Let down game?

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Imagine the type of guy who wakes up on game day to porst this...

Has a female best friend who quietly thinks he's ***.
Lives in a poorly furnished apartment in the suburbs alone.
Has at least one ex-girlfriend over 200 lbs. who cheated on him with a co-worker.
Owns 3+ cats.
Drives a 2015 Scion, older Kia, or used Prius, but avoids driving on the highway because "it's too loud".
Refers to Starbucks as "Buckies".
Knows the names of all the "real housewives".
Has "made love" with a woman donning a Ron Jeremy branded strapon.
 
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More likely to be a letdown game for them by this logic. Emotional, home loss at home in overtime immediately followed by road trip for an early game.

Also, remember what happened to us whenever Manny matched up against a team with equal or better talent?
 
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Imagine the type of guy who wakes up on game day to porst this...

Has a female best friend who quietly thinks he's ***.
Lives in a poorly furnished apartment in the suburbs alone.
Has at least one ex-girlfriend over 200 lbs. who cheated on him with a co-worker.
Owns 3+ cats.
Drives a 2015 Scion, older Kia, or used Prius, but avoids driving on the highway because "it's too loud".
Refers to Starbucks as "Buckies".
Knows the names of all the "real housewives".
Has "made love" with a woman donning a Ron Jeremy branded strapon.
speak jimmy fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
Imagine the type of guy who wakes up on game day to porst this...

Has a female best friend who quietly thinks he's ***.
Lives in a poorly furnished apartment in the suburbs alone.
Has at least one ex-girlfriend over 200 lbs. who cheated on him with a co-worker.
Owns 3+ cats.
Drives a 2015 Scion, older Kia, or used Prius, but avoids driving on the highway because "it's too loud".
Refers to Starbucks as "Buckies".
Knows the names of all the "real housewives".
Has "made love" with a woman donning a Ron Jeremy branded strapon.
*hung like a Ken doll
 
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