Josh Gattis (before its deleted)

[Dees Brown]

Were you a hall monitor in school?

Hey Don't knock the Safety Patrol. The end of the year 5th grade trip to Washington, DC was awesome. Took the Amtrak to Union station.

Granted my friend and I stayed getting our badge suspended. Surprise they let us go on the trip. Man we were extorting kid before we knew what extortion was, "Give me a dollar, I won't write you up".

We were some Crook Safety Patrol lmao. To our defense most of Safety were they same way, we just kept getting caught.

 

[Felonious Monk]

In Hawaii with Tupac

Elvis is hosting them.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Were you a hall monitor in school?

 

[Bender]

Were you a hall monitor in school?

Sorry, I had to do it.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Sorry, I had to do it.

 

[Bender]

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[Shogungts]

We should all ***** and boycott if it’s March 2023 and Gattis is still here

This is all Mario taking the vanilla offense to the next level - he's not going to show our opponents who the real OC is until our first tough game next year

 

[Fluffhead]

This is all Mario taking the vanilla offense to the next level - he's not going to show our opponents who the real OC is until our first tough game next year

Mario sees your "saving the playbook for A&M" and raises you the entire offensive staff. Impressive.

 

[Cane6]

This is all Mario taking the vanilla offense to the next level - he's not going to show our opponents who the real OC is until our first tough game next year

The “Masked OC”….. wearing a giant Marshmallow mask like that DJ guy

 

[Angry Ibis]

The OL played like **** against So Miss… the A&M “success” turned out to be fool’s gold at best

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

 

[OldhamA]

So, to summarise, we're 181 pages in and Gattis is still employed, right?

 

[Cajuncane]

Mario it’s December 27…

Do you know where or who your OC is…..this baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling getting worse.

I wish he’d do something one way or the other cause I’m wearing out the “a” on my IPad.

 

[Cane6]

So, to summarise, we're 181 pages in and Gattis is still employed, right?

Contrary to the beliefs of this board, there is no correlation to the number of posts with the speed in which Gattis is fired

 

[Felonious Monk]

Contrary to the beliefs of this board, there is no correlation to the number of posts with the speed in which Gattis is fired

Are you sure about that? Maybe we just haven't hit the minimum number of posts threshold.

 

[Mackmiller974]

Are we just bringing back the same staff? Mario probably just waiting for the Super Bowl to finish so he can start the interview process.

 

[CanesNation26]

Alright, hot take cause I’m bored af and want to trigger Bender.

These are the moments I wish Manny was the head coach. Dude would have sacked Gattis 30 seconds faster than it takes Gattis to call a play.

No, I don’t want Manny. Yes, Manny was a bad coach. But **** he saw problems and at least tried to fix them.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Are we just bringing back the same staff? Mario probably just waiting for the Super Bowl to finish so he can start the interview process.

Last time it took this long we ended up with the Broyles Award winner after he got done with the CFP championship. Maybe we'll do the same this year.

 

[canesbaby]

Mario and UM is fully aware of the what perception and tone of the fan base would look like if Gattis and the 2022 staff returned

It’s already impacted offensive recruiting

Well then what the **** is he waiting for? I get wanting to do right by JG but when it starts hurting recruiting at this stage of the Cristobal tenure, you just have to let the guy go.

 

[Salt]

Because he probably isnt being fired? It’s the simplest answer. At this point most other scenarios seem to be hopium, mental gymnastics or bad business decisions.

Maybe simplest but not the ONLY answer. There are still other scenarios that can be in play.

So what we are left with at the moment is doses of hopium or mopium.