Oh no, not THIS schtick again...
Reminds me of the scene in Jerry Maguire when Rod Ridwell (Cuba Gooding Jr) and the Cards were playing the Cowboys and his little brother (Aries Spears) always had something negative to say about his brother and the family would look at him like... TF? And his response would be, "What I say?"
 
So you are agreeing that the University of Miami has a long, proud tradition of taking coaches' relatives?
No, not at all. Every single one of the previous instances was because the individual in question was undoubtedly the best person for the job.

But THIS one...
 
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