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Ponce did almost beat the vaunted Manny defense. Something to think about. If he can do that against Manny, the rest of the conference will be a cakewalk. 🤔
 
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His last three offenses:

76th
39th
91st
His QB also retired right before the season and his Oline was dog**** this year.

Advanced stats won't get you everywhere. Context is illuminating sometimes. So on that point we agree.

But when there's a large sample size, context becomes less important because you can evaluate the whole data set and control for unlucky breaks (like transfers, injuries, retirements, etc.). It's hard to argue that 4/6 years in the top 40 is somehow less impressive than never once coordinating or co-coordinating a top 40 offense according to F+. One is more impressive than another from an F+ standpoint, so yes, you can be consistent in prefering Candle over Ponce..unless you want to start dipping into other numbers.
 
Matt Candle has been top-40 4/6 years. It's not a great point.

Ponce hasn't coordinated or co-coordinated 1 top-40 offense according to F+.

In fairness to Moss, btw, he wasn't that high on Candle.
There is no stat or other analysis that can justify having an $8mm budget and waiting over 6 weeks to hire Frank Ponce. I’m sorry.
 
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I suggest a Code of Conduct for All Canes Fans @RVACane @IndayArtHauz @Liberty City Canes @JayCane20 @SouthParkCane @WeBallinBoyz @gogeta4 based on what I had to memorize as a United States Airman.

1. I am a Canes Fan, fighting in the forces which guard my university and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in its defense.
2. I will never surrender of my own free will. If in command of my post, I will never surrender the members of my command while they still have the means to resist the stupidity of counter-posters.
3. If I am captured by the morons or fake fans, I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and aid others to escape with an IQ above 100. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from these enemy.
4. If I become a prisoner of war of CIS, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners. I will give no information or take part in any action which might be harmful to my university. If I am senior, I will take command of my posts. If not, I will obey the lawful orders of those mods appointed over me and will back them up in every way.
5. When questioned, should I become a prisoner of war, I am required to give name, rank, alumni and/or fan date. I will evade answering further questions to the utmost of my ability. I will make no oral or written statements disloyal to my university and its allies or harmful to their cause.
6. I will never forget that I am a Canes Fan, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the University of Miami.
I am a South Florida Canes Fan.

I am a keyboard warrior.

I have answered my fanbase's call.

I am a South Florida Canes Fan.

My mission is to slurp, mope, then slurp again with each new staffing and head coach hire.

I am faithful to a proud heritage from 20+ years ago.

A tradition of domination and a legacy of putting out ghey Chief Osceola's flaming *****... errrr... spear.

I am a South Florida Canes Fan.

Guardian of the most ridiculous insider information.

Head organizer of banner flying and non-renewals of season tickets.

Its most fervent and prolific porster and batshït crazy-click bait thread starter.

I will defend my opinions, however wrong they have proven to be, with my life.

Slurper, moper, porster and all emotions in-between.

I will never leave another Canes fan behind (unless it suits by revisionist history purpose).

I will never falter in my quest to easily build an on-campus stadium.

and I will not fail!
 
I suggest a Code of Conduct for All Canes Fans @RVACane @IndayArtHauz @Liberty City Canes @JayCane20 @SouthParkCane @WeBallinBoyz @gogeta4 based on what I had to memorize as a United States Airman.

1. I am a Canes Fan, fighting in the forces which guard my university and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in its defense.
2. I will never surrender of my own free will. If in command of my post, I will never surrender the members of my command while they still have the means to resist the stupidity of counter-posters.
3. If I am captured by the morons or fake fans, I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and aid others to escape with an IQ above 100. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from these enemy.
4. If I become a prisoner of war of CIS, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners. I will give no information or take part in any action which might be harmful to my university. If I am senior, I will take command of my posts. If not, I will obey the lawful orders of those mods appointed over me and will back them up in every way.
5. When questioned, should I become a prisoner of war, I am required to give name, rank, alumni and/or fan date. I will evade answering further questions to the utmost of my ability. I will make no oral or written statements disloyal to my university and its allies or harmful to their cause.
6. I will never forget that I am a Canes Fan, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my university the best. I will trust in my God and in the University of Miami.
Well this is poetry. Far too lovely for this site.
 
I can’t man. I can’t start caping for Ponce. Whatever he turns into, there’s no way that we walked into a multi-month OC search with $2M or so per year to spend and walked out with Ponce as one of our remotely primary targets. You can’t slurp this away. I will Slurper gif bludgeon you for it.

You know sometimes when you’re hiring somebody, you don’t get your first or second choices. That’s kind of the way it goes. I have no idea who it’s going to be but I know I neither plan to slurp nor slam whoever it is.

I am kind of hoping it’s him though because in the end I think it’s not really going matter all that much, and the feminine whining on here will be hilarious.
 
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Maybe Mario is still interviewing/vetting there.

Another theory I threw out the other day: Maybe Mario doesn't think there's that much of a drop-off between his top-ranked DC candidates and his plan B candidates (the 1st/2nd guy on his DC list versus the 3rd/4th/5th guy). So it's possible Mario wants to see how much it's gonna cost him to secure an OC before moving on a DC.
DC is only position I want really worried about. I believe we can get away with above average offense. Elite defenses are hard to come by. When you have one, there isn't a game you not in.

For example, the 2011 Alabama/LSU or the Charles woodson's 97 wolverines. Our home town favorite 2001 hurricanes. That defense was outer worldly, I think we average like 3 turnover a game, less than 10 points a game.
 
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