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I've seen Matt Patricia coach both sides of the ball, leftwich is on the same side offensively in terms of being good.
Still not sure how Belichek thought that would be agood idea. The first time I saw Patricia was the one calling the offensive plays I was like WTF.
 
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Not advocating for him.. but in fairness to Frost WTF else is there to do in Nebraska?! Not even joking. What is there to do in Nebraska?!
Fair question but I think Frost might hit the booze and nose beers because he still has nightmares that Lawrence Phillips actually finds him hiding in the closet and he gets the same beating that he let that girl take.
 
Okay but why? NGL....I'd actually be okay with Frost as OC. I'm no expert but stats wise his teams (sans Nebraska which I know is hard to omit) put up points.

During his 3 years as Oregon's OC (under Helfrich), their offense was 3rd, 3rd, and 6th in PPG.

The year prior to Frost taking over UCF, the Knights were 123rd in PPG. In his first year, he got them to 64th in PPG followed by that 2017 season where they were 1st. To go from 123rd to 1st in 2 seasons is impressive.

I know his Nebraska teams were not good. And I know the offense especially was bad. I'm aware. But as an OC, it seems like he'd be a solid option.

1. He was **** drunk in public all week with his team in Ireland - that was 4 months ago. Going on a bender before the opening game of the season, in a season when you needed to win to save your job. That is high level alcoholism and stupidity.

2. Missing team meetings because you are too hungover on multiple occasions.

3. Rumors of banging co-eds in Lincoln.

4. Really bad judgement and hires while at Nebraska.

5. He's coached truly awful offenses over the last 4 years.

6. Lazy recruiter who has not produced on the trail.

Alcoholic, lazy, entitled, with bad judgement and even worse results. He would die in a Fat Tuesdays bathroom within a week of being hired.
 
Okay but why? NGL....I'd actually be okay with Frost as OC. I'm no expert but stats wise his teams (sans Nebraska which I know is hard to omit) put up points.

During his 3 years as Oregon's OC (under Helfrich), their offense was 3rd, 3rd, and 6th in PPG.

The year prior to Frost taking over UCF, the Knights were 123rd in PPG. In his first year, he got them to 64th in PPG followed by that 2017 season where they were 1st. To go from 123rd to 1st in 2 seasons is impressive.

I know his Nebraska teams were not good. And I know the offense especially was bad. I'm aware. But as an OC, it seems like he'd be a solid option.

And he won a National Championship at UCF.............................
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1. $$$ - You can make more money as college position coach.
2. Precedent - Texas is about to hire an NFL WRs coach to come be a college WRs coach. https://footballscoop.com/news/texa...le-jaguars-wide-receivers-coach-chris-jackson

Any more questions?
he coudl also stay in that system where a coach was just made HC that was an assistant on Shanahan's staff. it also appears that hank spent time in college and left being a college WR to become an analyst for the niners. so it appears he wants to focus on the NFL. any more questions?
 
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Fair question but I think Frost might hit the booze and nose beers because he still has nightmares that Lawrence Phillips actually finds him hiding in the closet and he gets the same beating that he let that girl take.

Who would win in a fight

Lawrence Phillips

Cecil the diesel Collins
 
Okay but why? NGL....I'd actually be okay with Frost as OC. I'm no expert but stats wise his teams (sans Nebraska which I know is hard to omit) put up points.

During his 3 years as Oregon's OC (under Helfrich), their offense was 3rd, 3rd, and 6th in PPG.

The year prior to Frost taking over UCF, the Knights were 123rd in PPG. In his first year, he got them to 64th in PPG followed by that 2017 season where they were 1st. To go from 123rd to 1st in 2 seasons is impressive.

I know his Nebraska teams were not good. And I know the offense especially was bad. I'm aware. But as an OC, it seems like he'd be a solid option.
As long as he can moderate the nose candy to after hours, I think he’d be great.
 
1. He was **** drunk in public all week with his team in Ireland - that was 4 months ago. Going on a bender before the opening game of the season, in a season when you needed to win to save your job. That is high level alcoholism and stupidity.

2. Missing team meetings because you are too hungover on multiple occasions.

3. Rumors of banging co-eds in Lincoln.

4. Really bad judgement and hires while at Nebraska.

5. He's coached truly awful offenses over the last 4 years.

6. Lazy recruiter who has not produced on the trail.

Alcoholic, lazy, entitled, with bad judgement and even worse results. He would die in a Fat Tuesdays bathroom within a week of being hired.
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Who would win in a fight

Lawrence Phillips

Cecil the diesel Collins
I think they’d fight to a draw where one died shortly after the other. Both have (had, in LP’s case) prison chops and a scattered record of violence.

Tough to say; I’d imagine it’d be a battle of Mankind v Mankind at the height of the Attitude Era, maybe make it a **** in a Cell for good measure.
 
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I always crack up when I see someone say rumors of a head coach or coach banging coeds. Anyone under 40 has had that said about them. Anyone 40 to 50, fifty percent chance they've had that said about them. The odds greatly decrease after that, but it also isn't unheard of.
 
I think they’d fight to a draw where one died shortly after the other. Both have (had, in LP’s case) prison chops and a scattered record of violence.

Tough to say; I’d imagine it’d be a battle of Mankind v Mankind at the height of the Attitude Era, maybe make it a **** in a Cell for good measure.

Love it

The winner gets a spot at Dolphins training camp

Loser obvi dies
 
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Leftwich is about to be canned in Tampa and his NFL stock took a little hit this year (although I'd gladly take him as a replacement of Matt Canada for my Steelers).

We not talkin' NFL dudes any longer? I was told that was part of the reason for Mario's sloth-like approach to this.
If Mario is truly following a blueprint by Saban, it would make the most sense to be after NFL guys.
 
This is not the time for that...its time for wild speculation with lack of reason.

Paul Chryst is available. Love to run the ball. Sodomized the Miannyi Hurricanes. Seems like a great fit.

Ill be back every so often with other hot names.
Sodomized and bukkaked...
 
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