The one thing I don’t like that Dawson does sometimes is it seems he will match the style of the other offense. If Iowa State tried to be methodical and slow the game down I hope we get more aggressive on offense and impose our will that way
Did I insult you somewhere on this thread? If so, I missed it, so please point it out and I'll gladly apologize. Is this schtick? Cuz you don't like the word meaningless?
There's no psycho analysis. You don't find my humor funny, say it. I can live with that. You don't agree with me, also fine. I can live with that too. Suicide is a pretty lousy thing to inject into a thread like this. If you've ever been effected by it, you'd probably tone it down a notch rather than add it in some attempt to win the internet. Yes, I get that you were being allegorical rather than literal and I realize that I just gave you fuel to call me butthurt - again. I'm the gift that keeps on giving today.
Did I insult you somewhere on this thread? If so, I missed it, so please point it out and I'll gladly apologize. Is this schtick? Cuz you don't like the word meaningless?
There's no psycho analysis. You don't find my humor funny, say it. I can live with that. You don't agree with me, also fine. I can live with that too. Suicide is a pretty lousy thing to inject into a thread like this. If you've ever been effected by it, you'd probably tone it down a notch rather than add it in some attempt to win the internet. Yes, I get that you were being allegorical rather than literal and I realize that I just gave you fuel to call me butthurt - again. I'm the gift that keeps on giving today.
As far as the team goes, we know they have a good coach in Matt Campbell. He’s 10x the coach ours is so that’s a problem. They’ve got a solid QB and WR but it’s a bowl game and who knows who’s playing and who isn’t
So let’s try and guess who will be the difference in this one:
1. Cam
Miami Fans: “you changed my life”
Cam: “I’m literally just Cam Ward”
The single most important player I’ve personally ever seen here. Not only changed the game with his talent, but changed the offense with his leadership. He deserved a legit shot at the playoffs and the Heisman. I got to see Tiger Woods in his prime. Michael Jordan. Jenna Jameson. Now Cam.
2. Martinez. Thankfully we got past the point where our fans claimed he had no vision. Dude was RB1 by a country mile. Not sure what his plan is for next year but I would guess the pros and he’s gonna be tough to replace. Iowa is used to having its corn plowed by John Deere, now it’s Damien’s turn (no pause)
3. Dawson. He doesn’t get enough credit IMO. He took the worst offense in our history in 2022 and made it legit in 2023 despite the same cast of characters. In 2024 we gave him weapons and he orchestrated history. Steven Spielberg. Francis Ford Coppola. Alfred Hitchcock. Axel Braun. Great directors know what to do with great talent. He will be running auditions for 2025 and likely angling for a nice head coaching job himself
Beyond that…**** if I know
Verdict: Miami is the most one dimensional team in the entire country. Thankfully that one dimension is the best in the nation. Unfortunately the other dimension is one of the worst
Actual visual representation of our offense/defense:
Pretty good summary of everything. I expect Cam to go out Iike he wants and at least throw a couple TD's setting himself up to be the no. 1 pick in draft. This game won't affect that but a Miami win and a chance to get 11 wins is best we have done since 2003 season. So i am hyped for this game. Go canes! Onward and upward for the canes!
As far as the team goes, we know they have a good coach in Matt Campbell. He’s 10x the coach ours is so that’s a problem. They’ve got a solid QB and WR but it’s a bowl game and who knows who’s playing and who isn’t
So let’s try and guess who will be the difference in this one:
1. Cam
Miami Fans: “you changed my life”
Cam: “I’m literally just Cam Ward”
The single most important player I’ve personally ever seen here. Not only changed the game with his talent, but changed the offense with his leadership. He deserved a legit shot at the playoffs and the Heisman. I got to see Tiger Woods in his prime. Michael Jordan. Jenna Jameson. Now Cam.
2. Martinez. Thankfully we got past the point where our fans claimed he had no vision. Dude was RB1 by a country mile. Not sure what his plan is for next year but I would guess the pros and he’s gonna be tough to replace. Iowa is used to having its corn plowed by John Deere, now it’s Damien’s turn (no pause)
3. Dawson. He doesn’t get enough credit IMO. He took the worst offense in our history in 2022 and made it legit in 2023 despite the same cast of characters. In 2024 we gave him weapons and he orchestrated history. Steven Spielberg. Francis Ford Coppola. Alfred Hitchcock. Axel Braun. Great directors know what to do with great talent. He will be running auditions for 2025 and likely angling for a nice head coaching job himself
Beyond that…**** if I know
Verdict: Miami is the most one dimensional team in the entire country. Thankfully that one dimension is the best in the nation. Unfortunately the other dimension is one of the worst
Actual visual representation of our offense/defense:
As far as the team goes, we know they have a good coach in Matt Campbell. He’s 10x the coach ours is so that’s a problem. They’ve got a solid QB and WR but it’s a bowl game and who knows who’s playing and who isn’t
So let’s try and guess who will be the difference in this one:
1. Cam
Miami Fans: “you changed my life”
Cam: “I’m literally just Cam Ward”
The single most important player I’ve personally ever seen here. Not only changed the game with his talent, but changed the offense with his leadership. He deserved a legit shot at the playoffs and the Heisman. I got to see Tiger Woods in his prime. Michael Jordan. Jenna Jameson. Now Cam.
2. Martinez. Thankfully we got past the point where our fans claimed he had no vision. Dude was RB1 by a country mile. Not sure what his plan is for next year but I would guess the pros and he’s gonna be tough to replace. Iowa is used to having its corn plowed by John Deere, now it’s Damien’s turn (no pause)
3. Dawson. He doesn’t get enough credit IMO. He took the worst offense in our history in 2022 and made it legit in 2023 despite the same cast of characters. In 2024 we gave him weapons and he orchestrated history. Steven Spielberg. Francis Ford Coppola. Alfred Hitchcock. Axel Braun. Great directors know what to do with great talent. He will be running auditions for 2025 and likely angling for a nice head coaching job himself
Beyond that…**** if I know
Verdict: Miami is the most one dimensional team in the entire country. Thankfully that one dimension is the best in the nation. Unfortunately the other dimension is one of the worst
Actual visual representation of our offense/defense: