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I think their geography is off. Pig ****ers are north into Trailerhassee.

lol @ anyone even suggesting in jest Miami would be G5.

They also realize we have never been as horrible as they were through Taggart and into Norvell’s third year.

Just laughable wishful takes. I hate FSU with such a passion but not this delusional. Although FSU for a multi year stretch was basically a G5 opponent….
 
The one thing you always have to remember about FSU people is that they vastly overestimate their importance or influence on the CFB landscape. They think they’re Alabama or Notre Dame. as evidenced by the posts, they know they can’t beat us head on without some major help.

Also, these are the same people that have been laundering a narrative through CFB porsters on Twitter (e.g., genetics) about us not getting into the P2. It’s in their interest that they don’t, so they’ll keep pushing the narrative as long as they can.
 
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The one thing you always have to remember about FSU people is that they vastly overestimate their importance or influence on the CFB landscape. They think they’re Alabama or Notre Dame. as evidenced by the posts, they know they can’t beat us head on without some major help.

Also, these are the same people that have been laundering a narrative through CFB porsters on Twitter (e.g., genetics) about us not getting into the P2. It’s in their interest that they don’t, so they’ll keep pushing the narrative as long as they can.
They're under the impression that the last two seasons were sustainable, not fortunate by-products of a changing portal landscape.
 
They're under the impression that the last two seasons were sustainable, not fortunate by-products of a changing portal landscape.
They are also under the impression that the preceding 5 seasons have been forgotten by the rest of the world.

2017 - 2022
Team 1 - 36 - 36, Independence Bowl, Sun Bowl, CheezIt Bowl, 3 losing seasons
Team 2 - 43 - 31, Orange Bowl, Pinstripe Bowl, Independence Bowl, CheezIt Bowl, Sun Bowl, 2 losing seasons

One mediocre team, one objectively bad team.

Congratulations are in order, sure. They graduated from the worst 5-year stretch since the Ford administration to going down in history as the only undefeated P5 conference champion that wasn't even respected enough to be given an opportunity to participate in a playoff game (and then proceeded to lay the largest egg in the history of New Years bowl games - I think the dogs just scored again...). Good for them.

The fact that most of their fanbase is scared of us is unsurprising, really.
 
They are also under the impression that the preceding 5 seasons have been forgotten by the rest of the world.

2017 - 2022
Team 1 - 36 - 36, Independence Bowl, Sun Bowl, CheezIt Bowl, 3 losing seasons
Team 2 - 43 - 31, Orange Bowl, Pinstripe Bowl, Independence Bowl, CheezIt Bowl, Sun Bowl, 2 losing seasons

One mediocre team, one objectively bad team.

Congratulations are in order, sure. They graduated from the worst 5-year stretch since the Ford administration to going down in history as the only undefeated P5 conference champion that wasn't even respected enough to be given an opportunity to participate in a playoff game (and then proceeded to lay the largest egg in the history of New Years bowl games - I think the dogs just scored again...). Good for them.

The fact that most of their fanbase is scared of us is unsurprising, really.

Not just New Years bowl games. Any Bowl Game. 63-3 is the worst beating in the history of fsu football AND the worst beating in Bowl history.
 
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Not just New Years bowl games. Any Bowl Game. 63-3 is the worst beating in the history of fsu football AND the worst beating in Bowl history.
But, you know, robbed of a playoff spot.

Maybe, if this “playoff team” wasn’t down 2 scores in the first half against a directional school in the 11th game of the year, and maybe if it wasn’t true that the only way said playoff team’s offense was in any way effective was having their qb run around like a chicken sans a head, then maybe their most important player wouldn’t have snapped his leg in half running around like said headless chicken in a meaningless ooc cupcake game and then they wouldn’t have averaged ~200 yards of offense the next two games and then and then they might’ve looked like a viable top 4 team. Instead, they served up the worst loss in the history of bowl games.

Now, they’re replacing temu Michael Vick with great value Jamarcus Russell (Oakland not Baton Rouge) and a handful of day 1 and 2 picks with Nick Saban’s leftovers. I can’t wait for this 8-4 season they have staring them right in the face to bud and then flower. It’s gonna be glorious seeing them trying to rationalize all of the “beginning of the dynasty” talk.
 
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