The Bank (12/19)

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So you don’t have anybody then? Good argument. Makes sense.
What argument - He’s not going anywhere for years - Are you a smooth brained troglodyte?

Right now I’ll take Jamey Chadwell, Chris Kleiman and Dan Mullen over Mario but that doesn’t matter because he’s here for years like I said.
 
“MARIO HAD A TOP 3 CLASS IN 2024!”

Is one of those things that makes my eye twitch every time I read it
It’s the same problem we run into with the portal. We bring in a bunch of guys on defense who don’t help us. Like bring in 2 CBs who can play and it has a real impact not numbers and guys who can’t cover but but but he’s got length and physicality (pause).
 
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He’s here for another 4 years with this contract whether I like it or not.
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What argument - He’s not going anywhere for years - Are you a smooth brained troglodyte?

Right now I’ll take Jamey Chadwell, Chris Kleiman and Dan Mullen over Mario but that doesn’t matter because he’s here for years like I said.
The same Chris Kleiman who lost to Houston? Or the Jamey Chadwell who lost to ******* Kennesaw State?

But I’m the one with the smooth brain.

This why we can’t have nice things. Because the expectations of this fanbase call for firing a coach after 3 years if he hasn’t won a national championship. So we are doomed to just repeat this cycle forever.

I’m not even the biggest Mario fan. I’m just not going to **** my pants when we are on the verge of winning 11 games for the first time in 20 years.
 
The same Chris Kleiman who lost to Houston? Or the Jamey Chadwell who lost to ******* Kennesaw State?

But I’m the one with the smooth brain.

This why we can’t have nice things. Because the expectations of this fanbase call for firing a coach after 3 years if he hasn’t won a national championship. So we are doomed to just repeat this cycle forever.

I’m not even the biggest Mario fan. I’m just not going to **** my pants when we are on the verge of winning 11 games for the first time in 20 years.
Yes. All of them. Dillingham too as I said. Mario. Ain’t. It. And I was going to games as a kid on seasons tickets when we were horrible in the 70’s so I’ve been around for it all good or bad so don’t you tell me why I can’t have nice things.

And get an avatar if you want to go back and forth with me
 
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Yes. All of them. Dillingham too as I said. Mario. Ain’t. It. And I was going to games as a kid on seasons tickets when we were horrible in the 70’s so I’ve been around for it all good or bad so don’t you tell me why I can’t have nice things.

And get an avatar if you want to go back and forth with me
I do like Dillingham and the avatar criticism feels fair.

How does this photo of Ryan Clement look? Am I doing this right?
 
Lol My favorite QB was Walsh. Why Clement? Better than Robert Marve
Clement was the QB when I started caring about football (1995) and proves that I was a Canes' fan even in the days when our starting QBs threw more interceptions than touchdowns.

Here in this photo, he is explaining to message board mopes why 2022 Middle Tennessee State was sneaky underrated.
 
Clement was the QB when I started caring about football (1995) and proves that I was a Canes' fan even in the days when our starting QBs threw more interceptions than touchdowns.

Here in this photo, he is explaining to message board mopes why 2022 Middle Tennessee State was sneaky underrated.
We can’t lose to MTSU under Mario and FIU before Mario but I get that they were better than people would have thought.
 
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All I’m saying is the same way Dorsey was able to win when surrounded by elite talent I think Mendoza can do the same for us next year. All we need to do is upgrade the RB, WR, TE, DL, LB, CB, and S rooms and bring in a top notch defensive coordinator and I think Mendoza has more than enough to get us over the top.
The fact that so many can't detect the sarcasm in your posts is hilarious.

"All we need to do is upgrade the RB, WR, TE, DL, LB, CB, and S."

That's EVERY position. lol.. how do people not get the joke? I'm spoiling it and they STILL won't get it.
 
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lol at 10-2 without going beyond the surface regarding how we collapsed to GT and Syracuse in November missing the ACCCG and Playoffs as recruiting tanked to mediocrity or addressing his entire tenure. And Manny went 7-5 with those players Mario went 5-7 with.
2022 roster was decimated with injuries.
 
@RVACane you said it yourself, there is literally nothing you/we fans can do about Mario other than gripe or cheer for the next few years. So I choose to cheer.

As far as the 2025 HS class goes, you're dead on with the holes. Some quality there. But not enough. As far as the rest of it, I think you're being too hard on Mario. But that's my opinion.

I knew Radio wouldn't get it done the moment he was hired. You don't promote from within when an organization is failing. Golden lost me when he flirted with Penn State and refused to change defenses. Richt lost me when he showed he wasn't up for firing his son and was clearly having health issues. I LOVED the Mark Richt hire btw, and if he had been 5-10 years younger he would have made history. Manny was a good DC overall and surrounded himself with some good coaches. But he was an epically bad recruiter and talent evaluator, and was woefully unprepared to be a HC at a top P4 school. He's grown since then. But you can't change how bad a recruiter he is.

All that is to say it's really hard to find great HCs who make great fits at Miami. I still believe Mario is that guy. More importantly, the billionaire NIL funders still believe it.
 
@RVACane you said it yourself, there is literally nothing you/we fans can do about Mario other than gripe or cheer for the next few years. So I choose to cheer.

As far as the 2025 HS class goes, you're dead on with the holes. Some quality there. But not enough. As far as the rest of it, I think you're being too hard on Mario. But that's my opinion.

I knew Radio wouldn't get it done the moment he was hired. You don't promote from within when an organization is failing. Golden lost me when he flirted with Penn State and refused to change defenses. Richt lost me when he showed he wasn't up for firing his son and was clearly having health issues. I LOVED the Mark Richt hire btw, and if he had been 5-10 years younger he would have made history. Manny was a good DC overall and surrounded himself with some good coaches. But he was an epically bad recruiter and talent evaluator, and was woefully unprepared to be a HC at a top P4 school. He's grown since then. But you can't change how bad a recruiter he is.

All that is to say it's really hard to find great HCs who make great fits at Miami. I still believe Mario is that guy. More importantly, the billionaire NIL funders still believe it.
I think one thing the current NIL era has shown is that the traditional “great recruiter” aspect is less relevant than ever. Money equalizes that. I also think Mario’s evals have been fine at RB, TE and OL but not special elsewhere. CB evals have been dreadful. They look for tall physical dudes and ignore cover skills and speed.

That’s why I’m saying that the way forward after this will be an evaluator/developer/solid game coach. The kind of hire that can turn a yearly top 15 class into a playoff spot and ACCCG appearances.
 
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