Gayturds tears of laughter

[Lokest]

LOL. Trucker layover is one of the best descriptions I've heard of that hillbilly hellhole in a while.

I've been a canes fan since i was 6 and been going to games since then. Didn't go to UM cause of cost so ended up at UF. This description is the typical ignorant crap you get from folks here. Its a pretty fun place to go to school.

You need to change your name to Juannabecane.

Look, junior, it's one thing to laugh at the accurate description of Gainesville, while saying, hey, I also had some fun there, but it is another thing entirely to call UM fans "ignorant" over this. And before you get all defensive, consider this, I am alum of both UM and UF (though I obviously only care about one alma mater, and that is UM), so I can speak from "non-ignorance" about what a mudhole Gainesville is.

Consider Gainesville's original name (Hogtown) and you will realize that it has ALWAYS been a trucker layover (when truckers rode horses and whatnot). I don't understand why it is so hard for Gainesville-lovers to admit that it is possible for TWO things to be true at the same time: (a) yes, you can drink and have *** with coeds at nearly any college or university on the planet, thus any "place" can be "fun" to "go to school", and (b) the entire area of Gainesville is an arid, landlocked, redneck hogtown.

It's not complicated. And you can stop calling us ignorant for hating Gainesville. Do you still live there? Consider that.

Thanks for proving you're an ignorant ****. I think I'll keep my name. I'm sure i spend more than you rooting on the team. You are saying its a good place to go to school but not to spend the rest of your life.......no shizz moron!! We are talking about this in relation to kids who will go there for 3-4 years. So what is your point you idiot. Kids who do go there, have a good time for 3-4 years in a campus all about sports and having a good time. People overrate how great it is to be in miami for football cause most of the time is working sun up to sun down, so alot of the benefit is lost.

So what is your point? Yes I wouldn't want to live there long term. But yes, its as good or better to be on that campus for those 3-4 as it is at miami. I can say that, without losing my canes fandom you total imbecil.

Well, if you can last through the week without getting the red band when you call UM alums "ignorant" and use profanity to call them names, good luck, bubba.

But I'll at least hazard a guess that you should learn the proper spelling of the word "imbecile". Because that's what you are when you try to use the word and don't know how to spell it. But, hey, you don't have "alot" of intelligence.

As for your "certainty" that you "spend more" that I do "rooting on the team", once again, you take presumptions to an absurd height. You have NO IDEA about anything as it relates to me. I don't care if you are trying to fill that hole in your personality with all of the things you wish you could have been, but buying a bunch of UM merchandise to make up for the fact that daddy couldn't afford to send you to UM is just pathetic. Besides, I couldn't afford UM either, but I got a scholarship, so maybe you could have joined me if, you know, you could have gotten the "imbecile" analogy correct on the SAT. I'll tell you a wager I would make with you, and that is that I scored "alot" higher than you did on the SAT.

As for your name, it doesn't matter if you want to keep it or not, to everyone else on this board, you will forever be Juannabecane, you sad poser.

You want to say something nice about Gainesville, be my guest. You want to attack actual UM alums and call them "ignorant", well I'm sorry, but no amount of Miami merchandise is going to turn you into an actual Cane.

You'll always be a sad Juannabe.

:6e482c_o:

 

[Brooklyndee]

Never understood the draw to that **** hole kkkainesville. It's in the middle of nowhere. KKK hotbed. 900 degrees sweltering without the benefit of any beaches or culture.

It's literally like a trucker layover... I'm surprised there was only the one serial rapist incident there.

LOL. Trucker layover is one of the best descriptions I've heard of that hillbilly hellhole in a while.

I've been a canes fan since i was 6 and been going to games since then. Didn't go to UM cause of cost so ended up at UF. This description is the typical ignorant crap you get from folks here. Its a pretty fun place to go to school.

I've been to that ****hole plenty & it's not an ignorant depiction at all. You went to school so that you could go to gayturd grawl & the rest. That's your choice and just as with my little brother I'll never address you again as a result of your choice. Great it's a typical college town that has nothing else going on but the college. The people that live there outside of students are typically inbred farmers. It just is what it is. You made your bed,you can lay in it. Personally I feel you should be kicked off our site as this is a cane site & you just admitted you're troll filth. Take the high road & leave on your own accord.

