Stop it. Just stop it.
I made it very clear, a "slurper" is someone who insists that every thing a coach does is correct, even when we lose games we shouldn't lose, etc. Mario has been on the job for 6 weeks. There are no slurpers because no games have been played, it is impossible for someone to support Mario in spite of all the games he has lost because we haven't played any games.
"Mopers" are different, they complain about every aspect of the program. They find something new to complain about once they have lost the ability to complain about the last thing that they complained about.
You are moping. It's not some "oh, but I have valid and informed opinions about the hiring process". You don't. Very few people do, because Mario has kept a tight lid on things. And the Briles stuff is insane-level-bullsh!te.
Candle slept on the offer and decided to stay in his lifelong Ohio backyard. T-Rob Mario'd Mario. But the mopers are going to magnify those things into fatal flaws and program-killing errors.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MOPERS DO. It's not coach-specific. It's a decades-long joyless process of complaining about anything and everything.