Some names to watch before it’s deleted

[Cookie917]

I’ve already envisioned a more peaceful reincarnation. I’m probably a sloth

I am mad at you for even saying those names and putting that possibility into the universe. If in fact one of those names happens I hope you come back as an analbead owned by Rex Ryan.

 

[RozayCane]

what is the beef with Ponce? Seems to run a Offense we would love, no?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Ferman keeps dropping his name.

Ferman likes that guy BJ...

 

[AUcane]

Gaby just said that he would not be surprised if Mario reaches out to Aazaar Abdul-Rahim. That said, it sounds he is just spitballing at this point. I mean, it has been six weeks and we only have 4 position coaches. No way he has a DB coach lined up before 100 blue chip recruits show up this weekend.

We started hearing AAR’s bane WEEKS ago as a guy Mario either can or probably will reach out to.

 

[CanesNation26]

what is the beef with Ponce? Seems to run a Offense we would love, no?

Bad playcaller, poor results

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

OK, time to start talking ourselves into believing Ponce is a good hire.

Who wants to go first

 

[RozayCane]

Bad playcaller, poor results

Ah okay.

 

[JustAFanHTX]

I am mad at you for even saying those names and putting that possibility into the universe. If in fact one of those names happens I hope you come back as an analbead owned by Rex Ryan.

My lord you have a terrifying imagination. Call God

 

[WaterburyCane]

Here's a little morale bump.

Spoiler: Waiting for the OC to Drop

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God bless you sir

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Mario hired a fired HC as OC once but can you imagine a 5 hours conversation between him and Mullen? Lol

Mario actually has interviewed Dan Mullet, and I have photographic evidence...

 

[stormbrewing]

bad optics right now in Miami. Hope this is like the Nunez thing

 

[Fluffhead]

Sure. But the reality is, the mopers were always going to find some new pretext to allow them to continue their moping. We just made two of the greatest hires in UM Athletics history, in Dan and Mario, and now the mopers are inventing fake myths about the ordering and timing of how you should hire coordinators and position coaches. And then whining when Mario doesn't do exactly what the mopers want him to do.

As for "slurpers", there really aren't any yet. Nothing has happened yet. We haven't had one practice, we haven't played one game. Maybe in a year or two Mario will have slurpers, but for now, people just want to see what he has in story for Year 1.

Can we not start the mope and slurper narrative again... please. It serves nothing than to kill any good nuanced discussion and cause unnecessary arguments.

 

[DMoney]

Bad playcaller, poor results

Have the results been bad? They were 22nd in scoring offense this year despite playing at an average pace.

 

[E1k]

OK, time to start talking ourselves into believing Ponce is a good hire.

Who wants to go first

Ok I’ll start… He’s from Miami lol

 

[Alex Del Piero]

Have the results been bad? They were 22nd in scoring offense this year despite playing at an average pace.

 

[Yoyo82]

Have the results been bad? They were 22nd in scoring offense this year despite playing at an average pace.

uh-oh....

 

[Alex Del Piero]

Ok I’ll start… He’s from Miami lol

Can he actually speak Spanish though?

 

[BoxingRobes]

The correct hire has been and will always be...

JOE BRADY.

 

[BishopEli]

Part of the problem is our own beat writers and site reporters clearly have no sources so they jump on the bandwagon of whatever national reporter they like… thus the perception of us continues to get drug through the mud as conflicting reports pop up.

Notice the Bama sites still don’t have a story about t rob other than they might hire him? I wish we could teach our guys to shut their computers down if they don’t know, would save everyone a lot of frustration.

Then again we’re almost to 1000 so **** it, keep going this is fun.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Man I smell a lot of bltch in here

Pvssies too.