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Calinative said:
You are literally the biggest ***** on the board that constant ******* about others yet constant talks about others you supposedly blocked lol. And your constantly just trying to give yourself pats on the back for literally anything possible. Go jerk off into your Jordans or something.
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Now Theodore, we all know u’re the biggest ***** breathing on God’s Green earth; but listen, I get it; u grew up w/ a whistle, and a hall monitor slash as the teacher’s pet. It’s why u need to agree w anything the admins of this board say. I completely understand ur personality type, & I don’t blame u; for God sake, Theodore, u think raisins belong in potato salad!!! U think fried spam & lentils is fine dining.

U know, I was really thinking: y is Theodore such a bytch? Like seriously I was concerned that such a gaping ***-hole could exist on CIS! It troubled me Theodore; but then, EUREKA, an epiphany occurred:

U’re a bytch b/c u had no choice but to be one. Fck the raisins, & spam for a min; gross, sure, but that’s not why u’re a bytch. See, I’m certain u have ur 1st “A” on a math test magnetized on ur mom’s refrigerator. I’m sure as u walk downstairs in ur wrinkled cargo shorts, Fruit of The Loom “crisp” t-shirt & Nordstrom Rack sweater tied around ur neck to grab a sip of cranberry juice, moms pinches ur cheek every time, as she tells her chess club members “Look at my handsome, gender fluid child. Girls, U know, they graduated from Miami, right? Look at my honey’s “A” they received in 1st grade. So proud of them, So adorable, my Little Theodore.”

U see, Ted, I blocked u b/c I know u’re in Cali, & the way I find ppl is, well, like I said there’s a reason u’re blocked. & yes, I would tell u to ur face b/c I’m really like that, fr fr. U have me completely wrong, though. I don’t complain about posters, I complain about bytches that r constantly wrong & contrarians: ergo u.

However, as I think about the year 2025, & how horribly it’s started off, I need to start appreciating more things. I was just thinking about CIS: we have some posters who r insiders that bring invaluable information, we have others who are data folks that put things in perspective, others who do great jobs as Maudes keeping the board in check, posters who r funny, posters who make astute observations, & then we have u.

I need to start appreciating what u bring to the board, which is nothing of substance. However, w/o ur nothingness, I wouldn’t have learned so much from knowledgeable posters who engage w/ u. Congratulations, Theodore Thaddeus III, u’re the common denominator that’s forged friendships on this board. U’ve also caused me to defend California like I’ve never have b4!!

So thank u, u symbol, u!

Now, as far as me & my escapades in some J’s, two things:

1. Lmao
2. Get my dyck of ur mind, weirdo. Ewwwww

Now, I’m going to re-block u for u, OK? U can go about arguing w/ everyone on CIS telling them the sky is not blue but rather our eyes r perceiving that it’s blue.
 
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Rellyrell said:
Now Theodore, we all know u’re the biggest ***** breathing on God’s Green earth; but listen, I get it; u grew up w/ a whistle, and a hall monitor slash as the teacher’s pet. It’s why u need to agree w anything the admins of this board say. I completely understand ur personality type, & I don’t blame u; for God sake, Theodore, u think raisins belong in potato salad!!! U think fried spam & lentils is fine dining.

U know, I was really thinking: y is Theodore such a bytch? Like seriously I was concerned that such a gaping ***-hole could exist on CIS! It troubled me Theodore; but then, EUREKA, an epiphany occurred:

U’re a bytch b/c u had no choice but to be one. Fck the raisins, & spam for a min; gross, sure, but that’s not why u’re a bytch. See, I’m certain u have ur 1st “A” on a math test magnetized on ur mom’s refrigerator. I’m sure as u walk downstairs in ur wrinkled cargo shorts, Fruit of The Loom “crisp” t-shirt & Nordstrom Rack sweater tied around ur neck to grab a sip of cranberry juice, moms pinches ur cheek every time, as she tells her chess club members “Look at my handsome, gender fluid child. Girls, U know, they graduated from Miami, right? Look at my honey’s “A” they received in 1st grade. So proud of them, So adorable, my Little Theodore.”

U see, Ted, I blocked u b/c I know u’re in Cali, & the way I find ppl is, well, like I said there’s a reason u’re blocked. & yes, I would tell u to ur face b/c I’m really like that, fr fr. U have me completely wrong, though. I don’t complain about posters, I complain about bytches that r constantly wrong & contrarians: ergo u.

However, as I think about the year 2025, & how horribly it’s started off, I need to start appreciating more things. I was just thinking about CIS: we have some posters who r insiders that bring invaluable information, we have others who are data folks that put things in perspective, others who do great jobs as Maudes keeping the board in check, posters who r funny, posters who make astute observations, & then we have u.

