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Mario's Speech Patterns, His System, and His Coaching Ability

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I love it when we get into the deep analysis of coachspeak to explain play on the field.


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Agree with this perspective OP.

It's something I noticed last year as well

Post in thread 'Post Game Recap: UNC'
https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/post-game-recap-unc.187620/post-6812774

One of the things that strikes me about MC, is that he doesn't really appear to be a problem solver. His solution to the issues they have are putting band-aids over a crack in the Warship, as opposed to just docking the **** thing & repairing it.

The biggest disconnect he’s having is evaluating & recruiting HS & the Portal. And this disconnect is why it shows up in critical moments during games & resulting in losses.

When things go good, we're rolling & it looks like we will be a top contending team that can compete with anybody, both on the field & on the recruiting trail. But when they go bad, it snowballs into an avalanche, to the point where whatever was done beforehand is pretty much nullified.

His process of evaluating & recruiting is very top heavy; It looks good on paper, has a lot of shine & bluster. But whenever the metal actually gets tested, it's pretty flimsy & easily broken.

Which is just like how the team plays...
 
Ispyin said:
An educated person would know they have no data to confirm what the education level of the board is by strata even relative to the us or a state, despite stupid comments here from even some doctors and phd degree holders.

And most very educated people don’t have to proclaim it.
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What? Where is this even remotely true anywhere on this **** planet?

Yall just make up **** to force a person to be humble for no reason. It's a tad annoying.

Every single educated MF I've met can't wait to proclaim it. They're going to correct you everytime you don't add the "Dr" to their name and a host of other boisterous ways to let you know they've studied long and hard.

I'm perplexed by this comment
 
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AlexCane said:
Lot of words spilled and bragging on a message board about your intelligence level and if Cam Ward plays a full game, we win. Simple as that. Anyways, hope the degrees are working out for you bro.
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If my aunt had a 🍆 she'd be my auntcle.

Cam didn't play, we didn't win, and there no guarantee we win with him in either.

So not so simple and here we are. Analyzing the inner workings of Cuckobals system
 
I appreciate the detail in this post. I do agree but felt that he was an imbecile meathead since he was given a shot at Oregon. Total meatheads like himself cant win big in cfb
 
Memnon said:
Agree with this perspective OP.

It's something I noticed last year as well

Post in thread 'Post Game Recap: UNC'
https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/post-game-recap-unc.187620/post-6812774

One of the things that strikes me about MC, is that he doesn't really appear to be a problem solver. His solution to the issues they have are putting band-aids over a crack in the Warship, as opposed to just docking the **** thing & repairing it.

The biggest disconnect he’s having is evaluating & recruiting HS & the Portal. And this disconnect is why it shows up in critical moments during games & resulting in losses.

When things go good, we're rolling & it looks like we will be a top contending team that can compete with anybody, both on the field & on the recruiting trail. But when they go bad, it snowballs into an avalanche, to the point where whatever was done beforehand is pretty much nullified.

His process of evaluating & recruiting is very top heavy; It looks good on paper, has a lot of shine & bluster. But whenever the metal actually gets tested, it's pretty flimsy & easily broken.

Which is just like how the team plays...
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Agree💯. Mario seems to believe that hard work will cure all, without recognizing that working diligently to implement a bad scheme is exacerbating the problem. Very rudimentary approach, of “I will keep doing same thing regardless of results because I think it should work.”
 
Memnon said:
Agree with this perspective OP.

It's something I noticed last year as well

Post in thread 'Post Game Recap: UNC'
https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/post-game-recap-unc.187620/post-6812774

One of the things that strikes me about MC, is that he doesn't really appear to be a problem solver. His solution to the issues they have are putting band-aids over a crack in the Warship, as opposed to just docking the **** thing & repairing it.

The biggest disconnect he’s having is evaluating & recruiting HS & the Portal. And this disconnect is why it shows up in critical moments during games & resulting in losses.

When things go good, we're rolling & it looks like we will be a top contending team that can compete with anybody, both on the field & on the recruiting trail. But when they go bad, it snowballs into an avalanche, to the point where whatever was done beforehand is pretty much nullified.

His process of evaluating & recruiting is very top heavy; It looks good on paper, has a lot of shine & bluster. But whenever the metal actually gets tested, it's pretty flimsy & easily broken.

Which is just like how the team plays...
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Now that you've agreed with OP watch all these clowns try to add on when they were all ambushing him in support of Cuckobal.
 
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Mario is a caveman...but he is consistently out-caveman'd by real homo sapiens. 0-2 versus Matt Campbell. Lost to Brent Key twice in rock fights.

When Cam came out of the game, Mario wanted and thought he could win against Matt Campbell by throwing rocks, playing in a phone booth, and trying to outgrit a team that is foundationally gritty and are recruited with an emphasis on toughness and grit.

Iowa State couldnt keep pace with our offense...so let's play in a phone booth a d try and win a rock fight.

Mario is an idiot. Keep running the offense. Who cares if it's Emory or Judd Anderson. Run your offense!
 
Canezum5 said:
What? Where is this even remotely true anywhere on this **** planet?

Yall just make up **** to force a person to be humble for no reason. It's a tad annoying.

Every single educated MF I've met can't wait to proclaim it. They're going to correct you everytime you don't add the "Dr" to their name and a host of other boisterous ways to let you know they've studied long and hard.