 

[Brooklyndee]

It's literally like a trucker layover... I'm surprised there was only the one serial rapist incident there.

LOL. Trucker layover is one of the best descriptions I've heard of that hillbilly hellhole in a while.

I've been a canes fan since i was 6 and been going to games since then. Didn't go to UM cause of cost so ended up at UF. This description is the typical ignorant crap you get from folks here. Its a pretty fun place to go to school.

You need to change your name to Juannabecane.

Look, junior, it's one thing to laugh at the accurate description of Gainesville, while saying, hey, I also had some fun there, but it is another thing entirely to call UM fans "ignorant" over this. And before you get all defensive, consider this, I am alum of both UM and UF (though I obviously only care about one alma mater, and that is UM), so I can speak from "non-ignorance" about what a mudhole Gainesville is.

Consider Gainesville's original name (Hogtown) and you will realize that it has ALWAYS been a trucker layover (when truckers rode horses and whatnot). I don't understand why it is so hard for Gainesville-lovers to admit that it is possible for TWO things to be true at the same time: (a) yes, you can drink and have *** with coeds at nearly any college or university on the planet, thus any "place" can be "fun" to "go to school", and (b) the entire area of Gainesville is an arid, landlocked, redneck hogtown.

It's not complicated. And you can stop calling us ignorant for hating Gainesville. Do you still live there? Consider that.

Thanks for proving you're an ignorant ****. I think I'll keep my name. I'm sure i spend more than you rooting on the team. You are saying its a good place to go to school but not to spend the rest of your life.......no shizz moron!! We are talking about this in relation to kids who will go there for 3-4 years. So what is your point you idiot. Kids who do go there, have a good time for 3-4 years in a campus all about sports and having a good time. People overrate how great it is to be in miami for football cause most of the time is working sun up to sun down, so alot of the benefit is lost.

So what is your point? Yes I wouldn't want to live there long term. But yes, its as good or better to be on that campus for those 3-4 as it is at miami. I can say that, without losing my canes fandom you total imbecil.

No you can't... #flythebanner & ban this tool

 

[gogeta4]

college town that differs from south florida...they run the entire area....hoes...if u want snow bunnies they got em by the boat load...if you want black/hispanic u have your pick...

 

[Brooklyndee]

LOL. Trucker layover is one of the best descriptions I've heard of that hillbilly hellhole in a while.

I've been a canes fan since i was 6 and been going to games since then. Didn't go to UM cause of cost so ended up at UF. This description is the typical ignorant crap you get from folks here. Its a pretty fun place to go to school.

You need to change your name to Juannabecane.

Look, junior, it's one thing to laugh at the accurate description of Gainesville, while saying, hey, I also had some fun there, but it is another thing entirely to call UM fans "ignorant" over this. And before you get all defensive, consider this, I am alum of both UM and UF (though I obviously only care about one alma mater, and that is UM), so I can speak from "non-ignorance" about what a mudhole Gainesville is.

Consider Gainesville's original name (Hogtown) and you will realize that it has ALWAYS been a trucker layover (when truckers rode horses and whatnot). I don't understand why it is so hard for Gainesville-lovers to admit that it is possible for TWO things to be true at the same time: (a) yes, you can drink and have *** with coeds at nearly any college or university on the planet, thus any "place" can be "fun" to "go to school", and (b) the entire area of Gainesville is an arid, landlocked, redneck hogtown.

It's not complicated. And you can stop calling us ignorant for hating Gainesville. Do you still live there? Consider that.

Thanks for proving you're an ignorant ****. I think I'll keep my name. I'm sure i spend more than you rooting on the team. You are saying its a good place to go to school but not to spend the rest of your life.......no shizz moron!! We are talking about this in relation to kids who will go there for 3-4 years. So what is your point you idiot. Kids who do go there, have a good time for 3-4 years in a campus all about sports and having a good time. People overrate how great it is to be in miami for football cause most of the time is working sun up to sun down, so alot of the benefit is lost.

So what is your point? Yes I wouldn't want to live there long term. But yes, its as good or better to be on that campus for those 3-4 as it is at miami. I can say that, without losing my canes fandom you total imbecil.

Well, if you can last through the week without getting the red band when you call UM alums "ignorant" and use profanity to call them names, good luck, bubba.