I need to start appreciating what u bring to the board, which is nothing of substance. However, w/o ur nothingness, I wouldn’t have learned so much from knowledgeable posters who engage w/ u. Congratulations, Theodore Thaddeus III, u’re the common denominator that’s forged friendships on this board. U’ve also caused me to defend California like I’ve never have b4!!

So thank u, u symbol, u!

Now, as far as me & my escapades in some J’s, two things:

1. Lmao
2. Get my dyck of ur mind, weirdo. Ewwwww

Now, I’m going to re-block u for u, OK? U can go about arguing w/ everyone on CIS telling them the sky is not blue but rather our eyes r perceiving that’s its blue.
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Rellyrell said:
Now Theodore, we all know u’re the biggest ***** breathing on God’s Green earth; but listen, I get it; u grew up w/ a whistle, and a hall monitor slash as the teacher’s pet. It’s why u need to agree w anything the admins of this board say. I completely understand ur personality type, & I don’t blame u; for God sake, Theodore, u think raisins belong in potato salad!!! U think fried spam & lentils is fine dining.

U know, I was really thinking: y is Theodore such a bytch? Like seriously I was concerned that such a gaping ***-hole could exist on CIS! It troubled me Theodore; but then, EUREKA, an epiphany occurred:

U’re a bytch b/c u had no choice but to be one. Fck the raisins, & spam for a min; gross, sure, but that’s not why u’re a bytch. See, I’m certain u have ur 1st “A” on a math test magnetized on ur mom’s refrigerator. I’m sure as u walk downstairs in ur wrinkled cargo shorts, Fruit of The Loom “crisp” t-shirt & Nordstrom Rack sweater tied around ur neck to grab a sip of cranberry juice, moms pinches ur cheek every time, as she tells her chess club members “Look at my handsome, gender fluid child. Girls, U know, they graduated from Miami, right? Look at my honey’s “A” they received in 1st grade. So proud of them, So adorable, my Little Theodore.”

U see, Ted, I blocked u b/c I know u’re in Cali, & the way I find ppl is, well, like I said there’s a reason u’re blocked. & yes, I would tell u to ur face b/c I’m really like that, fr fr. U have me completely wrong, though. I don’t complain about posters, I complain about bytches that r constantly wrong & contrarians: ergo u.

However, as I think about the year 2025, & how horribly it’s started off, I need to start appreciating more things. I was just thinking about CIS: we have some posters who r insiders that bring invaluable information, we have others who are data folks that put things in perspective, others who do great jobs as Maudes keeping the board in check, posters who r funny, posters who make astute observations, & then we have u.

I need to start appreciating what u bring to the board, which is nothing of substance. However, w/o ur nothingness, I wouldn’t have learned so much from knowledgeable posters who engage w/ u. Congratulations, Theodore Thaddeus III, u’re the common denominator that’s forged friendships on this board. U’ve also caused me to defend California like I’ve never have b4!!

So thank u, u symbol, u!

Now, as far as me & my escapades in some J’s, two things:

1. Lmao
2. Get my dyck of ur mind, weirdo. Ewwwww

Now, I’m going to re-block u for u, OK? U can go about arguing w/ everyone on CIS telling them the sky is not blue but rather our eyes r perceiving that it’s blue.
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Rellyrell said:
Now Theodore, we all know u’re the biggest ***** breathing on God’s Green earth; but listen, I get it; u grew up w/ a whistle, and a hall monitor slash as the teacher’s pet. It’s why u need to agree w anything the admins of this board say. I completely understand ur personality type, & I don’t blame u; for God sake, Theodore, u think raisins belong in potato salad!!! U think fried spam & lentils is fine dining.

U know, I was really thinking: y is Theodore such a bytch? Like seriously I was concerned that such a gaping ***-hole could exist on CIS! It troubled me Theodore; but then, EUREKA, an epiphany occurred:

U’re a bytch b/c u had no choice but to be one. Fck the raisins, & spam for a min; gross, sure, but that’s not why u’re a bytch. See, I’m certain u have ur 1st “A” on a math test magnetized on ur mom’s refrigerator. I’m sure as u walk downstairs in ur wrinkled cargo shorts, Fruit of The Loom “crisp” t-shirt & Nordstrom Rack sweater tied around ur neck to grab a sip of cranberry juice, moms pinches ur cheek every time, as she tells her chess club members “Look at my handsome, gender fluid child. Girls, U know, they graduated from Miami, right? Look at my honey’s “A” they received in 1st grade. So proud of them, So adorable, my Little Theodore.”

U see, Ted, I blocked u b/c I know u’re in Cali, & the way I find ppl is, well, like I said there’s a reason u’re blocked. & yes, I would tell u to ur face b/c I’m really like that, fr fr. U have me completely wrong, though. I don’t complain about posters, I complain about bytches that r constantly wrong & contrarians: ergo u.

