Is Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder over?

I'm happy I don't know ANY of you in real life.
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This is a pivotal moment in his career as a Miami Hurricane.

Does he just go for HIS OWN twin sister, which is something someone from Georgia would do, or, does he fully embrace his new culture and upgrade to a Latina?

Make the right decision Carson.
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I'm not really that old, but some of the terms on here had me running over to google several times. For instance, "simping." Gen X used terms like "chump" to descibe dudes who simp. If I understood another google session correctly, millennials would call our chump a Beta. (Pardon me if I'm mistaking the generation). That said, the thing I find the most amazingly annoying is the kissy faces that the Cavinders have. I mean, you'd think they would have lip muscle cramps.

The best part of all this though - and I thank CiS from the bottom of my heart for this - is I now have a treasure trove of terms to throw out at my late teen/early 20's kids. There is something truly magical seeing the look of confusion on their faces as they're wondering how their dad "just knows..." like I'm some sort of mystical wizard. So thank you all, simps or not.

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Not a single mention of this chick goes by without you commenting

She doesn’t know you exist

That’s simping
Someone tagged me. Had no clue. I don’t give attention to THOTS!!! That’s you all posting *** pics and strip club talks.

I care about my Canes football! And Beck is caught in the middle.
And for the record could give a **** about ladies basketball
Shouldn’t exist on big stage level. But the blue pulled feminists who think that view will get them laid will argue that all women sports are needed.
 
Not a single mention of this chick goes by without you commenting

She doesn’t know you exist

That’s simping
Better check your definition. Cause it’s way off.

Check the instagram of this board. Watch all the followers!!! Bwaaahhh

Couldn’t pick this hoe out of a lineup if they were all blondes.
 
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Someone tagged me. Had no clue. I don’t give attention to THOTS!!! That’s you all posting *** pics and strip club talks.

I care about my Canes football! And Beck is caught in the middle.
And for the record could give a **** about ladies basketball
Shouldn’t exist on big stage level. But the blue pulled feminists who think that view will get them laid will argue that all women sports are needed.
If micropenis energy was a poster it would be you
 
Someone tagged me. Had no clue. I don’t give attention to THOTS!!! That’s you all posting *** pics and strip club talks.

I care about my Canes football! And Beck is caught in the middle.
And for the record could give a **** about ladies basketball
Shouldn’t exist on big stage level. But the blue pulled feminists who think that view will get them laid will argue that all women sports are needed.


The incel chairman of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club strikes again.
 
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