Josh Gattis (before its deleted)

[Angry Ibis]

With Egyptian intel. Double inverse fractal rendition.

2023 tactics include watching Miami UVA 2022 on a loop, narrated by Peter Ariz…

 

[rsa coral gables]

This thread is Guantanamo.

its better than Grenada

 

[rsa coral gables]

Why the University of Miami has tried so hard for 20 years to NOT field a good offense is beyond me. The outlier is Lashlee and he gets a HC gig after 2yrs

false, Fisch did pretty well here.

 

[JimmyJohnsonsHair]

Nah. Mario promised him DVD would be his CB coach and hasn’t delivered yet.

It’s very complicated but things are trending in our direction. Trust the process.

 

[DTP]

false, Fisch did pretty well here.

Two seasons. One trash, one decent

 

[rsa coral gables]

I thought the all caps made your post that more funny.

i'm feeling more emotionally unstable than usual. my musical hero David Crosby has moved on to another realm and i'm f@@@@cking hurtin like Ed "Pick Up La Basura" Reed was hurtin in that tunnel in 2001.

 

[Angry Ibis]

i'm feeling more emotionally unstable than usual. my musical hero David Crosby has moved on to another realm and i'm f@@@@cking hurtin like Ed "Pick Up La Basura" Reed was hurtin in that tunnel in 2001.

Between that and Ruiz World, you are going to need a hug… i suggest a Kentucky Hug

 

[rsa coral gables]

Between that and Ruiz World, you are going to need a hug… i suggest a Kentucky Hug

i'll pass on the hug. do you have an eight ball?

 

[JD08]

I'm getting hungry while I wait.

 

[Fluffhead]

This thread is Guantanamo.

I read a good shower thought on Reddit last week. If you didn’t know what either was, getting water boarded at Guantanamo Bay sounds like a nice day.

 

[UMFarArcher]

It's Apocalypse NOW.

Not, Apocalypse - Delayed.



Let me guess - THIS time Mario will let his OC hire - so now Mario is busy trying to find our Offensive coaches another position. And its taking time - they're not exactly in demand . . .

 

[canesmang1]

 

[423Hurricane]

i'm feeling more emotionally unstable than usual. my musical hero David Crosby has moved on to another realm and i'm f@@@@cking hurtin like Ed "Pick Up La Basura" Reed was hurtin in that tunnel in 2001.

Not to add to your misery, but many of Crosby’s contemporaries are getting old as well.

 

[Bunker Mentality]

Fine. Forget the first item, just fire him.

Miami hires a $90M HC with an Top staff budget, huge investments in infrastructure.

I can’t imagine $3M to kick Gattis off the premises is a real issue.

rich folk don't like throwing money away.

 

[rsa coral gables]

Not to add to your misery, but many of Crosby’s contemporaries are getting old as well.

then, dammit, get me two eight balls.

i know. all of my childhood sports heros are dying (franco's death earned me a week at Larkin Mental). so are my music icons. it's no fun getting old. i'm listening to the entire CSN (and sometimes CSNY) discography in honor of Croz

 

[Bunker Mentality]

Are you ok? We can send help.

nervous.

 

[Bunker Mentality]

It's just weird that he's self sabotaging his baby, which is recruiting

We'll be okay in the long run and Mario has always said he think kids should commit to programs and HCs; this circumstance will reveal who really wants to be here and has belief in his vision. Several WRs from the portal are in a holding pattern and there'll be another wave talent.

Program-building is what Mario does, so just sit back and enjoy the process.

 

[Cane6]

false, Fisch did pretty well here.

Fisch and Lashlee, 4 years combined out of 20ish

 

[Bunker Mentality]

So Gattis hasn’t been actively recruiting anyone and apparently hasn’t even been on campus in weeks. At this point we all know he’s gone but I’d really like to know what the holdup is. It’s not about my personal timeline but more about how this is holding up not only recruiting but the hiring process for a new OC. Why wait until half the field has new jobs to start interviewing people?

Why does the holdup matter if you have no ability to address it?

And how do you know he doesn't already have his guy(s)?

 

[Bunker Mentality]

No it’s not. Cause they’ve been saying the same thing for awhile and if it doesn’t happen in 30 minutes CIS still panics and pushes the same narrative of Gattis is staying.

Because the response to their anxiety are morsels of insight and posts reiterating "Gattis is gone".

And then they respond with "The Wolf" GIF from Pulp Fiction.