I'm perplexed by this comment
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Great post. Unfortunately, the behavior psychology of your post will go unappreciated to the majority here as there is little nuance applied to the visual results shown by Mario. He is incapable of change and his tenure is doomed, bottom line
 
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I've made some tongue-in-cheek comments in this thread because I'm still as bothered as you all are by yesterday, but all kidding aside, some of the assumptions on this board today are awful.

I've been on this board for longer than I care to admit, and one thing the board has struggled with is tempering itself after adversity. Look, I'm no Mario defender. I know what his strengths and weaknesses are. And if you know Cuban men his age, you know Mario. But for all his warts, let me say I disagree with the premise he's a meathead just forcing the square peg into the round hole. For all the "fyzikal" comments, he embraced Cam and the passing game and played a style none of us would have ever envisioned. Some even joked we were a Lincoln Riley Oklahoma team. In what world would we ever dream of comparing Mario to Riley before this year? Mario did show a different side of himself this year. That to me shows he is capable of changing and evolving.

Yesterday, whatever. If Cam plays a whole game, we win. The D actually had a stretch in the 2nd half where it was playing well. If Cam is in, we likely pull away and score 50. But, we had Emory in a tough spot with all 4 top WRs out in a season he's hardly gotten burn. When ISU got the ball down 6, I knew exactly how the game was going to end.
 
AlexCane said:
I've made some tongue-in-cheek comments in this thread because I'm still as bothered as you all are by yesterday, but all kidding aside, some of the assumptions on this board today are awful.

I've been on this board for longer than I care to admit, and one thing the board has struggled with is tempering itself after adversity. Look, I'm no Mario defender. I know what his strengths and weaknesses are. And if you know Cuban men his age, you know Mario. But for all his warts, let me say I disagree with the premise he's a meathead just forcing the square peg into the round hole. For all the "fyzikal" comments, he embraced Cam and the passing game and played a style none of us would have ever envisioned. Some even joked we were a Lincoln Riley Oklahoma team. In what world would we ever dream of comparing Mario to Riley before this year? Mario did show a different side of himself this year. That to me shows he is capable of changing and evolving.

Yesterday, whatever. If Cam plays a whole game, we win. The D actually had a stretch in the 2nd half where it was playing well. If Cam is in, we likely pull away and score 50. But, we had Emory in a tough spot with all 4 top WRs out in a season he's hardly gotten burn. When ISU got the ball down 6, I knew exactly how the game was going to end.
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Valid assessment, however the crux of the complaints about Mario are the other constant issues we have noted during his tenure:

1.Penalties are at a ridiculous level, considering how much he stresses discipline and accountability.

2. Special Team return and coverage is abysmal.

3. He can’t hire a quality staff on defense ( almost ever in his 3 stops as head coach)

4. In game management is bad.

I give Mario credit for allowing the OC to capitalize on having a generational qb. He also did that a bit when he inherited Herbert. Mario will always a field a physical Oline and inside the tackle running game, however, his inability to ever field a dominant d is problematic. Lastly, he needs major help in the player evaluation and procurement dept, far too many misses in portal.
 
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LACane43 said:
Lmao, I know that. In 95% of rooms, odds are I’d be one of the most intelligent. Some people here won’t care or breeze over this - I don’t need to reach them. This is for people that want a real analysis other than “we fumbled”
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You ever see me in a room - you might want to keep on walking.

I'd completely **** up your 95% smartest guy in the room record.

And for the record - education is definitely not a measure of intelligence - the greatest men in the past few millennia - didn't have a Ph.D.

By contrast - some of the dumbest, most ****ed up nuts in creation - had their degrees on their walls.

Fauci - name ring a bell? I can list another hundred if you require more evidence.

You'll be very disappointed in the months to come as many of the tenets of "the experts" are exposed as total boulschitt.

What you apparently learned by rote - you didn't learn - you memorized - which is not anything a rat in a maze is not capable of.
 
57Hondobdr said:
Valid assessment, however the crux of the complaints about Mario are the other constant issues we have noted during his tenure:

1.Penalties are at a ridiculous level, considering how much he stresses discipline and accountability.

2. Special Team return and coverage is abysmal.

3. He can’t hire a quality staff on defense ( almost ever in his 3 stops as head coach)

4. In game management is bad.

I give Mario credit for allowing the OC to capitalize on having a generational qb. He also did that a bit when he inherited Herbert. Mario will always a field a physical Oline and inside the tackle running game, however, his inability to ever field a dominant d is problematic. Lastly, he needs major help in the player evaluation and procurement dept, far too many misses in portal.
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I don't necessarily disagree with anything you said.

But here's the problem with the board today (I was too scared to check in yesterday). Yesterday was a fluke.

Our once-in-a-decade talent plays one half of football. Our top 4 WRs are not playing the second half. And then poor Emory. He hasn't played all season and has to come in and be hero and he goes 5-14. What did you all expect with these circumstances? To turn this fluke game into a referendum on Mario today is weird. Because under normal circumstances (i.e., 4 quarters of Cam), we win and we're 11-2 and people generally feel better around here.

Now, I got some bad vibes from how we finish seasons but I'm hoping that's just a coincidence and not something more sinister.
 
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