Gattis, alum and former players say he weird

[Angry Ibis]

Ex-players love Mario.

I look forward to watching their kids and nephews play at Alabama.

 

[RVACane]

Had to google what “scat eating” means and let me just say that **** is nasty

I did the same thing and could vomit. That topic should not be a topic.

 

[WestGA'Cane]

Both of you are being written up on 3 counts

1. Bad joke
2. Breaking man code in the urinal. Unless its a buddy, eyes straight and head tilted up for added assurance
3. Y'all a bunch of pinocchio's when talking about your peckers

@RVACane

Men, point 2...words to live by.

 

[rsa coral gables]

i knew he was a fake when he ran onto the field to address the team the first time. he looked lost and his speech felt made up, uninspired and inauthentic.

in addition, every time i have seen him before games, he's always alone and walking like Danny Manero. something's off with this guy, badly

 

[423Hurricane]

Both of you are being written up on 3 counts

1. Bad joke
2. Breaking man code in the urinal. Unless its a buddy, eyes straight and head tilted up for added assurance
3. Y'all a bunch of pinocchio's when talking about your peckers

@RVACane

1 & 3 are spot on but I made no mention of breaking the urinal man code.

 

[Silver King]

As a recruit I was warned about my first Handshake with the HC, they weren't kidding it was all intimedation.

 

[RVACane]

1 & 3 are spot on but I made no mention of breaking the urinal man code.

We might need to have an appeal heard by judge @PIPO.

 

[Josh]

Can we get Kevin Steele outta here too?

 

[TRick72]

I did the same thing and could vomit. That topic should not be a topic.

I can never listen to the “I’m the Scat man” the same again

 

[miamicanephins]

This thread reminds me of the old saying, a dyck in the bush, is better than one in the hand

 

[Felonious Monk]

We might need to have an appeal heard by judge @PIPO.

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This thread is just like a men's room. It's where all the ****s hang out.

@WaterburyCane - Told you so.

 

[WaterburyCane]

This thread is just like a men's room. It's where all the ****s hang out.

@WaterburyCane - Told you so.

Now that was funny. Glad to see you rose to the occasion

@423Hurricane This is another non negotiable rule in a public urinal

 

[RVACane]

Now that was funny. Glad to see you rose to the occasion

@423Hurricane This is another non negotiable rule in a public urinal

I hate that. There are 6 open and I’m on an end and some shmo comes in and stands right next to me. “Are you Fûcking kidding me, ya weirdo?” instantly goes through my mind.

 

[We the Boss]

He lurks. I can see he’s been on the board consistently

Revealing personal details. Mods please ban^^^

 

[RVACane]

Revealing personal details. Mods please ban^^^

Lol I think I would enjoy the time away.

 

[WaterburyCane]

This thread reminds me of the old saying, a dyck in the bush, is better than one in the hand

 

[423Hurricane]

Now that was funny. Glad to see you rose to the occasion

@423Hurricane This is another non negotiable rule in a public urinal

Absolutely! The real challenge is at the watering troughs masquerading as urinals.

 

[WaterburyCane]

Absolutely! The real challenge is at the watering troughs masquerading as urinals.

- Try to find a spot on the high side before the trough pitches down
-elbows out to create a perimeter
- keep your mouth shut
- 1 hand on your ****. Other in your pocket. Cover as much skin as possible in case of splashing
- if any FSU fans start chanting, turn, aim and fire

 

[SFbayCane]

I can never listen to the “I’m the Scat man” the same again

Zibbity Boop
Bobity Beep
Zabba Dapp
Dooooo
I'm the Scat Man!!

 

[423Hurricane]

- Try to find a spot on the high side before the trough pitches down
-elbows out to create a perimeter
- keep your mouth shut
- 1 hand on your ****. Other in your pocket. Cover as much skin as possible in case of splashing
- if any FSU fans start chanting, turn, aim and fire

Remember the old troughs in the OB? They were awful. I remember going into one of the bathrooms and the guys were elbow to elbow and one guy was at the end of one fully exposed. The other guys didn’t know which way to look - up, down, left, right. I LMAO!