However, as I think about the year 2025, & how horribly it’s started off, I need to start appreciating more things. I was just thinking about CIS: we have some posters who r insiders that bring invaluable information, we have others who are data folks that put things in perspective, others who do great jobs as Maudes keeping the board in check, posters who r funny, posters who make astute observations, & then we have u.

I need to start appreciating what u bring to the board, which is nothing of substance. However, w/o ur nothingness, I wouldn’t have learned so much from knowledgeable posters who engage w/ u. Congratulations, Theodore Thaddeus III, u’re the common denominator that’s forged friendships on this board. U’ve also caused me to defend California like I’ve never have b4!!

So thank u, u symbol, u!

Now, as far as me & my escapades in some J’s, two things:

1. Lmao
2. Get my dyck of ur mind, weirdo. Ewwwww

Now, I’m going to re-block u for u, OK? U can go about arguing w/ everyone on CIS telling them the sky is not blue but rather our eyes r perceiving that it’s blue.
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Agree on all points but SPAM. It's palatable in at least one form... snacks in Hawaiian gas stations!

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Rellyrell said:
Now Theodore, we all know u’re the biggest ***** breathing on God’s Green earth; but listen, I get it; u grew up w/ a whistle, and a hall monitor slash as the teacher’s pet. It’s why u need to agree w anything the admins of this board say. I completely understand ur personality type, & I don’t blame u; for God sake, Theodore, u think raisins belong in potato salad!!! U think fried spam & lentils is fine dining.

U know, I was really thinking: y is Theodore such a bytch? Like seriously I was concerned that such a gaping ***-hole could exist on CIS! It troubled me Theodore; but then, EUREKA, an epiphany occurred:

U’re a bytch b/c u had no choice but to be one. Fck the raisins, & spam for a min; gross, sure, but that’s not why u’re a bytch. See, I’m certain u have ur 1st “A” on a math test magnetized on ur mom’s refrigerator. I’m sure as u walk downstairs in ur wrinkled cargo shorts, Fruit of The Loom “crisp” t-shirt & Nordstrom Rack sweater tied around ur neck to grab a sip of cranberry juice, moms pinches ur cheek every time, as she tells her chess club members “Look at my handsome, gender fluid child. Girls, U know, they graduated from Miami, right? Look at my honey’s “A” they received in 1st grade. So proud of them, So adorable, my Little Theodore.”

U see, Ted, I blocked u b/c I know u’re in Cali, & the way I find ppl is, well, like I said there’s a reason u’re blocked. & yes, I would tell u to ur face b/c I’m really like that, fr fr. U have me completely wrong, though. I don’t complain about posters, I complain about bytches that r constantly wrong & contrarians: ergo u.

However, as I think about the year 2025, & how horribly it’s started off, I need to start appreciating more things. I was just thinking about CIS: we have some posters who r insiders that bring invaluable information, we have others who are data folks that put things in perspective, others who do great jobs as Maudes keeping the board in check, posters who r funny, posters who make astute observations, & then we have u.

I need to start appreciating what u bring to the board, which is nothing of substance. However, w/o ur nothingness, I wouldn’t have learned so much from knowledgeable posters who engage w/ u. Congratulations, Theodore Thaddeus III, u’re the common denominator that’s forged friendships on this board. U’ve also caused me to defend California like I’ve never have b4!!

So thank u, u symbol, u!

Now, as far as me & my escapades in some J’s, two things:

1. Lmao
2. Get my dyck of ur mind, weirdo. Ewwwww

Now, I’m going to re-block u for u, OK? U can go about arguing w/ everyone on CIS telling them the sky is not blue but rather our eyes r perceiving that it’s blue.
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Rellyrell said:
Now Theodore, we all know u’re the biggest ***** breathing on God’s Green earth; but listen, I get it; u grew up w/ a whistle, and a hall monitor slash as the teacher’s pet. It’s why u need to agree w anything the admins of this board say. I completely understand ur personality type, & I don’t blame u; for God sake, Theodore, u think raisins belong in potato salad!!! U think fried spam & lentils is fine dining.

U know, I was really thinking: y is Theodore such a bytch? Like seriously I was concerned that such a gaping ***-hole could exist on CIS! It troubled me Theodore; but then, EUREKA, an epiphany occurred:

U’re a bytch b/c u had no choice but to be one. Fck the raisins, & spam for a min; gross, sure, but that’s not why u’re a bytch. See, I’m certain u have ur 1st “A” on a math test magnetized on ur mom’s refrigerator. I’m sure as u walk downstairs in ur wrinkled cargo shorts, Fruit of The Loom “crisp” t-shirt & Nordstrom Rack sweater tied around ur neck to grab a sip of cranberry juice, moms pinches ur cheek every time, as she tells her chess club members “Look at my handsome, gender fluid child. Girls, U know, they graduated from Miami, right? Look at my honey’s “A” they received in 1st grade. So proud of them, So adorable, my Little Theodore.”

