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Jason Taylor Interviewed By Joy Taylor On Cowherd

BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
Man I had no idea what I was gonna fall into when I opened this thread and jumped to the recent part. I learned some new dope terms too. I’m gonna ask my wife if she wants to clap cheeks tonight. Wish me luck.
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My brother in Christ… let me help you so you’re adequately prepared.

If you’re a nice respectable guy you ask her “if she wants she wants to get her cheeks clapped tonight?”

If you’re a bit of an a**hole and your dear wife leans in whenever your in the mood just tell her “she’s getting her cheeks clapped tonight… so get ready”

Go forth and be great 😎
 
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FuriousStyles said:
My brother in Christ… let me help you so you’re adequately prepared.

If you’re a nice respectable guy you ask her “if she wants she wants to get her cheeks clapped tonight?”

If you’re a bit of an a**hole and your dear wife leans in whenever your in the mood just tell her “she’s getting her cheeks clapped tonight… so get ready”

Go forth and be great 😎
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She told me to go clap myself. Didn't even bother to tell me she had a headache or was tired.
 
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Dees Brown said:
Really?! That broad built like a Crayola Crayon. Even my wife was like" i don't know bae, I think Travis is hitting for the money. I have seen the women he was with before, no way she is satisfying him"

I told her, " p%ssy is like pizza, pretty hard to **** up. No matter where you get from it's probably going to be good. Once in a blue moon you get a bad slice. She probably gives him a peace of mind the other women didn't give him, ......or she can suck golf ball through a water hose. That helps too."
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No, brother!!! I was joking because I dislike her as do many people.

Taylor Swift likely “sucks” **** in the way a rabbit chews on a carrot.

I am old school. Love the women of my young adult hood:

- Sofia Vergara
- Salma Hayek
- younger Beyoncé
- Rosario Dawson
- Eva Mendez
- Scarlett Johansson
- Catherine Zeta—Jones and her curves in Entrapment
- Charlize Theron
- Robin Givens
- Kate Beckinsale
- Shakira

Etc, etc…. I’ll take any of those women with what is out there today.
 
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PIPO said:
No, brother!!! I was joking because I dislike her as do many people.

Taylor Swift likely “sucks” **** in the way a rabbit chews on a carrot.

I am old school. Love the women of my young adult hood:

- Sofia Vergara
- Salma Hayek
- younger Beyoncé
- Rosario Dawson
- Eva Mendez
- Scarlett Johansson
- Catherine Zeta—Jones and her curves in Entrapment
- Charlize Theron
- Robin Givens
- Kate Beckinsale

Etc, etc…. I’ll take any of those women with what is out there today.
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so no **** red...
 
dmitch said:
At least she didn’t have to lie and say she has cancer. So there’s still a chance tonight.
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So you're telling me there's a chance?

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PIPO said:
No, brother!!! I was joking because I dislike her as do many people.

Taylor Swift likely “sucks” **** in the way a rabbit chews on a carrot.

I am old school. Love the women of my young adult hood:

- Sofia Vergara
- Salma Hayek
- younger Beyoncé
- Rosario Dawson
- Eva Mendez
- Scarlett Johansson
- Catherine Zeta—Jones and her curves in Entrapment
- Charlize Theron
- Robin Givens
- Kate Beckinsale

Etc, etc…. I’ll take any of those women with what is out there today.
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Bro, are you me? That's right up my wheelhouse especially the first 2. Prime Sofia and Salma are top notch. I can do without Zeta Jones/Theron/Givens although I can appreciate their beauty. Kate is a fox and so is Elizabeth Hurley back in her prime - throw in Biel as well. Swift is a big meh to me although I can acknowledge that she's cute. Just doesn't do it for me./
 
AUcane said:
Bro, are you me? That's right up my wheelhouse especially the first 2. Prime Sofia and Salma are top notch. I can do without Zeta Jones/Theron/Givens although I can appreciate their beauty. Kate is a fox and so is Elizabeth Hurley back in her prime - throw in Biel as well. Swift is a big meh to me although I can acknowledge that she's cute. Just doesn't do it for me./
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fatnasty187 said:
Honest to God. The lounge back in the day set a high bar for such things. I know I'm an educated man because of it.

I grew up with jugsygate. Amongst many other crazy things. Now I'm turning 50 soon. Cheers
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I got you by a couple year regarding age and I can't really understand what you laid out. Old people over here making me feel a LOT older. SMH at myself. What happened?
 
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