I will tell you my dumbazz tailgating story.
Years ago (at HRS), following a game, some strangers must have used my grill because it was hot when I returned and had different briquets than I used.
So, the following week, I was determined not to let that happen again. But I was pretty **** buzzed. So I took my charcoal grill and had the brilliant idea that only alcohol can produce to dump the coals directly into a trash can. (This was in my early tailgating days.) The charcoal was not hot, but it was still lit, albeit barely. But, anyways, I walk away and keep on doing my thing. Sure enough, a couple minutes later, there is smoke emanating from the trash can. One of the security guards had seen everything unfold and gave me this look that I still have not forgotten. She had this "are you bleeping serious" look on her face that only a black woman can convey. I wanted to laugh but I knew starting a fire would put a damper on the plans so I quickly dumped some water into the trash can. Problem solved. Have never done anything like that again!