Reese Poffenbarger (UAlbany QB)

[WaterburyCane]

Imagine laying on the bed upside down, having Mario’s Sch-long so far down your esophagus that his balls cover up your vision on game day as you refute any negativity that can possibly come his way.

7-6, the new old new old new same Miami.

@cway313

Me, @PIPO and @djnellz will take care of the dead body. We can give @WeBallinBoyz a medal right now.

 

[cway313]

@cway313

Me, @PIPO and @djnellz will take care of the dead body. We can give @WeBallinBoyz a medal right now.

I haven't laughed that hard since.

 

[HurricanesR1]

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we are so ****ed

 

[canes732]

I'm not a miserable ****. The only things that make me miserable are the hurricanes and the Dolphins and they make up about .05% of my life

Well thank Christ for that. Still no answer tho? If Mario gets Tuas Bro we will be good I’m not worried

 

[CanesZ06]

Well thank Christ for that. Still no answer tho? If Mario gets Tuas Bro we will be good I’m not worried

So don't worry till its time to worry?

 

[bacane]

Because it’s a complete outlier to begin with. Everyone has horrible games. Its done in mathematics all the time.

But that time zone difference is huge! It has been proven in several scientific studies that traveling east to west affects your performance. That’s just from east coast to west coast. Imagine all the way to Hawaii?

It’s a huge disadvantage.

Time Zone Changes Give Edge to Athletes From West

FRIDAY, June 17, 2016 (HealthDay News) -- Traveling across several time zones can be draining for anyone. So, how do professional athletes manage to turn around

www.healthday.com

It’s even unhealthy at times.
Back in the 70’s the highest rate of heart attack by profession was traveling salesmen.
Airports were one of the first places to actually have AED’s available. In Chicagos O’hare they had 21 AED uses in the first 2 years they were available. And that’s just one airport.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0735675722004417

So, that’s why the SEC long has been viewed as not wanting to travel far from home for road games. Apparently relying on recommendation from cardiologists. Lol

 

[canes732]

So don't worry till its time to worry?

Yes bc there’s nothing I can do about it. I’ve also accepted Emory will be the starter next year so any transfer is icing on the cake

 

[pacusmc]

So, that’s why the SEC long has been viewed as not wanting to travel far from home for road games. Apparently relying on recommendation from cardiologists. Lol

It worked wonders for us in the first game of the 2000 season

 

[miamicanenyc]

Just a reminder that we got KJ Osborn from UBuffalo. P5 isn’t be all end all.

 

[Rellyrell]

Just a reminder that we got KJ Osborn from UBuffalo. P5 isn’t be all end all.

Buffalo is a G5 school, not FCS; & he didn’t play QB. Smh

 

[bacane]

Just a reminder that we got KJ Osborn from UBuffalo. P5 isn’t be all end all.

WR is different than QB or the DE/LB Noles got from Albany.

 

[canecrazy23]

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Stating facts makes you laugh.

 

[JG14]

Imagine laying on the bed upside down, having Mario’s Sch-long so far down your esophagus that his balls cover up your vision

Just a regular tuesday night for @HurricanePhilly

 

[JHallCanes]

Imagine laying on the bed upside down, having Mario’s Sch-long so far down your esophagus that his balls cover up your vision on game day as you refute any negativity that can possibly come his way.

7-6, the new old new old new same Miami.

 

[miamifan007]

Yeahs that’s a throw

 

[PIPO]

Figured he deserved his own thread. Is he a plan A option at quarterback? Probably not….but people are evaluating him exclusively on where he plays, which is ridiculous.

I’ll beat the the drum for him to at least get a look by Mario and the rest of the staff, especially if we keep striking out on guys like Ward and Howard.

The dude is an absolute stud — led UAlbany to their best season in school history. With a better OL, his numbers would have been even crazier. Watch his tape below:

 

[PIPO]

Imagine being a fan - and especially an alum if you are one - and viewing this as a negative, like you are trying to portray this as. But hey I'm sure you were just being objective here and not a mope, right lol.

 

[KANE]

Has anyone else won a conference title while coaching at FIU?

 

[DubCaliCane]

****, we really ten beers deep at Barracuda’s eyeing Reese Poffenbarger across the bar… Emory or JB hopefully smoking this dude in spring if it comes to it… I know Jake Heaps when I see him…

 

[PIPO]

Why does Mario get 5 years but Manny 3?