Long ago in a galaxy far far away a man, a great man, brought the greatest glory to a little university know as Sun Tan U. For years he asked for an small oncampus stadium rather than the massive stadium it had played in for years and he helped coach a pro team to the only Perfect Season ever. The school promised and promised. Then one day they told him he would have to rasise all the money for the stadium, some 50 million dollars in that day. He proceed, with a small band of dedicated Canes, to seek pledges. They started flowing in, reaching nearly 10 million quickly.
Then the evil fake adminstration changed the rules on our hero. They said none of the money could come from people who already dpgave the Sun Tan U — it all had to be from band new “virgin” donors!!! So, after finally reaching the championship all desired, the betrayed Great Hero fled the evil ones and took another post. See he realized they never wanted a stadium on thier prestine little home, for they were little men and women who would look even smaller beside the stadium. Despite even greater success under lesser men, these creature of slime rebutted every effort to build the stadium even allowing the original one to be sold and destroyed.