Self-loathing season started a little later than usual this year...

[CaneinBroward]

Mario had his t*ts in the dam and the "mopes" were telling you it wasn't going to stay closed but you sunshine pumpers kept telling us Noo everything is fine. Then the pressure was too much even for his giant man t*ts and the bile was able to spew everywhere. Now the sunshine pumpers are telling us again everything is fine and to trust his t*ts again

What sunshine pumpers were saying everything is fine? They were saying enjoy the ride because 1. a guy like Ward doesn't come around every year and 2. the defense is **** and will keep the team from contending for a title so enjoy the wins while they last.

So now, since the team didn't suck *** for the season, the mopes are unhappy because they've had to hold in their toxicity until November. They didn't enjoy the season because enjoyment only comes with an undefeated season, even though any rational person could see the back 7 of this defense would guarantee that wouldn't happen. So, as usual, they do what they do best.....mope.

Now doom and gloom for the future, even though the previous 2 highly rated classes are becoming upper classmen and no one has ANY idea how well the Canes will do in the portal.

I will grant you recruiting is only going to get worse in the long term unless Miami gets in the SEC or B1G. It is very apparent college football IS the SEC and B1G officially now. Miami has a 15th ranked class - best of all non-SEC, B1G, or ND schools. Even ND is outside of the top 10 now with the SEC and B1G in control. This is not really in Miami's control though. The SEC or B1G need to have interest in them. So, should we take that into account? Nah, just mope.

 

[Atom Atlas]

It’s exhausting dealing with our joke of a fanbase. I get that we are all frustrated with how the season ended, but 10-2(possible 11-2) hasn’t happened around here often in the last twenty years.

It’s sad, but there’s more optimism around 2-10 FSU and 7-5 UF, despite Miami having some young talent in the pipeline, and some **** good talent coming back. It’s almost like a fair amount of our fans are only happy when they are miserable.

You can look back on this season fondly and wonder what could have been without screaming the sky is falling in every **** thread.

You're not wrong.. like really I have nothing to disagree with in your post....
All I'll say is we blew the biggest game of Mario's tenure here against Syracuse.... ACC Championship game on the line, spot in the playoffs G-teed.... And we blew it... So with that , 10-2 has a sour feel to the mouth at the moment... 11-2 does sound and will feel better but the right now part really sucks...

 

[miamimike305]

Now doom and gloom for the future, even though the previous 2 highly rated classes are becoming upper classmen and no one has ANY idea how well the Canes will do in the portal.

1 highly rated class Last year. 2 years ago, half those guys are gone and most of them can't crack the lineup on defense. Poor evaluation.

 

[LoungeLord]

Since you so confident about it how much games are you projecting we win next year?

With no cam, new defensive coordinator, a hard schedule and Mario, maybe 7? You know we will shank a few we shouldn’t and there’s some we just won’t.

We never play above our pay grade, never surprise anyone, never do more with less and never our coach anyone. It will just be another meh season.