"Many people want to know how Steve Wiltfong and I managed to coordinate our crystal ball flips for the exact same time. Here's what happened. I was wearing my Rudy Ruettiger onesie, and Steve was sporting his crimson houndstooth footie pajamas. We had just finished braiding each other's hair (and, yes, we both shave our heads), then we laid down head-to-feet with our laptops between us. We then did a cute little ASMR countown until we both pressed the "enter" key that posted our crystal ball predictions. We then fell into each other's arms and had the most vigorous and dangerous *** that either of us had ever experienced. With prodigious amounts of lubricant and our double-jointed and flexible bodies, we were able to achieve simultaneous penetration, and I knew that I had to share this moment with my loyal subscribers."