Coaching Texas Just Guaranteed Natty 2024

[Empirical Cane]

Sark stacking rum and cokes as much as he does does savages on staff.

Natty guaranteed this season. He's playing 10d chess while the rest of college corches are ******** around with pick-up-sticks.

Stop pretending our programs are the same.

Texas Coach Jeff Banks Weds Stripper 'Pole Assassin' Whose Monkey Allegedly Bit Trick-Or-Treater

Texas Longhorns special teams coordinator Jeff Banks got married over the weekend to his longtime girlfriend Dani Thomas. Or, as you might know her, "Pole

brobible.com

 

[SWFLSWAGG17]

What a **** article to write. The last thing a guy wants after getting married is to have the fact his bride was a stripper broadcast to the World.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Sark stacking rum and cokes as much as he does does savages on staff.

Natty guaranteed this season. He's playing 10d chess while the rest of college corches are ******** around with pick-up-sticks.

Stop pretending our programs are the same.

Texas Coach Jeff Banks Weds Stripper 'Pole Assassin' Whose Monkey Allegedly Bit Trick-Or-Treater

Texas Longhorns special teams coordinator Jeff Banks got married over the weekend to his longtime girlfriend Dani Thomas. Or, as you might know her, "Pole

brobible.com

 

[Bender]

Thought I'd seen it all on the internet...

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

Wait! One! Moment! Texas has a full time special teams coach!!!???








PS she looks nice.

 

[JHallCanes]

What in the Mad Libs is this article title?

 

[Angry Ibis]

What a **** article to write. The last thing a guy wants after getting married is to have the fact his bride was a stripper broadcast to the World.

Is that the same Brett McMurphy that knows everything in the conference MegaThread...

Grabs popcorn...

 

[Empirical Cane]

What a **** article to write. The last thing a guy wants after getting married is to have the fact his bride was a stripper broadcast to the World.

I don't know about that...

How it all started...

A Texas football coach’s monkey bit a child and started the strangest sports story of the year

The monkey, "Pole Assassin" and Halloween have made everything go wild.

www.sbnation.com

"...Danielle Thomas, a former exotic dancer who once appeared on The Jerry Springer Show under the name “Pole Assassin,” uses a pet monkey named “Gia” as part of her act. Thomas calls the monkey her “emotional support animal..."

#GiaIsTheRealVictim
#LongLiveHarambe

 

[FromDeeeeep]

What a **** article to write. The last thing a guy wants after getting married is to have the fact his bride was a stripper broadcast to the World.

Normally I would agree putting her profession in the story as long as it was legal is wrong but the monkey biting story was pretty well discussed story when it happened and she outed herself at the time saying the monkey was part of her act.

Also he cheated on his wife and broke up his family for her so fvck him.

 

[Ironmanfootball]

Also he cheated on his wife and broke up his family for her so fvck him.

 

[305 MOUNTAIN MAN]

We will see opening weekend, they are going to the Big House. I’ll be there…

 

[Ironmanfootball]

We will see opening weekend, they are going to the Big House. I’ll be there…

Isn't that game like week 3? Hope you didn't book the wrong flight

 

[TRick72]

What in the Mad Libs is this article title?

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Wonder if that’s a euphemism for something else….

 

[WesternMDCane]

Who knew a stripper and emotional support monkey would go together, crazy

 

[305 MOUNTAIN MAN]

Isn't that game like week 3? Hope you didn't book the wrong flight

No Brother, Sept 7 - its the opener for M.

 

[TRick72]

Who knew a stripper and emotional support monkey would go together, crazy

I’ve been trying to convince my wife to let me get an emotional support stripper

 

[Ironmanfootball]

No Brother, Sept 7 - its the opener for M.

Michigan plays Fresno St the week before
Texas plays CSU the week before

And “Week Zero” is the week before that.

 

[305 MOUNTAIN MAN]

Michigan plays Fresno St the week before
Texas plays CSU the week before

And “Week Zero” is the week before that.

I know this, I’ll be there with my boys. I could have sworn it was the opener for both, but I guess they are both going to play a gimmie before.

 

[Empirical Cane]

We will see opening weekend, they are going to the Big House. I’ll be there…

Then watch yo self cat.

I'd bring arm and shin guards to protect against monkey bites.

Also wear a cup. Those little savages aren't afraid to take a chomp chomp on the frank and beans.

Stay frosty.

World’s most horrific chimp attacks as apes rip off people’s faces & genitals

CHIMPANZEES may share almost 99 per cent of our DNA – but there is one thing that clearly sets them apart from humans: pure brute strength. Humans have suffered horrific injuries at the hands…

www.the-sun.com

 

[Empirical Cane]

Michigan plays Fresno St the week before
Texas plays CSU the week before

And “Week Zero” is the week before that.

I was told there would be no math on CIS.