Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

Netflix needs to have a documentary series where FSU fans are hunting down the dog **** guy so they can force him to live up to his promise in order break the curse. I would watch that show.
Imagine a mob of Seminole fans screaming with torches and pitchforks…

“UNTIL YOU EAT THE POO THERE IS NOTHING FSU CAN DO!”
 
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Your move, 321Noles
 
They're stuck with Norvell until at the earliest 2025, maybe even 2026 if they're too cheap to pay the buyout.

At least UF has a chance to replace their ****** coach later this year.
End of 2026 is when they could ****can him. Has an insane buyout and with the rest of the staff you're looking at a $75M+ buyout. Not to mention you have to get a new coach.

What they'll do is dump whatever they have into NIL next season, go big on the portal, and try not to embarrass themselves at the HS level. That's a bandaid, not a fix though.
 
End of 2026 is when they could ****can him. Has an insane buyout and with the rest of the staff you're looking at a $75M+ buyout. Not to mention you have to get a new coach.

What they'll do is dump whatever they have into NIL next season, go big on the portal, and try not to embarrass themselves at the HS level. That's a bandaid, not a fix though.


They are going to have to PRAY that Prison Mike tries to **** a shark...
 
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They still believe that Bama wanted Mikey over DeBoer.

100% delusional fansbase and administration, which is why they are paying. They got duped by Norvell's agent Sexton. He got 2 of his clients raises for the same job that Norvell was never a serious contender for. Now, they are stuck with Norvell's 8-year, $84 million dollar contract. Norvelwill close 2024 with a top 25-40 2025 class unless FSU drastically overpays in NIL. That might not even be enough to attract quality players.
 
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100% delusional fansbase and administration, which is why they are paying. They got duped by Norvell's agent Sexton. He got 2 of his clients raises for the same job that Norvell was never a serious contender for. Now, they are stuck with Norvell's 8-year, $84 million dollar contract. Norvelwill close 2024 with a top 25-40 2025 class unless FSU drastically overpays in NIL. That might not even be enough to attract quality players.

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Look closely and you can see “University of Miami was here 2006-2023” written on the walls. Pace yourself, Nole fans. It’s a long, long, long way to the light at the end of the tunnel.

It would be delightful if FSU hired Al Golden after Norvell, then after he flops, they go for the Nole who turned Duke football around, Mr Manny Diaz.
 
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FSU and norvell are in big trouble. While it can’t get much worse record wise than this year, his hs recruiting classes have been horrible. He desperately went all and gambled on dju despite him being a bad qb at every stop. Mike’s arrogance in thinking he’s a developer of qbs? Desperation due to bad recruiting?
He’s gonna have to go all in on portal additions next year to try and put up a decent record. It’s not a solution. The cupboard is bare. How much NIL money do they have for how many top recruits/portal additions?
Don’t get it wrong, he’s in the hot seat.
At what point in this season and who opts to sit out to avoid injury and enter the portal when it opens?
 
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Clemson is going to ANNIHALATE them. Its going to be well 55-3 type beatdown. Best D they've played, hands down, and probably their best O too.
I wish we would play FSU before Clemson plays them. Both us and Clemson are licking our chops to get back at these frauds. Dabo hates FSU just as much as he hates us. They outplayed FSU last year but had that killer turnover that gifted FSU a touchdown. Still had the chance to win and their kicker missed a chip shot FG with less than 2 minutes left.

I'm sure Dabo and the players have this game marked on their calendars. I hate Dabo, but he might put a Golden style beatdown on Norvell before Mario gets the chance.
 
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