But I'll at least hazard a guess that you should learn the proper spelling of the word "imbecile". Because that's what you are when you try to use the word and don't know how to spell it. But, hey, you don't have "alot" of intelligence.

As for your "certainty" that you "spend more" that I do "rooting on the team", once again, you take presumptions to an absurd height. You have NO IDEA about anything as it relates to me. I don't care if you are trying to fill that hole in your personality with all of the things you wish you could have been, but buying a bunch of UM merchandise to make up for the fact that daddy couldn't afford to send you to UM is just pathetic. Besides, I couldn't afford UM either, but I got a scholarship, so maybe you could have joined me if, you know, you could have gotten the "imbecile" analogy correct on the SAT. I'll tell you a wager I would make with you, and that is that I scored "alot" higher than you did on the SAT.

As for your name, it doesn't matter if you want to keep it or not, to everyone else on this board, you will forever be Juannabecane, you sad poser.

You want to say something nice about Gainesville, be my guest. You want to attack actual UM alums and call them "ignorant", well I'm sorry, but no amount of Miami merchandise is going to turn you into an actual Cane.

You'll always be a sad Juannabe.

BRAVO BRAVO! best post I ever seen on here. I thought the analogy put forward with the whole imbecil thing was a dead on depiction of the differences between our two universities... at uf it's not tomatoe tomato, it's your my uncle,nah boy I'm your pa...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Not sure what the fuss is about Gainesville. Im a die hard Cane but just graduated UF and I can tell you that yes, it is a ****hole, but it was a **** of a college experience. Some kids like the fact that it's a true college town that revolved around athletics and the school in general. There IS certain draw to Gainesville, its just that what draws people to Gainesville differs from what draws people to Miami. There are hundreds of colleges that kids attend to further their athletic careers all over the country, so lets not act like every place other than Miami is some terrible place that no one wants to play ball at. Just my two cents.

Goodness gracious, the ONE THING that these Gaytor tears threads seem to do better than anything else is force the Gaytor moles to show themselves.

It's like their Kryptonite is "saying bad things about Gainesville". They just can't help themselves, they have to come out and defend all the fun that they had as Gaytors.

Again, just so everyone is clear. Nobody denies the appeal of tens of thousands of 18-22 year olds and a ****-ton of alcohol. But has been pointed out ad nauseam, you can find THAT in all 50 states. Once you realize that the "appeal" of Gainesville is identical to any other college town, you can begin to wrap your head around the concept that there is NOTHING ELSE that distinguishes Gainesville from any other racist mudhole in America.

The ORIGIN of the commentary on Gainesville is the delusional belief by true Gaytors that Gainesville is somehow a MORE ATTRACTIVE place to live than any other craptastic college town, such as State College, PA. These Gaytors think that once Justin Fields enters Alachua County, he will turn into a quivering bowl full of Jello and become unable to resist McEltooth's "you're gonna be a Gaytor" pitch.

So for all you Gaytors who are lying about being Canes fans, we are going to continue to talk about how racist and pig-like Gainesville is, because we know it will bring you out of the woodwork like the termites that you are.

At this point, all you Gaytors can now resume putting your mouths back on the ***** of your fellow Gaytors and just leave the real Canes to enjoy these Gaytor tears threads...

 

[404Usernamenotfound]

True Canes get scholarships so they can "afford" going to UM, and not have to settle for UF

Bright futures and GI Bill and yet I still couldn't afford it.. **** school is that pricey.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Not sure what the fuss is about Gainesville. Im a die hard Cane but just graduated UF and I can tell you that yes, it is a ****hole, but it was a **** of a college experience. Some kids like the fact that it's a true college town that revolved around athletics and the school in general. There IS certain draw to Gainesville, its just that what draws people to Gainesville differs from what draws people to Miami. There are hundreds of colleges that kids attend to further their athletic careers all over the country, so lets not act like every place other than Miami is some terrible place that no one wants to play ball at. Just my two cents.

Goodness gracious, the ONE THING that these Gaytor tears threads seem to do better than anything else is force the Gaytor moles to show themselves.

It's like their Kryptonite is "saying bad things about Gainesville". They just can't help themselves, they have to come out and defend all the fun that they had as Gaytors.

