Thoughts From the Bench Press: Georgia Tech

Well done. I wonder if Cam can hit the front radiator grill of the Ramblin’ Wreck
from the 50. UM 45-27 GT.
Musical interlude, my favorite song from the best thing out of Georgia besides peaches…

 

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What’s up my fellow fanatics and fanaticettes?! It’s that time of the week again!

This is a big one. So grab an extra spoonful of DMAA, swab some Weller Full Proof on your Derrick Henry, give that needle a couple of extra flicks and prepare thyselves because…

It’s muuuuuttttthhhhhaaaafuggggggin BENCH DAYYYYYUUUHHHH!

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Last week we added another body to the pile with our eventual beatdown of the Duke Bluedevilths. It was an annoying game for a while until we decided to stop ******* around.

As my guy @Memnon likes to say: JUST

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So now that we avenged our “former coach” issue that makes:

Florida ✅
Florida St ✅
The refs ✅
The comeback ✅

And now… Manny Diath ✅

At this point Jada Fire is jealous of our body count


This year has been all about exorcising demons. The trauma. The PTSD. The constant “trap game” talk. The fear. The weekly “we better not look past this game…” posts and threads.

I’ve been reading those posts the whole time just like

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We know why. It’s really about what happened last year against this team.

Georgia. *******. Tech. The most improbable loss I’ve ever seen as a fan. It still doesn’t seem real.

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Well Canes fans I’m here to ease your fears. This team is different.

We can let go of the past and be in the moment. It’s ok. We are free now because:

“With Cam Ward all things are possible”

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The big question going into this game has been whether Haynes King is gonna play. Lots of debates and threads and emotions

I’m here to tell you it doesn’t matter

If it’s Haynes King or Billie Jean King at their QB, they’re getting 30+ on this defense

Every single week our fans keep looking for a miracle

It’s not happening. That hope is not reality

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But that’s ok. The “hurry up defense” ( @Cribby gets the credit) is gonna get our QB a Heisman and I’m good with it

THIS is why we put the pain of the past away this week

Cam: Not since Wayne Williams has the city of Atlanta been in more fear for their kids. In particular the parents of defenders playing for GT. They can try and make themselves feel better (like when they call them Palmetto Bugs instead of ****roaches) but if they thought they were used to gun violence now, wait till they experience the rifle arm of Cam Ward

X: The Sundance to Cam Cassidy. The Watson to Sherlock Ward. The Riley Steele to Jesse Jane. Separately they are incredible, but together, they are iconic. As we count down the games left watching these two extraordinary young men, we just gotta cherish every moment

Bain: It was a bit unfair to expect him to miss so much time and hit the ground running. It’s not like this is Jose Canseco and San Diego Surf Dawgs, but sometimes **** just takes time. This is the week that Bain imposes his will and erases the memory of the last drive in 2023.

Riley Williams: Last week I correctly predicted Elijah Lofton would score. This week I’m going Riley. He doesn’t get many chances, but I’ve seen him get more and more involved week to week. There’s no one on our roster that is like him from a size and ability standpoint. We like to get our TEs involved near the goal line so here’s a wild card


Verdict: GT is a worthy opponent when healthy. Some may say this is the toughest test of the season if King plays. GT had their moment last year. They’re not Ludacris or Outkast…they’re more Rich Homie Quan. They had their moment but that’s over now

It’s been 30 years since Atlanta has experienced a bombing like they’re gonna see on Saturday. This time it won’t be Eric Rudolph, but Cam Ward and Co sending spectators running for the parking lot

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Good Guys 48
Bad Guys 31

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Billy Jean will not last the whole game! He is about to meet the B&B Brothers (Bain & Barrow) and that shoulder will be done before halftime.

41-10 Canes
 
Agree. This game will mark the start of the Zaquan Patterson era. Ga Tech is not scoring 30 on us.
I’m hoping this is one of those weird things where a coach has another teams number for whatever reason

GT had a pretty good offense last year and other than…ya know…that one part, they couldn’t do a **** thing against us last year
 
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