People really want this crybaby?

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When u dweebs realize Lane is pushing an agenda so he doesn’t get left out again next yr, u’ll see he’s not whining vs. propagandizing.

Lane also is **** poor at accountability, which is y I’m more mad at these doofuses not calling him out on shooting his own foot on being left out of the CFP.

With that said, I’m in no way a Kiffin supporter, but we have to stop trying to compare Mario to other coaches. Again, in 2025 I refuse to allow this board to go down a slippery slope, b/c if it does, I will slap those who wanna go down that ride a quick dose of reality:

-Mario Cristobal HC record: 84-76 (.525)
-Lane Kiffin HC record: 105-52 (.669)

-Mario Cristobal Bowl record: 3-5
-Lane Kiffin Bowl record: 4-4

-10+ win seasons: Cristobal (2)
-10+ win seasons: Kiffin (6)

-Conference Titles: Cristobal (3*)
-Conference Titles: Kiffin (2)
*2020 Conference Title was due to Covid Opt-Outs

-Programs Inherited:
FAU (2004-2016): 59-98 (.376)
Kiffin @ FAU: 26-13 (.667)

FIU (2004-2006): 8-25 (.242)
Cristobal @ FIU: 27-47 (.368)

Ole Miss (2009-19): 69-68 (.504)
Kiffin @ Ole Miss: 44-18 (.710)

Oregon (2007-17): 109-36 (.752)
Cristobal @ Oregon: 35-13 (.729)

Miami (2011-2021): 83-55 (.601)
Cristobal @ Miami: 22-16 (.579)

Like ya’ll have to stop these false narratives that have propagated this board. I absolutely loathe Kiffin; I think he’s a prick, & even though I tried my damnest to derail the Lane Train Crew of ‘22, u would be an absolutely buffoon to say u wouldn’t want Lane here. He’s inherited much worst situations than Mario, including SC who were on full sanctions, & have done waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more w/ less resources.
 
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i'm texas had the bottum feeders of the SEC too
Texas is the only SEC team that barley made it into the quarter finals with a couple of bad calls going there way. ASU should have won that game. Georgia and Tennessee got dominated. A three loss Ole Miss got beat by Florida and we all know how Miami dominated them. Zero SEC teams in the Championship game last year. NIL has changed their cheating strategy that they were so good at covering up. The SEC just happens to have the best TV contracts.
 
If his dad wasn't an all time great defensive mind we would have never heard of this fool. That OOC schedule is a complete joke. Lost to UF with the playoffs on the line lol Easily worse than losing to Syracuse with the playoffs on the line.
 
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Texas is the only SEC team that barley made it into the quarter finals with a couple of bad calls going there way. ASU should have won that game. Georgia and Tennessee got dominated. A three loss Ole Miss got beat by Florida and we all know how Miami dominated them. Zero SEC teams in the Championship game last year. NIL has changed their cheating strategy that they were so good at covering up. The SEC just happens to have the best TV contracts.
I will die on this hill that NIL took away their real competitive advantage. Until of course their boosters step up and just outspend everyone else. The only difference is it'll be out in the open and legal so the NCAA doesn't have to pretend it's not happening.
 
lol he keeps mentioning the draft as if it’s the only metric that matters. The Pro Bowl rosters paint a completely different picture, with a significant amount of players being from non-P4 teams.

Trey Hendrickson, Khalil Mack, Travis Kelce, etc. Too lazy to count but skimming thru the list the ACC & B1G are well represented just like the SEC

Dude thinks the SEC has a monopoly on talent but mfs from New Mexico State take their jobs during training camp.
 
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To be fair this was an old press conference. It wasn't after the Duke game
True, politicking at the time.

That being said, with 2 of the 3 SEC participants knocked out in their first games by 2 scores and the 3rd making it to the semi-finals by going to OT against one of these lower level (his words, not mine) schools, this does not age well at all.

GIF by South Park
 
They had a cupcake out of conference schedule and UGA was the only real tough game.
He lost to UF. im so sick of his whining.

The mighty sec.... Talks **** about every conference. Those few big 10 teams he speaks on. Lol. Seems the only one worth a **** in the sec right now is a squad that's not even from the sec. The rest are average. Just like him.
 
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When u dweebs realize Lane is pushing an agenda so he doesn’t get left out again next yr, u’ll see he’s not whining vs. propagandizing.

Lane also is **** poor at accountability, which is y I’m more mad at these doofuses not calling him out on shooting his own foot on being left out of the CFP.

