Story about Mario Cristobal

[DB4]

Idk if it's legit or not, but if it is, Mario is a real one for this:

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[sszoeboy]

I heard about that a month or so ago. I don't remember where I heard it though.

 

[mianjomar]

Mario's a Cane. Good luck o him.

 

[JgDaCane]

**** em

 

[BigCaneAl]

Old story

 

[Calinative]

I heard about that a month or so ago. I don't remember where I heard it though.

Well that tweet is from december.
and that story has definitely been on here before.

 

[L A M P]

Supposedly he choked out Kiffin until he passed out and pooped himself. Could just be locker room talk. He's a chode regardless.

 

[Firesite]

Yeah this is old was posted a few months ago. Cool story tho.

 

[Astcloud11]

I heard about that a month or so ago. I don't remember where I heard it though.

Well that tweet is from december.
and that story has definitely been on here before.

Yeah I've heard this story multiple times from different people (aside from CIS).

 

[Papa_Cane]

Not gonna lie... if 10-15 years from now... after 10-15 Miami Hurricanes national championships... the job opens up after richt retires... I would not be upset if cristobal is considered... depending on how he does at Oregon

 

[gogeta4]

story is years on top of years old...mario is a bum n i hope he never is a canditdate for a job here

 

[TheEye]

I didn't know Mario worked with Al long enough to do something like this.

 

[SayWhat]

I like Mario, but I didn't feel like now was the right time to give him the keys. One day maybe, but until then, best of luck.

I still laugh at the butthurt by people around here about him ditching Al for Saban. It is what any sensible coach would've done and if you doubt that, I question your sanity.

 

[canefrank]

Back in their UM school days, not many had the balls to mess with Luis or later with Mario.

 

[TemplarCane]

Go luck in Eugene, Oregon.

 

[Deleted member 13422]

Interesting considering Mario and jimbo are friends. Mario dipped when he saw that Al was a loser. Mario was advised by JJ to go work with Saban. MC will so well at Oregon.

 

[Tad Footeball]

This story was concocted during a Columbus High circle jerk a few years ago. The participants thought it'd be a little less ghey if they came up with a fantastical story about their hero.

 

[gogeta4]

Interesting considering Mario and jimbo are friends. Mario dipped when he saw that Al was a loser. Mario was advised by JJ to go work with Saban. MC will so well at Oregon.

Mario worked and is cool with NO FRIO from time at Rutgers.
lol@ mario dipped when he saw Al as a loser?. Mario got fired from FIU because he was a loser..and Golden basically gave him a handout on someone elses strength. Saban needed a s.fla in...and Manny was the go to...**** hes not that good of an ol coach..as Stoutland was better than him. Dude is just like the recruits he latches on to...a guy that will front run and go to the highest bidder.

 

[AUcane]

story is years on top of years old...mario is a bum n i hope he never is a canditdate for a job here

This. He went from being a cane to a cfb coaching mercenary only looking out for himself.

Lol at the Golden story line that he dipped when he saw what Golden was like. What a crock. Have heard from people that know that family that while Luis is as solid as a human being as it gets, Mario is kind Of the jerky brother.

 

[simplycanes]

Rumored to be a direct descendent of Sir William Wallace.