Now Theodore, we all know u’re the biggest ***** breathing on God’s Green earth; but listen, I get it; u grew up w/ a whistle, and a hall monitor slash as the teacher’s pet. It’s why u need to agree w anything the admins of this board say. I completely understand ur personality type, & I don’t blame u; for God sake, Theodore, u think raisins belong in potato salad!!! U think fried spam & lentils is fine dining.
U know, I was really thinking: y is Theodore such a bytch? Like seriously I was concerned that such a gaping ***-hole could exist on CIS! It troubled me Theodore; but then, EUREKA, an epiphany occurred:
U’re a bytch b/c u had no choice but to be one. Fck the raisins, & spam for a min; gross, sure, but that’s not why u’re a bytch. See, I’m certain u have ur 1st “A” on a math test magnetized on ur mom’s refrigerator. I’m sure as u walk downstairs in ur wrinkled cargo shorts, Fruit of The Loom “crisp” t-shirt & Nordstrom Rack sweater tied around ur neck to grab a sip of cranberry juice, moms pinches ur cheek every time, as she tells her chess club members “Look at my handsome, gender fluid child. Girls, U know, they graduated from Miami, right? Look at my honey’s “A” they received in 1st grade. So proud of them, So adorable, my Little Theodore.”
U see, Ted, I blocked u b/c I know u’re in Cali, & the way I find ppl is, well, like I said there’s a reason u’re blocked. & yes, I would tell u to ur face b/c I’m really like that, fr fr. U have me completely wrong, though. I don’t complain about posters, I complain about bytches that r constantly wrong & contrarians: ergo u.
However, as I think about the year 2025, & how horribly it’s started off, I need to start appreciating more things. I was just thinking about CIS: we have some posters who r insiders that bring invaluable information, we have others who are data folks that put things in perspective, others who do great jobs as Maudes keeping the board in check, posters who r funny, posters who make astute observations, & then we have u.
I need to start appreciating what u bring to the board, which is nothing of substance. However, w/o ur nothingness, I wouldn’t have learned so much from knowledgeable posters who engage w/ u. Cong
ratulations, Theodore Thaddeus III, u’re the common denominator that’s forged friendships on this board. U’ve also caused me to defend California like I’ve never have b4!!
So thank u, u symbol, u!
Now, as far as me & my escapades in some J’s, two things:
1. Lmao
2. Get my dyck of ur mind, weirdo. Ewwwww
Now, I’m going to re-block u for u, OK? U can go about arguing w/ everyone on CIS telling them the sky is not blue but rather our eyes r perceiving that it’s blue.