U see, Ted, I blocked u b/c I know u’re in Cali, & the way I find ppl is, well, like I said there’s a reason u’re blocked. & yes, I would tell u to ur face b/c I’m really like that, fr fr. U have me completely wrong, though. I don’t complain about posters, I complain about bytches that r constantly wrong & contrarians: ergo u.

However, as I think about the year 2025, & how horribly it’s started off, I need to start appreciating more things. I was just thinking about CIS: we have some posters who r insiders that bring invaluable information, we have others who are data folks that put things in perspective, others who do great jobs as Maudes keeping the board in check, posters who r funny, posters who make astute observations, & then we have u.

I need to start appreciating what u bring to the board, which is nothing of substance. However, w/o ur nothingness, I wouldn’t have learned so much from knowledgeable posters who engage w/ u. Congratulations, Theodore Thaddeus III, u’re the common denominator that’s forged friendships on this board. U’ve also caused me to defend California like I’ve never have b4!!

So thank u, u symbol, u!

Now, as far as me & my escapades in some J’s, two things:

1. Lmao
2. Get my dyck of ur mind, weirdo. Ewwwww

Now, I’m going to re-block u for u, OK? U can go about arguing w/ everyone on CIS telling them the sky is not blue but rather our eyes r perceiving that’s its blue.
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Rellyrell said:
Now Theodore, we all know u’re the biggest ***** breathing on God’s Green earth; but listen, I get it; u grew up w/ a whistle, and a hall monitor slash as the teacher’s pet. It’s why u need to agree w anything the admins of this board say. I completely understand ur personality type, & I don’t blame u; for God sake, Theodore, u think raisins belong in potato salad!!! U think fried spam & lentils is fine dining.

U know, I was really thinking: y is Theodore such a bytch? Like seriously I was concerned that such a gaping ***-hole could exist on CIS! It troubled me Theodore; but then, EUREKA, an epiphany occurred:

U’re a bytch b/c u had no choice but to be one. Fck the raisins, & spam for a min; gross, sure, but that’s not why u’re a bytch. See, I’m certain u have ur 1st “A” on a math test magnetized on ur mom’s refrigerator. I’m sure as u walk downstairs in ur wrinkled cargo shorts, Fruit of The Loom “crisp” t-shirt & Nordstrom Rack sweater tied around ur neck to grab a sip of cranberry juice, moms pinches ur cheek every time, as she tells her chess club members “Look at my handsome, gender fluid child. Girls, U know, they graduated from Miami, right? Look at my honey’s “A” they received in 1st grade. So proud of them, So adorable, my Little Theodore.”

U see, Ted, I blocked u b/c I know u’re in Cali, & the way I find ppl is, well, like I said there’s a reason u’re blocked. & yes, I would tell u to ur face b/c I’m really like that, fr fr. U have me completely wrong, though. I don’t complain about posters, I complain about bytches that r constantly wrong & contrarians: ergo u.

However, as I think about the year 2025, & how horribly it’s started off, I need to start appreciating more things. I was just thinking about CIS: we have some posters who r insiders that bring invaluable information, we have others who are data folks that put things in perspective, others who do great jobs as Maudes keeping the board in check, posters who r funny, posters who make astute observations, & then we have u.

I need to start appreciating what u bring to the board, which is nothing of substance. However, w/o ur nothingness, I wouldn’t have learned so much from knowledgeable posters who engage w/ u. Cong🤷‍♂️ratulations, Theodore Thaddeus III, u’re the common denominator that’s forged friendships on this board. U’ve also caused me to defend California like I’ve never have b4!!

So thank u, u symbol, u!

Now, as far as me & my escapades in some J’s, two things:

1. Lmao
2. Get my dyck of ur mind, weirdo. Ewwwww

Now, I’m going to re-block u for u, OK? U can go about arguing w/ everyone on CIS telling them the sky is not blue but rather our eyes r perceiving that it’s blue.
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So did you just spend a week typing up a whole lotta nothing? Honestly can't tell if this is a copy pasta from somewhere on the internet or not lol, like why 'Ted'? Seems so random. So to recap you had me blocked, constantly *****ed about me even when not at all even involved in the discussion, then unblocked me just to post some random rambling attempted diatribe, just to block me again immediately after lol. Well if anyone didn't believe me when I said you exhibit certified ***** behavior..... Anyways, Clearly Taylor Lorenz here is in her feelings, but if you meant your thanks, you're welcome bud. See ya next time you mention me out the blue lol.

 
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JayCane20 said:
He’ll probably end up being our best DB and a first round pick because of all the things I’ve said

Hopefully I haven’t ruined his confidence and hurt his feelings like DJ Ivey. He won’t even stand a chance
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Hope he proves us all wrong. We need every single bit from every kid on this roster that we can get.
 
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