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2024 Zaquan Patterson - Safety, Chaminade

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WR Cane said:
When I was in HS I was a very tall, dark handsome young man. I played sports, had the gift of gab like nobody's business. The girl's want to be with me (all the fine ones), because, as I said, I played football, basketball, baseball and excelled in all 3, not to mention I was gorgeous. Bo Nix' grandfather was my HS football coach. So one day my buddy says, "Bro, which one of the cheerleaders are you going to take to the prom? Well, I wasn't so great in the classroom but the teachers passed me (barely) so I could play sports. I ain't the greatest with the books but I made out OK. Thank you Lord. Long story short, I was about to fail this geometry class and I would not have been able to play, but this rather (uh hum) large girl said "I'll make sure you pass if you take me to prom." So I said to her, Nah, I won't take you to prom but I'll date you all the way up until prom". So I did. The school was in bewilderment but I kept up with my part of the deal. When it came prom time, I took the finest chick in the school. Sound familiar. That's what you call insanity.
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But in this situation the fat chick is also willing to pay you a lot of money until prom
 
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One9 said:

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It would not be surprising to see Florida State ultimately land Hollywood (Fla.) Chaminade-Madonna Prep Top247 safety Zaquan Patterson. Miami is a program that has long been talked about with Patterson, and Auburn and Michigan are two recently we’ve pointed to as contenders. But there are some that think FSU will ultimately win out here.
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Told yall yesterday, they are confident here. Someone is being lied to 🤷🏾‍♂️
 
JHallCanes said:
It’s the world we live in. I’m in the health and fitness space and every ******* day I gotta see more videos contradicting everything whether it’s “healthy” or “gonna kill you”. Artificial sweeteners, dairy, keto, what exercises are “best” etc etc it’s all bull**** really

And people get hysterical because they read it every day when in reality there isn’t much to actually say
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This right here. My degree is in Exercise Physiology and I'm in financial services now. It's truly amazing all the crap out there just to generate clicks or to stir up hysteria.
 
CanefaninBuckeyeland said:
This right here. My degree is in Exercise Physiology and I'm in financial services now. It's truly amazing all the crap out there just to generate clicks or to stir up hysteria.
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Also an Exercise Physiologist Masters at UM. Now retired but I cringe when I see some of the things I see now. ”I turned fat into muscle” people still think it happens. I have tried to explain that it is physiologically impossible but gave up a long time ago.
 
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Caneau said:
Also an Exercise Physiologist Masters at UM. Now retired but I cringe when I see some of the things I see now. ”I turned fat into muscle” people still think it happens. I have tried to explain that it is physiologically impossible but gave up a long time ago.
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fail weight loss GIF by RETROFUNK
 
One9 said:

x.com

x.com x.com

It would not be surprising to see Florida State ultimately land Hollywood (Fla.) Chaminade-Madonna Prep Top247 safety Zaquan Patterson. Miami is a program that has long been talked about with Patterson, and Auburn and Michigan are two recently we’ve pointed to as contenders. But there are some that think FSU will ultimately win out here.
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Da *** like when did FSU even start recruiting the guy. like he visits miami 15 times but visits FSU maybe once and he gone. Yea right
 
Canesallday09 said:
He saying FSU gaining traction to flip A. Jones.
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his piece on Artavious Jones:

Florida State has had some big flips already in the 2024 cycle, headlined by top-ranked tight end Landen Thomas backing off of Georgia in favor of the Noles. One they’ll continue to work moving forward is Blountstown (Ga.) High Top247 defensive lineman Artavius Jones. I believe the Seminoles are picking up traction there.
 
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WR Cane said:
When I was in HS I was a very tall, dark handsome young man. I played sports, had the gift of gab like nobody's business. The girl's want to be with me (all the fine ones), because, as I said, I played football, basketball, baseball and excelled in all 3, not to mention I was gorgeous. Bo Nix' grandfather was my HS football coach. So one day my buddy says, "Bro, which one of the cheerleaders are you going to take to the prom? Well, I wasn't so great in the classroom but the teachers passed me (barely) so I could play sports. I ain't the greatest with the books but I made out OK. Thank you Lord. Long story short, I was about to fail this geometry class and I would not have been able to play, but this rather (uh hum) large girl said "I'll make sure you pass if you take me to prom." So I said to her, Nah, I won't take you to prom but I'll date you all the way up until prom". So I did. The school was in bewilderment but I kept up with my part of the deal. When it came prom time, I took the finest chick in the school. Sound familiar. That's what you call insanity.
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Should’ve banged them both….on prom night
 
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SCarolina Ibis said:
Norvell was a dead man walking after leading them to their first back to back losing seasons in 40 years. His 3 classes were ranked 18, 19, and 20th. But all is forgiven after one good season and recruits are back on board? I call bull****.
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No they also must have their NIL game humming because they weren’t that good last season lol
 
mainecane said:
So about 3 years ago we finish playing 2 rounds of golf on the RTJ Trail and drive through Auburn stopping to eat "Best Ribs in Auburn" enroute to the next location. It's 6:15pm and they are out of ribs, out of chicken (except drumsticks). I had the dry chopped Turkey - The campus is groomed and you drive through a few blocks where you can have a fast order meal for probably $5 average. How could any south Florida kid in his right mind live there? Instead of looking forward to the NFL you look forward to Dominos Pizza.
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Spoken like a man who’s never toilet papered a tree with the rest of the town folk
 
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