When I was in HS I was a very tall, dark handsome young man. I played sports, had the gift of gab like nobody's business. The girl's want to be with me (all the fine ones), because, as I said, I played football, basketball, baseball and excelled in all 3, not to mention I was gorgeous. Bo Nix' grandfather was my HS football coach. So one day my buddy says, "Bro, which one of the cheerleaders are you going to take to the prom? Well, I wasn't so great in the classroom but the teachers passed me (barely) so I could play sports. I ain't the greatest with the books but I made out OK. Thank you Lord. Long story short, I was about to fail this geometry class and I would not have been able to play, but this rather (uh hum) large girl said "I'll make sure you pass if you take me to prom." So I said to her, Nah, I won't take you to prom but I'll date you all the way up until prom". So I did. The school was in bewilderment but I kept up with my part of the deal. When it came prom time, I took the finest chick in the school. Sound familiar. That's what you call insanity.