With that said, I’m in no way a Kiffin supporter, but we have to stop trying to compare Mario to other coaches. Again, in 2025 I refuse to allow this board to go down a slippery slope, b/c if it does, I will slap those who wanna go down that ride a quick dose of reality:

-Mario Cristobal HC record: 84-76 (.525)
-Lane Kiffin HC record: 105-52 (.669)

-Mario Cristobal Bowl record: 3-5
-Lane Kiffin Bowl record: 4-4

-10+ win seasons: Cristobal (2)
-10+ win seasons: Kiffin (6)

-Conference Titles: Cristobal (3*)
-Conference Titles: Kiffin (2)
*2020 Conference Title was due to Covid Opt-Outs

-Programs Inherited:
FAU (2004-2016): 59-98 (.376)
Kiffin @ FAU: 26-13 (.667)

FIU (2004-2006): 8-25 (.242)
Cristobal @ FIU: 27-47 (.368)

Ole Miss (2009-19): 69-68 (.504)
Kiffin @ Ole Miss: 44-18 (.710)

Oregon (2007-17): 109-36 (.752)
Cristobal @ Oregon: 35-13 (.729)

Miami (2011-2021): 83-55 (.601)
Cristobal @ Miami: 22-16 (.579)

Like ya’ll have to stop these false narratives that have propagated this board. I absolutely loathe Kiffin; I think he’s a prick, & even though I tried my damnest to derail the Lane Train Crew of ‘22, u would be absolutely buffoon to say u wouldn’t want Lane here. He’s inherited much worst situations than Mario, including SC who were on full sanctions, & have done waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more w/ less resources.
Brian Brohm
Manny Diaz
Rhett Lashlee
Fran Brown

This is our competition.
 
What I found ironic is he spent the last few weeks bashing the ACC and how bad they are, but then to make his final point to the committee in the post game presser he says, “We just beat a very good 9 win ACC team.”
 
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When u dweebs realize Lane is pushing an agenda so he doesn’t get left out again next yr, u’ll see he’s not whining vs. propagandizing.

Lane also is **** poor at accountability, which is y I’m more mad at these doofuses not calling him out on shooting his own foot on being left out of the CFP.

With that said, I’m in no way a Kiffin supporter, but we have to stop trying to compare Mario to other coaches. Again, in 2025 I refuse to allow this board to go down a slippery slope, b/c if it does, I will slap those who wanna go down that ride a quick dose of reality:

-Mario Cristobal HC record: 84-76 (.525)
-Lane Kiffin HC record: 105-52 (.669)

-Mario Cristobal Bowl record: 3-5
-Lane Kiffin Bowl record: 4-4

-10+ win seasons: Cristobal (2)
-10+ win seasons: Kiffin (6)

-Conference Titles: Cristobal (3*)
-Conference Titles: Kiffin (2)
*2020 Conference Title was due to Covid Opt-Outs

-Programs Inherited:
FAU (2004-2016): 59-98 (.376)
Kiffin @ FAU: 26-13 (.667)

FIU (2004-2006): 8-25 (.242)
Cristobal @ FIU: 27-47 (.368)

Ole Miss (2009-19): 69-68 (.504)
Kiffin @ Ole Miss: 44-18 (.710)

Oregon (2007-17): 109-36 (.752)
Cristobal @ Oregon: 35-13 (.729)

Miami (2011-2021): 83-55 (.601)
Cristobal @ Miami: 22-16 (.579)

Like ya’ll have to stop these false narratives that have propagated this board. I absolutely loathe Kiffin; I think he’s a prick, & even though I tried my damnest to derail the Lane Train Crew of ‘22, u would be absolutely buffoon to say u wouldn’t want Lane here. He’s inherited much worst situations than Mario, including SC who were on full sanctions, & have done waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more w/ less resources.
If you take personalities out of it (which I do because I'm an adult) there's no way you can say that his record here would be 5-7, 7-6, 10-3. Until proven otherwise (and MC still has time to correct this) Kiffin is empirically superior to Mario as a HC.

Not that anyone's keeping record, but I wanted Kiffin over Mario. Since we have MC, I'm pulling for him and I still think he can correct this ship, but I don't think any reasonable person thinks that we wouldn't have had a better record with Kiffin over the last 3 seasons. Also, winning coaches are usually irritating to fans of other schools. Heck, Saban has maybe the most boring personality in sports and I found/find him irritating because of the cheating+hypocrisy.

Anyhoo, hoping Mario pulls a Harbaugh here.
 
Dabo and the guy that won a bunch of super bowls with the patriots are noticebly
Missing.
I'm not sold on Belicheck at 77 years old.
Dabo is competing for NC we are competing for the ACC. Baby steps. That being said I would much rather fight over Clemson than these teams in other conferences.
 
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