Again, just so everyone is clear. Nobody denies the appeal of tens of thousands of 18-22 year olds and a ****-ton of alcohol. But has been pointed out ad nauseam, you can find THAT in all 50 states. Once you realize that the "appeal" of Gainesville is identical to any other college town, you can begin to wrap your head around the concept that there is NOTHING ELSE that distinguishes Gainesville from any other racist mudhole in America.

The ORIGIN of the commentary on Gainesville is the delusional belief by true Gaytors that Gainesville is somehow a MORE ATTRACTIVE place to live than any other craptastic college town, such as State College, PA. These Gaytors think that once Justin Fields enters Alachua County, he will turn into a quivering bowl full of Jello and become unable to resist McEltooth's "you're gonna be a Gaytor" pitch.

So for all you Gaytors who are lying about being Canes fans, we are going to continue to talk about how racist and pig-like Gainesville is, because we know it will bring you out of the woodwork like the termites that you are.

At this point, all you Gaytors can now resume putting your mouths back on the ***** of your fellow Gaytors and just leave the real Canes to enjoy these Gaytor tears threads...

Oh my fūcking g*d. This is music to my ears.

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

LMAO And Touch'e OriginalCane and Dee

 

[kryptonite]

Not sure what the fuss is about Gainesville. Im a die hard Cane but just graduated UF and I can tell you that yes, it is a ****hole, but it was a **** of a college experience. Some kids like the fact that it's a true college town that revolved around athletics and the school in general. There IS certain draw to Gainesville, its just that what draws people to Gainesville differs from what draws people to Miami. There are hundreds of colleges that kids attend to further their athletic careers all over the country, so lets not act like every place other than Miami is some terrible place that no one wants to play ball at. Just my two cents.

Goodness gracious, the ONE THING that these Gaytor tears threads seem to do better than anything else is force the Gaytor moles to show themselves.

It's like their Kryptonite is "saying bad things about Gainesville". They just can't help themselves, they have to come out and defend all the fun that they had as Gaytors.

Again, just so everyone is clear. Nobody denies the appeal of tens of thousands of 18-22 year olds and a ****-ton of alcohol. But has been pointed out ad nauseam, you can find THAT in all 50 states. Once you realize that the "appeal" of Gainesville is identical to any other college town, you can begin to wrap your head around the concept that there is NOTHING ELSE that distinguishes Gainesville from any other racist mudhole in America.

The ORIGIN of the commentary on Gainesville is the delusional belief by true Gaytors that Gainesville is somehow a MORE ATTRACTIVE place to live than any other craptastic college town, such as State College, PA. These Gaytors think that once Justin Fields enters Alachua County, he will turn into a quivering bowl full of Jello and become unable to resist McEltooth's "you're gonna be a Gaytor" pitch.

So for all you Gaytors who are lying about being Canes fans, we are going to continue to talk about how racist and pig-like Gainesville is, because we know it will bring you out of the woodwork like the termites that you are.

At this point, all you Gaytors can now resume putting your mouths back on the ***** of your fellow Gaytors and just leave the real Canes to enjoy these Gaytor tears threads...

.

 

[kryptonite]

LOL. Trucker layover is one of the best descriptions I've heard of that hillbilly hellhole in a while.

I've been a canes fan since i was 6 and been going to games since then. Didn't go to UM cause of cost so ended up at UF. This description is the typical ignorant crap you get from folks here. Its a pretty fun place to go to school.

You need to change your name to Juannabecane.

Look, junior, it's one thing to laugh at the accurate description of Gainesville, while saying, hey, I also had some fun there, but it is another thing entirely to call UM fans "ignorant" over this. And before you get all defensive, consider this, I am alum of both UM and UF (though I obviously only care about one alma mater, and that is UM), so I can speak from "non-ignorance" about what a mudhole Gainesville is.

Consider Gainesville's original name (Hogtown) and you will realize that it has ALWAYS been a trucker layover (when truckers rode horses and whatnot). I don't understand why it is so hard for Gainesville-lovers to admit that it is possible for TWO things to be true at the same time: (a) yes, you can drink and have *** with coeds at nearly any college or university on the planet, thus any "place" can be "fun" to "go to school", and (b) the entire area of Gainesville is an arid, landlocked, redneck hogtown.

