Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Cajuncane]

Hykeem Williams cannot track a deep ball in the air.

Period.

No problem cause their QB’s can’t throw one….

 

[MidnightCane]

I clicked on this to laugh and I legit had to turn it off less than 3 minutes in….has anyone in the history of the English language said “you know” more than this loser when public speaking? Honestly. I felt terrible even watching. He said “you know” over 50 times in his opening statement. Has he always done this? I’ve genuinely never heard anyone “um” or “you know” this bad, ever.

I felt the same exact way….cringe fest

 

[gambino97]

 

[305407cane]

That guy straight up said our team last year smoked them. Do they not remember us almost beating them in Tallahassee with two starting corners out and a true freshman 3 star backup qb who didn’t throw barely at all?

 

[MidnightCane]

I had to look up Charleston Southern because I thought FSU could easily lost to them and I realized they're 1-7 too. I know half the team may either transfer out, sitout for the draft or have an "injury" but there's no way they could lose to the worst FCS team.. can they?

THE TOILET BOWL

 

[TallyCaneFan]

That guy straight up said our team last year smoked them. Do they not remember us almost beating them in Tallahassee with two starting corners out and a true freshman 3 star backup qb who didn’t throw barely at all?

None of them remember that so I do my best to bring it up when I'm at bars in Tally and the Noles start talking about how great they were last year.

 

[Problem2]

Dummies having full on meltdowns trying to feel better

 

[305407cane]

None of them remember that so I do my best to bring it up when I'm at bars in Tally and the Noles start talking about how great they were last year.

Crazy talk. Full healthy and we were starting damari brown and Richard at corner. Porter and Davis were out. We were gutted. No arroyo. And Emory in his first road start

 

[305407cane]

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Dummies having full on meltdowns trying to feel better

Goalposts are very mobile on their site

 

[JG14]

Goalposts are very mobile on their site

So are genders

 

[shoeless]

FSU fans: “We are 1-7 and got the crap beat out of us….but Mario went for two and didn’t get it! Hahahaha, like went for two and didn’t get it! Man does Miami suck.”

 

[GojiraCane]

So did the Cylons.

 

[itsacanething]

Goalposts are very mobile on their site

they will suck with ward
Mario is a ****** coach with ward
they are 8-4 without ward

the only way to shut them up will be for Mario to win without ward.

 

[Cookie917]

FSU fans: “We are 1-7 and got the crap beat out of us….but Mario went for two and didn’t get it! Hahahaha, like went for two and didn’t get it! Man does Miami suck.”

I also dont know why they think we were trying to run up the score? a couple of the posters on the site were reasonable and were like how were they running up the score? by running A gap dive repeatedly?

A lot of them point to the 2 point attempt as you said, but seriously does anyone think 38-14 (or at the time of the play 31-7) vs 36-14 (or 29-7) would make a difference?

I also saw a few people on this site questioning why going for it and I think this came straight from the analytics department in the booth.

going for 2, had we made it, puts us as 31-7, a 24 point margin. I am unsure of the odds of going for and getting 2 on three straight TD plays but that is what we were banking on. Going for 2 makes it a 3 possession game AND they need to convert for 2 each time. By not getting it, still a 3 possession game and they needed 1 2 pt conversion. Kicking the XP they need 2-2 pt conversions. My guess the computer geniuses saw the difference in odds between getting 1 or 2 2-pt conversions as negligible but likely a big jump once you get to 3.

 

[Imukat]

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247 said he took a secret visit to Neb earlier this year too. They said the flip watch is legit.

 

[DemCanes90]

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Dummies having full on meltdowns trying to feel better

They can literally go eat **** and that'd make more sense than their football takes

 

[AUcane]

Goalposts are very mobile on their site

 

[orange&green84]

Seeing their response from this game, I feel better about our fanbase. Losing by 3 TDs, we focused on us and where we go from here. They think they'll be fine (a majority of them), but in the end, their in the worst place you can be. Still stuck with Norvell and know they can't fire him. ****, UF is in a far better place and we thought they were cooked as well.

 

[Caned Peach]

So did the Cylons.

By your command:

 

[oso4lyf]

Their HC had a gameplan not to get 50 put on them.

Down by 30 and letting the clock bleed out as if they were up by 2.

Safeties dropped so far you couldn't see them on TV.

That pile of salt and peppered haired **** that walks their sideline doesn't scare anyone.