What’s this mean about the Pop Tarts Bowl?

[Shogungts]

I don't get you all of you guys who are upset with this - it's a meaningless game; this **** is funny and brings attention to it. Have a little fun in your life.

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

I don't get you all of you guys who upset with this - it's a meaningless game; this **** is funny and brings attention to it. Have a little fun in your life.

I offered to represent Hot Pockets in its trophy anti trust case…….

 

[Atom Atlas]

I assume Mister Tarts is a Grandfather ala the moniker Pop? But what is Mister Tarts famous for to consider naming a Bowl Game after him?

 

[Atom Atlas]

I offered to represent Hot Pockets in its trophy anti trust case…….

Eat those and 3 hours later you're sitting on the throne singing that song with molten lava pouring out of you....
Bad times man.....

 

[DTP]

If you’re going to play in a ******, meaningless bowl game, you might as well play in the most ridiculous, ******, meaningless bowl game.

 

[Felonious Monk]

When we win, Cam should open up a package of Toaster Streudel and toast them in the trophy.

Show them we're ungovernable.

 

[hoops156]

When we win, Cam should open up a package of Toaster Streudel and toast them in the trophy.

Show them we're ungovernable.

knowing our luck, one of the players would get burned by a short circuited trophy

 

[TheEye]

Guys. This is must win now. If you lose, you are walking home.

 

[Atom Atlas]

When we win, Cam should open up a package of Toaster Streudel and toast them in the trophy.

Show them we're ungovernable.

Shove some guava pastries in there....

 

[Atom Atlas]

knowing our luck, one of the players would get burned by a short circuited trophy

 

[mr.h]

I read somewhere that the pop tart bowl will be the most watched bowl game, not for a conference championship. People want to see Cam and the offense.

 

[UMercury21]

at least it's not jars of mayo

 

[Nmiamicane630]

Why are they trying to make this bowl game a joke?

 

[DriftlessClone]

I think it’s hilarious. Refreshing to see an organization not take themselves too seriously and have some fun with it.

100%. There isn't a single non-playoff bowl game that's "important". ****, let's not forget this is sports - none of this is actually important. They're having fun with something that's supposed to be fun.

We need more of this in the world, not less.

 

[KevinCaneFace]

Are they trying to make the Bowl even more embarrassing?

This is so sick. Y’all gotta learn to have some fun lol

 

[KevinCaneFace]

Mario Cristobal.

Yeah damnit Mario… we could be playing in El PAso like every other year for the last 20 years!!!

 

[QuattroCane]

Some of ya'll need some sunshine in your life.

 

[ThomasM]

Better idea.... Make the coaches both dress up as Pop Tarts. I'll consider it a proper punishment for Mario's November collapse. Oh, and the loser has to wear it to the press conference, and plane ride home.

 

[miamicanephins]

Better idea.... Make the coaches both dress up as Pop Tarts. I'll consider it a proper punishment for Mario's November collapse. Oh, and the loser has to wear it to the press conference, and plane ride home.

I'd like to see Mario start with this,

 

[ThomasM]

I'd like to see Mario start with this,

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That could work, too.

I guess it could all be worse. At least Depend Underwear isn't sponsoring the game. Or American Standard. Although, both might be more appropriate considering the circumstances.