It's not complicated. And you can stop calling us ignorant for hating Gainesville. Do you still live there? Consider that.

Thanks for proving you're an ignorant ****. I think I'll keep my name. I'm sure i spend more than you rooting on the team. You are saying its a good place to go to school but not to spend the rest of your life.......no shizz moron!! We are talking about this in relation to kids who will go there for 3-4 years. So what is your point you idiot. Kids who do go there, have a good time for 3-4 years in a campus all about sports and having a good time. People overrate how great it is to be in miami for football cause most of the time is working sun up to sun down, so alot of the benefit is lost.

So what is your point? Yes I wouldn't want to live there long term. But yes, its as good or better to be on that campus for those 3-4 as it is at miami. I can say that, without losing my canes fandom you total imbecil.

Well, if you can last through the week without getting the red band when you call UM alums "ignorant" and use profanity to call them names, good luck, bubba.

But I'll at least hazard a guess that you should learn the proper spelling of the word "imbecile". Because that's what you are when you try to use the word and don't know how to spell it. But, hey, you don't have "alot" of intelligence.

As for your "certainty" that you "spend more" that I do "rooting on the team", once again, you take presumptions to an absurd height. You have NO IDEA about anything as it relates to me. I don't care if you are trying to fill that hole in your personality with all of the things you wish you could have been, but buying a bunch of UM merchandise to make up for the fact that daddy couldn't afford to send you to UM is just pathetic. Besides, I couldn't afford UM either, but I got a scholarship, so maybe you could have joined me if, you know, you could have gotten the "imbecile" analogy correct on the SAT. I'll tell you a wager I would make with you, and that is that I scored "alot" higher than you did on the SAT.

As for your name, it doesn't matter if you want to keep it or not, to everyone else on this board, you will forever be Juannabecane, you sad poser.

You want to say something nice about Gainesville, be my guest. You want to attack actual UM alums and call them "ignorant", well I'm sorry, but no amount of Miami merchandise is going to turn you into an actual Cane.

You'll always be a sad Juannabe.

 

[Canes2082]

Not sure what the fuss is about Gainesville. Im a die hard Cane but just graduated UF and I can tell you that yes, it is a ****hole, but it was a **** of a college experience. Some kids like the fact that it's a true college town that revolved around athletics and the school in general. There IS certain draw to Gainesville, its just that what draws people to Gainesville differs from what draws people to Miami. There are hundreds of colleges that kids attend to further their athletic careers all over the country, so lets not act like every place other than Miami is some terrible place that no one wants to play ball at. Just my two cents.

Goodness gracious, the ONE THING that these Gaytor tears threads seem to do better than anything else is force the Gaytor moles to show themselves.

It's like their Kryptonite is "saying bad things about Gainesville". They just can't help themselves, they have to come out and defend all the fun that they had as Gaytors.

Again, just so everyone is clear. Nobody denies the appeal of tens of thousands of 18-22 year olds and a ****-ton of alcohol. But has been pointed out ad nauseam, you can find THAT in all 50 states. Once you realize that the "appeal" of Gainesville is identical to any other college town, you can begin to wrap your head around the concept that there is NOTHING ELSE that distinguishes Gainesville from any other racist mudhole in America.

The ORIGIN of the commentary on Gainesville is the delusional belief by true Gaytors that Gainesville is somehow a MORE ATTRACTIVE place to live than any other craptastic college town, such as State College, PA. These Gaytors think that once Justin Fields enters Alachua County, he will turn into a quivering bowl full of Jello and become unable to resist McEltooth's "you're gonna be a Gaytor" pitch.

So for all you Gaytors who are lying about being Canes fans, we are going to continue to talk about how racist and pig-like Gainesville is, because we know it will bring you out of the woodwork like the termites that you are.

At this point, all you Gaytors can now resume putting your mouths back on the ***** of your fellow Gaytors and just leave the real Canes to enjoy these Gaytor tears threads...

 

[RVACane]

Not sure what the fuss is about Gainesville. Im a die hard Cane but just graduated UF and I can tell you that yes, it is a ****hole, but it was a **** of a college experience. Some kids like the fact that it's a true college town that revolved around athletics and the school in general. There IS certain draw to Gainesville, its just that what draws people to Gainesville differs from what draws people to Miami. There are hundreds of colleges that kids attend to further their athletic careers all over the country, so lets not act like every place other than Miami is some terrible place that no one wants to play ball at. Just my two cents.

