OT: Paranos Tears

[RVACane]

@Paranos, you left your laptop on and CIS counter intelligence was able to hack into the web cam and observed the following activity. We know it was you because the audio had you repeatedly screaming in ecstasy, "***** you, @RVA Cane".

Spoiler: NSFW

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I did it for you but you have to put **** like this in a spoiler.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

That's why you need grown man strength and the equipment to handle all that properly, hence why big gurl Luvin isn't for everybody. If you try to snatch up a 250+lbs woman and throw her onto her side then grab her leg an put it over your shoulder as you handle your business massaging that cervix A-Spot; you could end up in traction restraints for weeks if you don't have the strength to deal with that all that fabulous fluff.

Go Canes

Can we utilize the vomit emoji and/or the "Spoiler" function for Paranos' words as well as his pictures?

 

[mirvin88]

Just roll them in flour and hit the wet spot.

 

[JD08]

I've posted it before, but this thread is begging for it.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

That's why you need grown man strength and the equipment to handle all that properly, hence why big gurl Luvin isn't for everybody. If you try to snatch up a 250+lbs woman and throw her onto her side then grab her leg an put it over your shoulder as you handle your business massaging that cervix A-Spot; you could end up in traction restraints for weeks if you don't have the strength to deal with that all that fabulous fluff.

Go Canes

Bro, that’s too much work for a Rico Suave like me

 

[Empirical Cane]

That's why you need grown man strength and the equipment to handle all that properly, hence why big gurl Luvin isn't for everybody. If you try to snatch up a 250+lbs woman and throw her onto her side then grab her leg an put it over your shoulder as you handle your business massaging that cervix A-Spot; you could end up in traction restraints for weeks if you don't have the strength to deal with that all that fabulous fluff.

Go Canes

IMPOSSIBLE to argue with .

Keep on keep'n on.

PS Make sure you get a good deep stretch prior to that level of exertion other wise you are gonna pull a hammy or tear a bicep. Probably both.

 

[JD08]

IMPOSSIBLE to argue with .

Keep on keep'n on.

PS Make sure you get a good deep stretch prior to that level of exertion other wise you are gonna pull a hammy or tear a bicep. Probably both.

Judging from some of those pictures, slinging a leg over his shoulder might just blow out a couple of discs.

 

[Rellyrell]

Pro tip to my larger women: Avoid the high heels when trying to look ****. All that foot meat hanging over the sides of the shoes looks like a melting ice cream cone. Just go shoeless in the **** shots.

Listen to The Franchise. Lol

 

[JD08]

Listen to The Franchise. Lol

What? You don't like a woman whose cankles have muffin tops?

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

That's why you need grown man strength and the equipment to handle all that properly, hence why big gurl Luvin isn't for everybody. If you try to snatch up a 250+lbs woman and throw her onto her side then grab her leg an put it over your shoulder as you handle your business massaging that cervix A-Spot; you could end up in traction restraints for weeks if you don't have the strength to deal with that all that fabulous fluff.

Go Canes

I got sciatica and a nerve impingement in my back just reading this.
Nausea, too.

 

[Paranos]

I got sciatica and a nerve impingement in my back just reading this.
Nausea, too.

You just need to drink some Front-End Lifter or Strong Back. An that will fix you right up, allowing you to handle your business, good and proper.

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An if that doesn't work, then you can go to the tried and true natures original viagra which is Yombie ( you can get it as extract or pill), I caution you though if you have high blood pressure then don't take it. But if you're BP is normal, then take some yombie; an it will put steel in your wood, allowing you to lay pipe all night regardless of whether the lady is a big woman or skinny woman she will be a whooped woman at the end of the night.

Go Canes

 

[Salt]

Bro, that’s too much work for a Rico Suave like me

Yeah, hard pass on any woman that requires a front loader tractor to move into position.

 

[Paranos]

Yeah, hard pass on any woman that requires a front loader tractor to move into position.

You just need a some

Go Canes

 

[Golsen82]

 

[Paranos]

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See that's nice, those are some powerful twerk generating hips right there! That's they type of woman that causes a man to skip friday happy hour and go straight home to stay in for the evening.

Go Canes

Go Canes

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

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I can’t stop laughing

 

[SWFLHurricane]

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Jesus W Christ....Who knew Humpback Whales wore dresses??

 

[Cribby]

The secret my cane brethren is to avoid big women with short arms.

Go Canes

This could be the funniest posts by paranos I’ve read and I go back to caneinsider days.

 

[Rellyrell]

What? You don't like a woman whose cankles have muffin tops?

I need to be able to tell the calf, from the ankle, and the stomach from the

 

[gruntking]

@Paranos lets give them what they love, lol.