Some names to watch before it’s deleted

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I pity our poor HR department. Spending months calling references, sending these guys to Quest Diagnostic for **** tests, checking credit, doing criminal and driving record checks, having them complete typing tests and MS Office assessments.....only to see them walk after you scheduled their workplace harassment seminars and their briefings about the dental plan.
Don’t forget the hundreds of interviews they had to set up.
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Oh gosh, creating a top 10 offense isnt that good. Playoffs aint that good huh
He never created a top 10 offense. At least if we're measuring it by simple stats like points. And anyone watching Watson extend plays and throw 50/50 balls to Hopkins aint attributing that to O'Brien. Speaking of the playoffs his teams have scored 0, 7, 16, 22(needed OT), 27, and 31(blocked a punt for a TD so actually 24). Not exactly a juggernaut when it matters most.
 
Mario I’ll ******* fix this for you

Playcaller/QB: Liam Coen
RB: Kevin Smith
WR/CO-OC: Dameyune Craig(offer him a milly and make a ******* statement)
TE- Field
OL:Mirabel

DL: Salave’a
LB/CO-DC: Charlie Strong
CB: Azeer Abdul Rahim
DB/DC: Belk
ST: Smith
Coen will be poached by the Rams when their OC will get the Jacksonville or Houston job, imho.
 
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gaby confirmed the DVD smoke and said he doesn’t think it was UGA initiating contact. Could just be looking for a pay raise but jfc.
He’s trying to leverage into becoming the CB coach the ******* weasel. Him and Cooney are the ones twlling everyone to trust Marquez. if we get burnt it’s their fault and it wouldn’t be the first time it happened.
 
I don’t have a lot of energy for this, but I’m going to add a few logs to the fire.

We’ve lost our two best recruiting assistants in the span of a week to the very schools we are trying to rise to the level of. We have no coordinators after 8 weeks, barely any rumors of who it will be, and NSD is in 3 days. This is all pretty bad stuff, full stop, and shouldn’t be minimized or spun. The only real question about those facts are Mario’s feelings on the matter. Guy isn’t hiding in an office, he’s hitting every school and hosting every recruit with a 4 or 5 next to his name. So what’s the hold up, Mario, because this is genuinely odd. This is a fair point or critique, imo, and one Mario will likely have to answer for throughout his career if the trend continues.

Our fans are absolute dog *****. Not a segment of them, not half of them, the majority of them. I want you to send me to Bolivia for this: someone actually said “when does the AD get involved” and y’all took him seriously and affirmed him. This is why Miami will *never* be Alabama or UGA: too many of the fans are self-serving, clueless reprobates. “Don’t yell at me, Inday, I was faithful during the Shannon-Golden-Trump-Biden years!” No you weren’t, you were a miserable malcontent then, just like you are now. “Ruiz is kinda shady tbh”, GOOD. You think the reason TRob and BMac are gone is because the SEC is clean? You think erasing 20 years of failure is going to happen overnight? Gutting the entire athletic department just needed a weekend? No, then what was your timeframe? Tweet it at Mario, I’m sure it’ll help him to be reminded that he has some vacancies.

Y’all dream of the program leveling up and the moment it faces setbacks — no, no — the moment things are looking good for once in two decades, you immediately look for reasons it declare it all a house of cards. UGA, Bama, whomever, will fight tooth and nail to keep us dead and in the cellar and a lot of you seem waaaaaay more eager to help them than to endure a stupidly long coaching search.

There’s not a “fan base” in American sports who so passionately finds reasons from DAY ONE to disqualify a coach. Day one! You’re worse than weak minded, you’re hopeless and dull hearted, you have no ability to endure ups or downs. You aren’t brave or loyal just because you’re still posting on a message board after 20 years of gross ineptitude, you’re either messed up in the head and too lazy to produce something of value. So you leech optimism away by agreeing with the most absurd porsters on this website. “Sorry man but that’s just how it’s always been with Miami.” Then get out. I mean it, get out of the fan base if nothing short of multiple national championships will make you happy. You just cant be made happy.

“But I was right about Manny!” No you weren’t, you just bet on Miami being Miami and those odds hit better than a service academy under. Now when we are at least pretending to become a big player again, y’all can’t help but vomit all over every single thread. “He‘s whiffing in the portal!” Is he? That story is over, huh? Who we got doesn’t matter and who comes next doesn’t either. It’s all about MY GROWN UP FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. You don’t have to like what he’s done in the portal, but good lord it’s not a zero sum game.

This fan base IS Manny Diaz. A bunch of under-qualified know-nothings who think they've earned the right to represent the school. Because they know the history of the program that they’re somehow a part of it. Nah, most of y’all are straight trash as fans. Always have been and always will be. You morphed somewhere along the way from Miami fans to anti-Miami fans. Whatever dark light you need to shine on the program you will, whatever systemic doubt you need to sow you will, whatever joke you need to make to mock a positive outlook you will.

And Mario, HIRE SOME FREAKING COACHES ALREADY. HOLY CRAP MAN. IT ISNT MARRIAGE BABE, THEY GUNS ON A BATTLESHIP. NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.
A this is real ****..lock thread
 
There are legit reasons(rationalizations) and excuses on why what happened isn't the end of the world but at the end of the day this all looks optically terrible at the very least
Agree the optics ain’t good. That being said, it’s still salvageable but Mario’s got a mountain to climb at this point.
 
He never created a top 10 offense. At least if we're measuring it by simple stats like points. And anyone watching Watson extend plays and throw 50/50 balls to Hopkins aint attributing that to O'Brien. Speaking of the playoffs his teams have scored 0, 7, 16, 22(needed OT), 27, and 31(blocked a punt for a TD so actually 24). Not exactly a juggernaut when it matters most.
Dont use simple stats then.

Outside of that, because "overwhelming talent": New England traded Randy Moss and played two rookie tight ends, a position known for being insanely hard for rookies instead. Brady won the MVP.

Now please stop. Really good offensive coordiantor, ok HC, ****** GM.
 
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Mario I’ll ******* fix this for you

Playcaller/QB: Liam Coen
RB: Kevin Smith
WR/CO-OC: Dameyune Craig(offer him a milly and make a ******* statement)
TE- Field
OL:Mirabel

DL: Salave’a
LB/CO-DC: Charlie Strong
CB: Azeer Abdul Rahim
DB/DC: Belk
ST: Smith
I can roll wit this.
 
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He’s trying to leverage into becoming the CB coach the ******* weasel. Him and Cooney are the ones twlling everyone to trust Marquez. if we get burnt it’s their fault and it wouldn’t be the first time it happened.
Anyone that thinks DVD should be brought on-field so UGA doesn’t poach him is dumb. Simple as that.
 
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