What’s this mean about the Pop Tarts Bowl?

[TheOriginalCane]

That could work, too.

I guess it could all be worse. At least Depend Underwear isn't sponsoring the game. Or American Standard. Although, both might be more appropriate considering the circumstances.

I do believe that Depends should sponsor a bowl game.



FSU fan: "Hey, Gator, did you guys make a bowl game this year?"

Gator fan: "Depends."

 

[Chard]

Thankfully, the sponsor is not a plumbing company!

 

[JG13]

 

[Felonious Monk]

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[Lokest]

This is what I get for gloating and telling a bunch of fans of teams with worse records to enjoy the tampon bowl while watching us in the playoffs

 

[Lokest]

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Oh they’re disappointed? Dudes controlled their own destiny and choked it away against Syracuse. They’re gonna do the same bs against Iowa state and continue the proud tradition of mediocrity that we’ve seen the past 20 years from this program.

 

[hoops156]

x may not play

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

 

[CANESCANES]

 

[301cane]

 

[RedSquare]

Are they trying to make the Bowl even more embarrassing?

Apparently

 

[Tinman64]

Ready got my socks

 

[Rellyrell]

That trophy is actually

Plug it in the wrong socket, & u ain’t lying.

 

[The canesman]

Just because everyone claims to be playing isn’t a guarantee we’ll be bringing this toaster home. Besides these things break any way.

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

People who microwave poptarts instead of putting them in a toaster should be investigated by the FBI.

 

[1983cane]

I think that we can just call it the Pop Farts Bowl.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Winning just got way more important. Imagine this in the trophy case next to the crystal national championship trophies

Just when you thought our Miami Hurricanes couldn't be humiliated enough...

they find a way don't they?

 

[Empirical Cane]

Lose to GT and Syracuse.... Play stupid games and win trophy's that toast pop tarts.... Or lose this as well and watch Iowa St eat freshly toasted Orange and Green Pop Tarts........ WOW...I actually found a way to make it worse..... Dafuq is wrong with me?????
Sorry everyone....

Let it all out.

Just let it all come out.

You are safe here.

 

[Empirical Cane]

This gives a new low to the meaning, "did you get a free toaster with this?"

 

[L A M P]