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[Empirical Cane]

I’ve been trying to convince my wife to let me get an emotional support stripper

 

[BS85]

I don't know about that...

How it all started...

A Texas football coach’s monkey bit a child and started the strangest sports story of the year

The monkey, "Pole Assassin" and Halloween have made everything go wild.

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"...Danielle Thomas, a former exotic dancer who once appeared on The Jerry Springer Show under the name “Pole Assassin,” uses a pet monkey named “Gia” as part of her act. Thomas calls the monkey her “emotional support animal..."

#GiaIsTheRealVictim
#LongLiveHarambe

The stripper's monkey also has a stripper name.....checks out

 

[Ironmanfootball]

I was told there would be no math on CIS.

How will you know if you're in the Canes Connection's Cuban Links tier or just the Swap Shop tier?

 

[UMFarArcher]

What in the Mad Libs is this article title?

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This stripper's "monkey" . . .

Is this the slang term for her "cooter" - or is this in reference to a type of ape?

I'm just trying to keep up here . . . hep me!

 

[Trav]

Meh whatever. It's a new economy.. My girl has an OF. Don't care who knows.

 

[JD08]

I’ve been trying to convince my wife to let me get an emotional support stripper

Strippers like to name themselves after expensive things like Lexus and Diamond. Might I suggest you name yours Insurance or Gas?

 

[Cribby]

Who knew a stripper and emotional support monkey would go together, crazy

The support monkey probably helps with her daddy issues.

 

[hurricaneman]

This thread is a reminder of how boring my life actually is. Not complaining.

 

[JG13]

 

[arizonacane]

Jim Harbaugh's first wife Maya was a stripper in Orlando.

 

[TRick72]

Strippers like to name themselves after expensive things like Lexus and Diamond. Might I suggest you name yours Insurance or Gas?

So I should name her Dutch oven??

 

[954/512Cane]

Meh whatever. It's a new economy.. My girl has an OF. Don't care who knows.

You got a link, I like to support canes fans

 

[Empirical Cane]

This stripper's "monkey" . . .

Is this the slang term for her "cooter" - or is this in reference to a type of ape?

I'm just trying to keep up here . . . hep me!

An actual simian she incorporated into her act.

How she used said monkey in her act, I can't say.

Oh dear goodness have mercy.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Meh whatever. It's a new economy.. My girl has an OF. Don't care who knows.

She does?

I have an OnlyFans too!!













I don't make very much.

 

[Empirical Cane]

This thread is a reminder of how boring my life actually is. Not complaining.

True Story: People used to ask me all the time, "Empy, why do you watch Jerry Springer?"

Empy: "I'm ****ed up, but at least I'm not that person. Makes me feel so much better about myself."

 

[Trav]

You got a link, I like to support canes fans

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[Tony4Canes]

CJ Baxter last week and now another RB out for season

 

[JayCane20]

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Reading that bio... you have definitely been pegged

But your menu definitely appears to have a lot more options on it than mine does. I'm lucky if my wife's "cooking" even has any seasoning if you know what I mean.