Goodness gracious, the ONE THING that these Gaytor tears threads seem to do better than anything else is force the Gaytor moles to show themselves.

It's like their Kryptonite is "saying bad things about Gainesville". They just can't help themselves, they have to come out and defend all the fun that they had as Gaytors.

Again, just so everyone is clear. Nobody denies the appeal of tens of thousands of 18-22 year olds and a ****-ton of alcohol. But has been pointed out ad nauseam, you can find THAT in all 50 states. Once you realize that the "appeal" of Gainesville is identical to any other college town, you can begin to wrap your head around the concept that there is NOTHING ELSE that distinguishes Gainesville from any other racist mudhole in America.

The ORIGIN of the commentary on Gainesville is the delusional belief by true Gaytors that Gainesville is somehow a MORE ATTRACTIVE place to live than any other craptastic college town, such as State College, PA. These Gaytors think that once Justin Fields enters Alachua County, he will turn into a quivering bowl full of Jello and become unable to resist McEltooth's "you're gonna be a Gaytor" pitch.

So for all you Gaytors who are lying about being Canes fans, we are going to continue to talk about how racist and pig-like Gainesville is, because we know it will bring you out of the woodwork like the termites that you are.

At this point, all you Gaytors can now resume putting your mouths back on the ***** of your fellow Gaytors and just leave the real Canes to enjoy these Gaytor tears threads...

 

[RVACane]

Goodness gracious, the ONE THING that these Gaytor tears threads seem to do better than anything else is force the Gaytor moles to show themselves.

It's like their Kryptonite is "saying bad things about Gainesville". They just can't help themselves, they have to come out and defend all the fun that they had as Gaytors.

Got **** this is some Real Talk^^^

 

[Cognizantphotos]

True Canes get scholarships so they can "afford" going to UM, and not have to settle for UF

Bright futures and GI Bill and yet I still couldn't afford it.. **** school is that pricey.

What did you go to school fo r? I'm back in school now for my second masters, with a scholarship and my company footing some of the bill it's pretty cheap.

 

[404Usernamenotfound]

True Canes get scholarships so they can "afford" going to UM, and not have to settle for UF

Bright futures and GI Bill and yet I still couldn't afford it.. **** school is that pricey.

What did you go to school fo r? I'm back in school now for my second masters, with a scholarship and my company footing some of the bill it's pretty cheap.

Civil engineering

 

[canecrazy23]

Just took my family there to visit Itchnatuchee Springs. Wife wanted my 15 year old to see a college town. During the Campus visit my son leans over to me and says "Dad this place is trash" LOL

Talk about a dump of a town holly crap!!!

I told him if he didn't behave I would make him wear Jorts the rest of the trip.

 

[rekofred]

Never understood the draw to that **** hole kkkainesville. It's in the middle of nowhere. KKK hotbed. 900 degrees sweltering without the benefit of any beaches or culture.

It's literally like a trucker layover... I'm surprised there was only the one serial rapist incident there.

LOL. Trucker layover is one of the best descriptions I've heard of that hillbilly hellhole in a while.

I've been a canes fan since i was 6 and been going to games since then. Didn't go to UM cause of cost so ended up at UF. This description is the typical ignorant crap you get from folks here. Its a pretty fun place to go to school.

Thats exactly my story as well. UM offered me an academic scholarship of 75% tuition but i simply could not afford the remaining cost. Devastated at the time but my closest friends were going to UF and cost me nothing. I was out of place but I cherished my time in Gainesville. Great memories beautiful campus but im no gator. Nothin but a 2 yr house party for me resulting in flunk out. I get the hatred folks on here have for turdville but if you actually lived there youd love it. I bet I replaced at least 4 slashed tires on my jeep and a dozen canes tags because of harrassment repping my canes up there.

 

[DerekDohrman]

TOC found his sweet spot

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Just took my family there to visit Itchnatuchee Springs. Wife wanted my 15 year old to see a college town. During the Campus visit my son leans over to me and says "Dad this place is trash" LOL

Talk about a dump of a town holly crap!!!

I told him if he didn't behave I would make him wear Jorts the rest of the trip.

Now this is a good dad.