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Paranos said:
You just need to drink some Front-End Lifter or Strong Back. An that will fix you right up, allowing you to handle your business, good and proper.

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An if that doesn't work, then you can go to the tried and true natures original viagra which is Yombie ( you can get it as extract or pill), I caution you though if you have high blood pressure then don't take it. But if you're BP is normal, then take some yombie; an it will put steel in your wood, allowing you to lay pipe all night regardless of whether the lady is a big woman or skinny woman she will be a whooped woman at the end of the night.

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You come to muthaf[]cking play!
 
Paranos said:
You just need to drink some Front-End Lifter or Strong Back. An that will fix you right up, allowing you to handle your business, good and proper.

www.roughguides.com

Stamina potions and notions - Rough Guides

Ever careful to safeguard his powerful libido, the average Jamaican man couldn’t live without gallons of potions concocted to supplement the diet and ensure...
www.roughguides.com www.roughguides.com

An if that doesn't work, then you can go to the tried and true natures original viagra which is Yombie ( you can get it as extract or pill), I caution you though if you have high blood pressure then don't take it. But if you're BP is normal, then take some yombie; an it will put steel in your wood, allowing you to lay pipe all night regardless of whether the lady is a big woman or skinny woman she will be a whooped woman at the end of the night.

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Yeah, my BP is no bueno. Paranos, we never resolved this but why do you have an absolute inability to put “d” after “an” when you are trying to say “and”? What the **** happened with “d” in your childhood that’s consistently caused you to avoid the “d”?
 
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gruntking said:
@Paranos lets give them what they love, lol.
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So true story; back in the day with this site called “Black Planet”, met this chick that did only face shots. She’s was real cute. So I’m in college, hormones racing, and I find she lives in So Cal, in swingers paradise (Temecula). So I miss two classes and smash down there b/c she talking about she wanna do a **** witcha boy. I’m in 2 hrs of traffic to smash baby. Theeeeeeeeen I finally get there.......and this was her body type. Lol

Brothas when I tell you all that drive, that testosterone, that zeal left me so quick......lol. I told her, let’s be friends. Lol.
 
Rellyrell said:
So true story; back in the day with this site called “Black Planet”, met this chick that did only face shots. She’s was real cute. So I’m in college, hormones racing, and I find she lives in So Cal, in swingers paradise (Temecula). So I miss two classes and smash down there b/c she talking about she wanna do a **** witcha boy. I’m in 2 hrs of traffic to smash baby. Theeeeeeeeen I finally get there.......and this was her body type. Lol

Brothas when I tell you all that drive, that testosterone, that zeal left me so quick......lol. I told her, let’s be friends. Lol.
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Same thing with me about 15 years ago before I met my wife. I was on Match.com after separating from my second. Cute chick posts pictures strategically taken to not see below the bust, sounds like real nice girl on the phone, and ****. But oh my god when I saw her... girl had no *** at all... to me that’s real bad. Never had taken Viagra until then... one month and sayonara. Next girl a Brazilian with big *** but psychopath. Finally found a keeper.
 
gruntking said:
Same thing with me about 15 years ago before I met my wife. I was on Match.com after separating from my second. Cute chick posts pictures strategically taken to not see below the bust, sounds like real nice girl on the phone, and ****. But oh my god when I saw her... girl had no *** at all... to me that’s real bad. Never had taken Viagra until then... one month and sayonara. Next girl a Brazilian with big *** but psychopath. Finally found a keeper.
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So here’s the 2nd part of this story; So she was a freak, well ho. Lol. So my frat brother is brother to the **** legend Mandingo. So he was looking for talent as he was beginning to do his own thing like most **** stars. So I hit baby up and was like u wanna get this $. She’s hella down; so I hit my bro up and was like I think I got one.

So we go down to his little studio (fun times & the industry ain’t what we see on camera). So he takes time out to see her, and he looks and he tells her....”well, my audience may not f u like that, but I’ll pass ur name along.” Lol.

Man, good times. Lol
 
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