Empirical Cane
We are what we repeatedly do.
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2018
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I’ve been trying to convince my wife to let me get an emotional support stripper
I’ve been trying to convince my wife to let me get an emotional support stripper
I don't know about that...
How it all started...
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A Texas football coach’s monkey bit a child and started the strangest sports story of the year
The monkey, "Pole Assassin" and Halloween have made everything go wild.www.sbnation.com
"...Danielle Thomas, a former exotic dancer who once appeared on The Jerry Springer Show under the name “Pole Assassin,” uses a pet monkey named “Gia” as part of her act. Thomas calls the monkey her “emotional support animal..."
#GiaIsTheRealVictim
#LongLiveHarambe
How will you know if you're in the Canes Connection's Cuban Links tier or just the Swap Shop tier?I was told there would be no math on CIS.
Strippers like to name themselves after expensive things like Lexus and Diamond. Might I suggest you name yours Insurance or Gas?I’ve been trying to convince my wife to let me get an emotional support stripper
The support monkey probably helps with her daddy issues.Who knew a stripper and emotional support monkey would go together, crazy
So I should name her Dutch oven??Strippers like to name themselves after expensive things like Lexus and Diamond. Might I suggest you name yours Insurance or Gas?
You got a link, I like to support canes fansMeh whatever. It's a new economy.. My girl has an OF. Don't care who knows.
An actual simian she incorporated into her act.This stripper's "monkey" . . .
Is this the slang term for her "cooter" - or is this in reference to a type of ape?
I'm just trying to keep up here . . . hep me!
She does?Meh whatever. It's a new economy.. My girl has an OF. Don't care who knows.
True Story: People used to ask me all the time, "Empy, why do you watch Jerry Springer?"This thread is a reminder of how boring my life actually is. Not complaining.
Most content is premium but here you go:You got a link, I like to support canes fans![]()
Reading that bio... you have definitely been peggedMost content is premium but here you go:
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