Urban Has His Panties In a Bunch

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Let's be real here, Who wouldn't trade Al Golden for him right now? I would. One thing I like about Urban is that he will run up the score on teams if he can. Al hasn't gotten a chance to prove it because the team hasn't been good, but I highly doubt that he would.
Can I neg you twice for this thread. I despise urban Meyer and would never want him coaching my team

I guess that I look at it as he has won at a big program before and I am not counting that he was a Gator. I think Al can be a good coach but he hasn't proven it yet. His Temple tenure didn't impress me at all. He should have at least won the conference a few times.
 
NFL scouts should tell Urban to suck there ****s on the way out.

Sadly they can't. The conversation would go something like this:

"Hey, Bob, how did you miss John Johnson, the stud WR from Ohio St? Why wasn't he on our draft board?"

"Well Coach Urban told me to change my blue shirt, or leave, so I told him to go **** himself and left".

"Oh, ok. Please leave your work phone and the keys to the company car at reception on your way out. You have 20 minutes to clean out your desk and leave the premises".
 
Let's be real here, Who wouldn't trade Al Golden for him right now? I would. One thing I like about Urban is that he will run up the score on teams if he can. Al hasn't gotten a chance to prove it because the team hasn't been good, but I highly doubt that he would.
Can I neg you twice for this thread. I despise urban Meyer and would never want him coaching my team

I guess that I look at it as he has won at a big program before and I am not counting that he was a Gator. I think Al can be a good coach but he hasn't proven it yet. His Temple tenure didn't impress me at all. He should have at least won the conference a few times.

You are fuucking delusional. Golden took over a Temple team that Miami Central would have beaten.
If his tenure at Temple doesn't impress you then you are either 20 IQ points shy of a ****** or a gator.
Actually, I think the first qualifies you to be either a nole or a gator.
 
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Let's be real here, Who wouldn't trade Al Golden for him right now? I would. One thing I like about Urban is that he will run up the score on teams if he can. Al hasn't gotten a chance to prove it because the team hasn't been good, but I highly doubt that he would.
Can I neg you twice for this thread. I despise urban Meyer and would never want him coaching my team

I guess that I look at it as he has won at a big program before and I am not counting that he was a Gator. I think Al can be a good coach but he hasn't proven it yet. His Temple tenure didn't impress me at all. He should have at least won the conference a few times.


^^^gator, nole or mole....how did this POS find this site?^^^^^^^^^
 
Mods run an IP Check on CanesGotSWAG! and check to see if it matches Newkirk/MiamiNights.
Only this dude can turn an Urban thread into a Golden bash thread.
 
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Clever publicity stunt, but I would like to see him say that **** to Bill Belichick in a dark blue hoodie.
 
NFL scouts should tell Urban to suck there ****s on the way out.

Sadly they can't. The conversation would go something like this:

"Hey, Bob, how did you miss John Johnson, the stud WR from Ohio St? Why wasn't he on our draft board?"

"Well Coach Urban told me to change my blue shirt, or leave, so I told him to go **** himself and left".

"Oh, ok. Please leave your work phone and the keys to the company car at reception on your way out. You have 20 minutes to clean out your desk and leave the premises".

Nope. Should have gone more like this:

****rag: Sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave or change out of that blue.

Scout: Sorry, but you'll need to shut the **** up if you want your kids getting serious looks from our organization.
 
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Hah, they'd have to call the police on me, I ain't changing what I'm wearing. What a total insecure *** clown Urban is.

I think it is pretty cool that he makes them do that. He would have been a great coach for us during the Thug U days.

Please, urban has no class at all. Do not insult our coaches with that crap. His success comes only from chancing conferences to one that is not use to his offense. Once the D's adjust he is done and must move on. He has a couple more years in yankee land and then will have to run for health reasons again. His is a one trick poney. Howard change college football, Jimmy dominated it, and Dennis just down right embarrassed it. Urban is the embarrassment. He is already plotting his escape to ND in a couple years.
 
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Let's be real here, Who wouldn't trade Al Golden for him right now? I would. One thing I like about Urban is that he will run up the score on teams if he can. Al hasn't gotten a chance to prove it because the team hasn't been good, but I highly doubt that he would.

It's called class you jackwagon! It's something Urbie knows nothing about. Here's a brief psychological profile on your boy Urbie! He's a narcissis with a little mans complex. By the way, he left U*** because his wife was banging half of Gainesville! THAT TOOL WOULD RUIN THIS PROGRAM!
 
Let's be real here, Who wouldn't trade Al Golden for him right now? I would. One thing I like about Urban is that he will run up the score on teams if he can. Al hasn't gotten a chance to prove it because the team hasn't been good, but I highly doubt that he would.
Can I neg you twice for this thread. I despise urban Meyer and would never want him coaching my team

I guess that I look at it as he has won at a big program before and I am not counting that he was a Gator. I think Al can be a good coach but he hasn't proven it yet. His Temple tenure didn't impress me at all. He should have at least won the conference a few times.

His Temple tenure didn't impress you? Dude he took quite possibly the Savannah State of D1 football & won. What were they 9-3 in one of their seasons at Temple? Are u seriously a Canes fan?
 
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Soft shoulders in this thread. I'd love to enforce that rule in regards to garnet/gold at our practices.

Players yelling at scouts for it? You all would be jizzing at the mention of Duke doing something like that.
 
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